Ebony: -sigh- Jehu you do the disclaimer
Jehu: -pouts- Fine. Ebony and Ivory don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX or its characters
Talking = Egyptian gods speaking to Haou
Talking = Thinking
"Talking" = Haou talking to Egyptian gods
"Talking" = People talking
"Hey!" Haou complained to his best friend, Jehu "even I have someone I love!"
"Is that so?" Jehu asked "Well I bet they're power-hungry and slightly demonic like you!"
Haou pouted and said "Far from it, he's perverted, he's lovable, he's psychotic, he's slightly Goth, he likes the colors black and purple, and he's one of the nicest yet cruelest people I've met."
"Ryou?" he guessed.
"You're way off you psychotic yet lovable person," Haou said as he stalked off with a small 'hmph'.
Jehu had taken out a notebook at some point and had written down all the character traits Haou had said his crush had.
Looking at the list, he smirked and checked off 'psychotic' and 'lovable'.
LUNCH
Haou looked down at the lunch his mother had made him with disgust. He looked at Jehu's lunch longingly.
"Please trade with me!" he exclaimed.
"Only if you do something for me," he chuckled.
"Since it's one of those 'open mic' days I'll go up and sing 'Mr. Wonderful' by 'Smile'." He said with a sigh.
"This I've got to see," Jehu said.
Haou went up to the microphone and said into it "I'm sadly going to sing 'Mr. Wonderful' by 'Smile'."
Everyone looked at Haou in shock as the music began to play out of nowhere and Haou began to sing.
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're so incredible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Wonderful to me
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're irresistible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
A miracle to me
Hold me
I wanna feel your arms around me
Oh Na Na oh Na Na
Kiss me
'Cos only you can make me happy
Oh Na Na Na
Oh nana heya heya
Oh Mr. Wonderful
Oh nana heya heya
Are you for real?
Oh nana heya heya
It's not impossible
Oh nana heya heya
Oha Oha oh!
Hey Mr. wonderful
Oh you're so incredible
Hey Mr. wonderful
Wonderful to me!
Hey Mr. wonderful
Oh you're irresistible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
A miracle to me
Touch me
It feels like heaven I'm so lucky
Oh Na Na oh Na Na
Love me
Cos only you can make me happy
Oh Na Na Na
Oh Na Na heya heya
Oh Mr. Wonderful
Oh nana heya heya
Are you for real?
Oh nana heya heya
It's not impossible
Oh nana heya heya
Oha Oha oh!
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're so incredible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Wonderful to me
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're irresistible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
A miracle to me
A miracle to me
A miracle to me
A miracle to me
A miracle to me
Oh nana heya heya
Oh Na Na oh Na Na
Oh nana heya heya
Oh Na Na Na
Oh nana heya heya
Oh Na Na Na
Oh nana heya heya
Oha Oha oh!
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're so incredible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Wonderful to me
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're irresistible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
A miracle to me
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're so incredible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Wonderful to me!
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're irresistible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
A miracle to me
Oh nana heya heya
Oh Na Na oh Na Na
Oh nana heya heya
Oh Na Na Na
Oh nana heya heya
Oh Na Na oh Na Na
Oh nana heya heya
Oh Na Na Na
A miracle to me!
Haou stalked off the stage gracefully as the cafeteria began to clap and wolf-whistle. Jehu smirked at Haou and said "Now you have to kiss me,"
Haou sighed and pecked Jehu on the cheek and took the boy's food away, eating it greedily. "Food!" he sang "glorious food!"
"…Is Judai rubbing off on you or is that just me?" Jehu asked him.
"Judai IS rubbing off on me," Haou said "also, you're the cruelest, yet nicest person I know. How does all that cruelty and kindness mingle in one body?"
"Dunno," he said with a shrug.
Jehu pulled out his notebook once more and checked off 'cruelest' and 'nicest'. He smirked and closed the book.
END OF THE DAY
"Haou-chan!" Jehu yelled, coming up behind the slender boy and hugging him.
"You know," he said "if you had boobs I'd be groping them right now."
"LET GO OF ME YOU PERVERT!" Haou yelled.
Jehu let go and pulled out his notebook once more and checked off 'perverted'.
"Let me walk you home Haou-chan," he said, after he put away the notebook.
Haou blushed slightly and turned on his heel muttering something about a psychotic, black and purple clothed, bastard.
"What was that love?" Jehu asked.
"I said I don't want to be seen with the psychotic, black and purple-obsessed, bastard," Haou told him.
"Okay," he said dejectedly, pulling out the notebook and checking off 'black and purple'
NEXT DAY
"Ohayō!" Haou called out to Jehu as he rushed down the sidewalk.
The slightly taller boy turned to Haou with a smile "Ohayō Haou!" he called.
Haou propelled himself toward Jehu, glomping the boy, somehow managing to push the larger boy over in doing so. Haou peered up at the bewildered boy with an innocent Judai type look, his big yellow eyes brimming with happiness.
Jehu opened his mouth to say something but suddenly felt himself at a loss for words and all that came out was "Gyahhhh,"
Haou grinned and climbed off the boy, holding his hand out to help him up. Jehu gratefully took the hand and pulled himself up along with Haou's help.
"You're acting awfully strange Haou," Jehu commented.
"I don't know what you're talking about," Haou said coldly.
"Mood swings much?" Jehu asked him, raising one eyebrow in confusion.
"I don't know what you're talking about," Haou scoffed.
"Suuurrrrre you don't," Jehu said shaking his head in disbelief.
"Shut up you stupid Goth!" Haou snarled.
Jehu smirked and pulled out his notebook and checked off 'slightly Goth'. After a moment, without raising his head he said to Haou "I'm not Goth."
He raised his head to Haou's tear-filled eyes.
SLAP!
He hadn't even seen the slap coming. Haou hadn't given him a moment's notice. He'd just slapped him. Whoa, he thought didn't see that coming. He also didn't see it coming when Haou to leaned in to examine the fading mark. And he definitely didn't expect Haou to lean in more and kiss him on the cheek that had been hit. And he didn't think Haou had seen it coming either, because the next second Haou was running down the street full speed, his arms flailing above him, yelling like crazy. He looked like a psychotic person. And, Jehu just couldn't help but laugh a little at his love's actions. My love is so silly sometimes he thought with a chuckle. Then he paled at his own thoughts, his soft chuckling became a mortified expression. 'My love'? He thought so I love him?
He chuckled again, color returning to his face. Yes he thought I DO love him. And if doesn't already love me back, he will soon. He found himself laughing like a maniac as he stood up. Especially since he had a feeling Haou ALREADY loved him. He started laughing even louder as he walked to school, unaware that he passed Haou, hiding in the shadows, a blush still adorning his cheeks after his own actions.
Haou stared in shock at his crush's laughter and (if possible) his blush got even harder when he heard Jehu stop laughing and mutter "Haou-chan. . . you WILL be mine." And his heart nearly popped out of his chest when Jehu smirked slightly and added "even if I have to seduce you to do it."
Haou silently slid down the wall, praying Jehu wouldn't notice him. "D-do I REALLY love Jehu?" He asked theEgyptian gods silently. He thought he heard Re grumble back I don't know. Do you?
He sighed inwardly and ruffled his hair as Jehu walked away and he could swear he heard the god Hathor: god of love and many other things, say do you doubt your love for him?
"No," he replied "Because I can't."
Ebony: ...ZZZzzzZZZ...
Ivory: EBONY ANKOKU YUKI! WAKE UP! YOU DIDN'T HELP ME AT ALL!
Ebony: Spiritshipping is more my thing.
Ivory: -muttering- Bitch
Ebony: IVORY RAITO YUKI! I TOLD YOU TO LAY OFF THE CURSING.
Both: -glares-. . .-burst out loving-
Ivory: Incase you're wondering Ankoku means Dark and Raito means Light.
Ebony: R&R for Ivory's lovely story.
Ivory: YES PLEASE!