I was bored, and decided to create some Mary-sues. This is a parody, so the characters are intentional Mary-sues. And OOC, for the original PJO people. Each chapter will be in a different style of writing.

I don't own PJO…

Daughter of Artemis

Larissa was brought into the world, bathed in the silver light of the moon. It was a joyful event, as the Hunters and Lady Artemis herself were so enchanted by her flawless beauty and grace that they forgot about Artemis's vows of virginity.

"She's so perfect," breathed the goddess, holding her child reverently.

Larissa gazed at her mother, silent and extremely solemn for a baby.

"What will we do?" asked a Hunter in the shadows. "She must be hidden until she is ready to be shown to the world."

Artemis sighed, a silver tear tracing a glinting path down her cheek. "We must protect her," she sobbed. "My precious darling. My beautiful child."

The Hunters took the tiny girl from their Lady's arms, and brought her the doorstep of a random house in the middle of nowhere. The immortal girls stared at the newborn, and each of them sighed, wishing that they could have such a wonderful child themselves.

The baby breathed quietly, aware that she would change the world one day.

…

Alas! But her new parents were the most horrible of all guardians! They kept friends from her, made her slave endlessly over unnecessary labors, and neglected her as if she wasn't important.

Larissa grew. At the age of fifteen, she was so beautiful that the birds themselves would follow her everywhere, and flowers bowed their heads in shame whenever she passed by, so pleasing to the eye was the girl.

Her curling auburn hair fell to her waist, and her silver eyes were kind, gentle, yet fierce.

Larissa was absolutely perfect, and special. Very special.

…

So one day, she met a girl on the way to school.

"Hello," said Larissa, as she was always cheerful and kind to everyone.

The girl smiled back. "Hello. My name is Annabeth. What's yours?"

"Larissa," was the answer, and the sun beamed brighter at the sound of her beautiful name.

"It's so exquisite!" gushed Annabeth.

At once, Larissa somehow knew that Annabeth was a daughter of Athena. No other person would use words as big as 'exquisite.'

"Larissa," asked Annabeth seriously, "do you have ADHD and dyslexia?"

The tears fell from Larissa's eyes as she began to sob.

"What's wrong?" asked Annabeth, looking truly concerned.

"Alas!" cried Larissa. "It is the only thing deforming my perfect existence. It is my curse! And I shall have to live with it forever!"

"Oh!" gasped Annabeth. "You must be a half-blood! Come with me to camp! Everyone will love you there!"

Larissa didn't bother asking what a half-blood was. She was so knowledgeable that she immediately knew she was the child of an immortal deity.

"I know who my parent is," she announced to Annabeth. A voice in her head had told her.

"Who?" asked Annabeth eagerly.

"Artemis," Larissa whispered. "She is my mother."

"How amazing!" Annabeth squealed. "That is so absolutely astonishing! We must get you to camp quick."

Larissa smiled, a beautiful, glowing smile that radiated upon everything. "Of course I'll come."

…

So she went to camp. Her archery skills were absolutely astonishing, and she could beat even the most experienced archer from the Apollo cabin.

Her running and tracking skills were unmatched by all, and she was admired by everyone.

It was a sunny afternoon when Chiron announced that Artemis and her Hunters would be coming to visit Larissa.

"Larissa, my darling!" gushed Artemis as she embraced her daughter. "Oh! How beautiful you are!"

"Yes, mother, I know," replied Larissa, and everyone almost swooned to hear those light, kind words come out of her delicate mouth. Oh, was she so amazing!

Thalia bowed to Larissa. "You should be our new Lieutenant. I am not worthy of being captain to the Hunters if you are here."

"Oh!" exclaimed Larissa. "Should I?"

"Yes," said Artemis warmly. "Larissa, dear, would you like to be the new Lieutenant?"

"Oh, yes!"

Larissa completed the vow and made a sweeping curtsy at the campers. "Good-bye, and farewell, my dear fiends! I shall see you again someday!"

Annabeth cried and sobbed to see Larissa go. "Good-bye, Larissa!"

The newly made Hunter cast a kiss in her direction, as if blessing her. "May your life's wishes by fulfilled, Annabeth!"

…

Larissa was a wonderful lieutenant. She cared for all the Hunters and hunted extremely well.

One day, she was alone in the woods when she met a rabid bear.

"Die!" she yelled in her melodic, perfect, voice. "You are harming the citizens of this world!"

The bear was so enchanted by her powerful and charming voice that he decided to lie down and die.

Unfortunately for the daughter of Artemis, the rabid bear's rabid mate came along and she was not happy.

"Rawr!" the bear growled, waving her fearsome claws around.

Larissa was not afraid. Who would be?

"Die, too!" she commanded.

The bear growled.

"Oh!" Larissa sobbed, silvery tears flowing from her eyes. "Please! Why can't it work! There must be something wrong! Oh!"

The bear stopped being menacing and regarded Larissa with concerned eyes.

Larissa smiled. She was so perfect that everyone had to notice her. "Please," she asked the bear. "Could you die? You are making a blot in the perfect history of human beings."

The bear was so touched by Larissa's words that she decided to die.

The sad thing was, the bear didn't really know where Larissa was standing, and therefore crashed onto the Hunter.

…

A week later, the Hunters and Lady Artemis gathered by an elaborate grave, every one of them sobbing their hearts out.

"She was such a wonderful girl," blubbered Phoebe. "She was a wonderful sister."

Thalia nodded. "Yes, she was."

The mourning wails of the Hunters rose.

In the middle of the group, was a tombstone inscribed with:

Larissa, daughter of Artemis and a wonderful Lieutenant of the Hunters.

We shall always remember her perfectness and her kindness.

"Let's go," said Artemis bravely. "It is time to put this into the past and look to the future."

The Hunters nodded tearfully and they all left.

No one noticed that the inscription on the tombstone had changed.

Larissa, daughter of Artemis and a complete Mary-Sue.

May all you writers never make a character as horrible as she is, unless you are doing it on purpose.

She lived and she died, and that's the end of one more Mary-Sue in this world.

Like it? Next up, "Percabeth Soppiness."

Go parodies! Tell me if this story is a good parody or not. I want it to be awesome :D

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