Disclaimer: KoorimeHiei does not own any character mentioned in this story. And some parts of the story will be extremely similar to scenes from the movie/crossover.
Warning: This is a crossover, but I refuse to say what kind of crossover. Isn't that evil? In truth, you'll figure it out quickly.
Summary: When a strange portal suddenly appears in the Ningenkai, Koenma wonders why it doesn't lead to the Spirit or Demon world. When he goes to ask his father about it, all he got was 'It's highly classified information.' Koenma, as curious as he was, didn't send the ogres to find it and to close it, but rather our well known Spirit Detectives!
Key:
Bold: Author/Beta-reader talking or change of scenery.
Italics: Japanese language
Bold Italics: Voice in Hiei's visions.
Bold Italics Underline: Other voice in Hiei's visions.
Underline: Language of... You'll find out soon!
Bold Underline: Demon language
Normal: English
Chapter 1: The Portal and Meeting a Women.
Early in the morning, a loud snore could still be heard in the Urameshi household. Yusuke Urameshi, a sixteen-year-old teenager, was still sound asleep in his bed. Unbeknownst to Yusuke, his extremely drunk mother, Atsuko, was slowly and silently opening his bedroom door. Once the door was open wide enough, Atsuko slipped inside the room and tip toed over to Yusuke's bed. Leaning near his ear she screamed..
"WAKE UP YOU LAZY FOOL! SCHOOL STARTS IN TWO SECONDS!" Yusuke's response was to shoot high into the air and scream like a girl. Atsuko, now proud of her work, smiled and left the room. Now Yusuke, being who he is, began cursing like crazy and sadly got up. And he was about to walk over to his closet to get dressed when he realized what his mother said. 'School starts in two seconds.'
"Oh hell! Why wake me up for that?" Yusuke said as he fell back onto his bed and promptly fell asleep. Atsuko, still extremely drunk, but so used to her son, walked back into the room and kicked her son directly between the legs. Yusuke shot up in pain and hollered, "WHAT THE HELL!?"
"F'r not gettin' up!" Atsuko slurred together. Yusuke grunted angrily and sauntered over to his closet. There he took out his normal green jumpsuit. Once dressed, Yusuke quickly left the house, although not before trying to play a video game, and headed in the direction of the arcade. What he didn't know was that even though his mother was drunk, she still had some sense to let Kayko know about her son leaving to hopefully go to school. And so before Yusuke was able to turn onto a path far away from his school, Kayko had caught up and lead him in the direction of learning and knowledge.
"Why do you have to do this to me Kayko? I mean, I save the world what.. Three or four times and I still have to go to school?" Yusuke growled angered while rubbing his STILL throbbing cheek where Kayko had hit him only minutes before. Kayko responded with a nod of her head and a soft smile. She still had nightmares from watching Toguro beat the crap out of Yusuke in the Dark Tournament, as well as nightmares of Karasu injuring Kurama in their fight.
"Yusuke, get use to it man! But hey, at least you can always find new ways of trying to win against me in a fight every day!" called the most horrible voice from behind Kayko and Yusuke. The pair turned and found an even worse sight. Kazuma Kuwabara, a tall sixteen year old with a sixties style hairdo, was the owner of the voice. He smiled, his right arm draping over a small book bag he kept on his shoulder. Three other kids stood right behind the lumbering oaf. One was Okubo, a fat short boy who had at one point almost lost his job and possibly life if not for Kuwabara getting a good grade on a science test. The other two where shorter than Kuwabara but around the same height as Yusuke, who was around 5'3". Each of them were very lean, or should I say, skinny.
"In your dreams Kuwabara!" Yusuke answered as he spun around and threw his book bag, which appeared out of nowhere mind you, over his right shoulder as well. Kayko sighed and rushed to catch up with Yusuke, along with Kuwabara and his friends.
Across the street was another story. Hiding up in a large cherry tree was a man standing around 4'10," not counting his extremely tall spiked up black hair. It was Hiei Jaganshi, Forbidden Child of the Koorime. He was watching his friend/ally below him make his way through a crowd of fan girls. The ally was Suuichi Minamino, also known as Youko Kurama and Kurama. Kurama had bright flaming red hair and emerald green eyes. And at first site of this teen, you would think he was a female. But that was so untrue, even though some of his male classmates would rather he were. Why would Kurama be on the same path to Yusuke's school when he goes to school in another county, you may ask. Only one answer befits this conundrum. A new mission was about to fall onto the unsuspecting Spirit Detective.
"Wow, look at all those girls across the street!" Okubo called from the back of the group. He had spotted them a little while ago. And with his statement came a few quick looks his way and the direction he was facing. This led Yusuke to rush across the street and help his distressed friend.
"YO! SUUICHI!" Yusuke called as he rushed into the crowd of girls, each knowing Yusuke and quickly backing out of reach, as Yusuke had a permanent record as long as Elder Toguro's fully stretched out arms. Once Yusuke reached the center, he met a very ruffled Kurama.
"Thanks Yusuke," he whispered as the raven-haired teen quickly led him to the other group across the street. There, Kayko and Kuwabara greeted him, while Kuwabara's company reeled from the shock that Yusuke and Kuwabara knew someone so refined. "Hello Kayko, Kuwabara, and friends. Listen Yusuke, we need to talk somewhere private. And quickly."
"Sure, we can do it on the roof of my school," Yusuke responded as the group began to walk toward Sarayashiki High School. No one in the group noticed as a black blur jumped into the trees in front of them, following them until they reached school grounds, at which time it moved up to the top of the school and waited, though not for long. About two minutes passed before the roof access for the school was opened. Hiei snorted.
"What took so damn long?" He grunted. Yusuke laughed and walked over.
"Oh you know Kayko! Wanted a nice goodbye kiss from me!" Yusuke joked as he put a hand on Hiei's shoulder. Hiei simply glared at it till it slowly began to slid off. Kurama smiled at the duo while Kuwabara tried to remember Kayko asking for a kiss.
"Urameshi! I didn't hear her ask you that!" Kuwabara finally pointed out. Yusuke looked over to Kurama, who was now suppressing laughter, and smiled.
"Sarcasm: Yeah, that'll work!" Yusuke privately joked to the red head. All Kurama could do was cover his mouth to suppress the louder giggles. Kuwabara and Hiei traded a quick confused glance before Hiei snorted and turned as though to leave.
"This is a waste of my time," Hiei grunted before hopping off the edge of the building. Yusuke watched as a black blur ran through the crowd of kids below and head out to the nearest tree in which it disappeared inside the branches.
"So about the private talk? What for?" Kuwabara finally asked after getting over Hiei's quick disappearance. By this time, Kurama had calmed down enough to speak.
"Koenma has a new mission for us. Botan couldn't tell you because she is busy with a huge war over in America. Koenma will explain everything in Spirit World. But mostly he told me to tell you to be prepared for your world to turn upside down!" Kurama informed Yusuke and Kuwabara. The duo nodded, neither noticing the sudden reappearance of Hiei behind them. Luckily the red head did before he spoke again.
"So, a strange mission. Not interested at all," Hiei said as Yusuke and Kuwabara jumped high into the air surprised. Kurama smiled slightly at the two and after turned to Hiei.
"I do believe we have no choice. Even though both you and I have been let off parole for quite a while, Koenma hasn't let a single eye off either of us. So, even if you try to get away, Koenma will find you and find some way to get you here. Even if it means opening an unsanctioned portal right in front of you as you leap from tree to tree," Kurama responded. Hiei growled angrily, as, unbeknownst to him, a portal suddenly appeared next to Hiei. Kurama silently began to laugh as he thought, 'Great timing Koenma.' Hiei glared at the kitsune but stopped when Kurama pointed to the portal at Hiei's side. With another growl, Hiei stepped through, followed by a shoved in Kuwabara, Yusuke and a calm Kurama.
Spirit World...
"Hello," Koenma, the toddler like ruler, called once everyone was in the room.
"So what is this all about?" Yusuke growled. Koenma sighed deeply. He didn't know how to explain what was going on without revealing information his father said not to. Sighing again, he began to explain.
"Somewhere in the forest near Genkai's temple, a portal has opened. But this portal doesn't lead to Spirit or Demon world..." Koenma began but was sharply cut off by Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"How can a portal in the Human world be opened and not lead to the Spirit or Demon worlds?" the duo cried. Koenma looked the others over. Kurama had an intrigued face on while Hiei had his eyes closed but one eyebrow raised in curiosity. Sighing for a third time since the gang arrived, Koenma continued.
"Well... I can't reveal that information," Koenma whispered. And before anyone could call out 'why not' he held up a hand. "I can't reveal this information one, for protection. Two, my father said no, and three, it is highly classified. Anyway, I want you to go to the portal and close it. That's all."
"Why involve all of us in this, then?" Kurama asked. Koenma began to looked panicked.
"Yes. Not only that but why not have your ogres close the portal?" Hiei growled, knowing full well that Koenma's ogres normally handled opened portals. Koenma began to sweat drop and his eyes flicked back and forth across the room.
"They're all... Uh... Busy! Yeah that's it! They're all busy!" Koenma called, calming down slightly. Hiei raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything more. Same for Kurama. The duo knew that Koenma had a secret agenda, and they wanted to figure it out, but not the easy way, scaring Koenma into talking. "Well! Off you go!"
With this Kurama and Hiei began to leave. But Yusuke and Kuwabara stayed.
"How can they all be busy! What about Jorge?" Yusuke asked. Koenma again began to panic.
"Yes! He's busy!" Koenma called. "And they're all handling paperwork!"
"But isn't that your job?" Kuwabara asked. But before Koenma could answer, Kurama had a tight grip on Kuwabara's coat and dragged him out of the room. Hiei did the same to Yusuke. And on their way out, Hiei and Kurama made sure to pass by all the desks of the ogres. Most of them where sitting peacefully at their desks, while others worked slowly and a few ran around with stacks of papers. "Busy, eh?"
"I've seen worse," Yusuke answered. And also on their way out, they passed by a small room filled with Deities. Botan included. "Botan's busy?" Yusuke asked, sending a glare at Kurama who, in turn, frowned deeply.
"What are you thinking, kitsune?" Hiei asked once he was positive that no one was around to hear the conversation. Kurama looked over to the jaganshi and smiled brightly. But that smile quickly faded.
"As we know, Koenma always has free ogres ready to close newly opened portals. And he said that everyone was busy," Kurama began.
"But we passed by them and none seemed to be working hard!" Kuwabara pointed out. Kurama nodded.
"Earlier you said that Botan was in America, but she was with the other deities just hanging out," Yusuke finished. Kurama again nodded.
"This all adds up to Koenma. He was lying to us for certain reasons. And knowing us, he knew we would become curious as to what it was. Meaning..." Kurama explained.
"He wants us to go through the portal to find out what's on the other side," Hiei ended for Kurama. The red head nodded.
"Precisely. Now, the question we have to ask is... Will we do it?" Kurama asked. Hiei smirked.
"Something so 'highly classified' that Koenma needs to ask King Yama's permission to speak about has got to be interesting. So, I say let's go through," Hiei smirked. Kurama nodded his consent. Yusuke smirked and shoved his right fist into his left palm.
"Lets do it!" Yusuke responded. Kuwabara jumped into the air and punched his left arm into the air.
"YEAH!" He cried. Smiling, each boy took off at a running speed to the nearest portal to the Human world.
Back in Koenma's office...
"Thank god!" Koenma sighed. He had been watching the boys on the monitor. "They figured it out."
With this he looked onto his desk and spotted a piece of paper. On it was a strange style of writing that didn't belong to anything from either the Human or Demon worlds. 'It has to be from that newly-discovered dimension' Koenma had thought when he received it. Running into the huge library, he was able to translate it.
We need help! Please send someone. Gandalf.
(A/N: That would be the best Cliffhanger, don't you think? But I want a longer chapter. So...)
Human world - In the Forest near Genkai's temple...
"Hiei, have you found it yet?" Yusuke growled from the forest floor. The jaganshi above snorted, his Jagan glowing brightly in search of the portal. But seeing as this wasn't one that went to Spirit or Demon world, Hiei was having a hard time finding it.
"No, detective," Hiei growled angrily as his Jagan glowed even more. Below, Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara sighed. They had been searching for about an hour now. Walking a little further ahead, Yusuke sat down below the last tree Hiei had jumped into.
"Man, this stinks! No wonder Koenma has ogres to do this for him!" Yusuke called. Kurama chuckled as he walked a little further ahead. Kuwabara snorted and joined Yusuke in sitting.
"Dude, this is boring," Kuwabara growled. Suddenly, a yelp was heard in front of Yusuke and Kuwabara. The duo looked over and found that Kurama was nowhere in sight. "KURAMA!"
"Hiei, can you find him!" Yusuke screamed into the tree, which Hiei jumped out of with his Jagan blazing. He rushed forward, but stopped only ten feet away from Kuwabara.
"So, shorty?" Kuwabara asked as he walked over to Hiei, not noticing the distortion in the ground. Stepping on it, he fell and disappeared into the ground. Both Hiei's and Yusuke's eyes opened wide.
"Well, I know where Kurama is," Hiei said as he closed his Jagan and put the bandana around it again. Yusuke snorted and shoved the fire demon in, who gave a short and surprised yelp. At this, Yusuke smirked and jumped in after. Only minutes later, an ogre appeared and sealed off the portal...
In A Strange Unknown Land... (A/N: To the gang that is!)
"Kuwabara, could you kindly get off me!?" Kurama asked breaking the silence that had overwhelmed the group. Kuwabara looked down.
"Oh, there you are, Kurama... But, I seem to be stuck under Hiei," Kuwabara responded. Hiei snorted angrily.
"I'll get up once the detective gets up!" Hiei snapped angered that he was sandwiched between Yusuke and Kuwabara. Yusuke slowly looked down. Surprised that he was standing on everyone, he jumped off. He was soon joined by Hiei, who disappeared into a tree, and Kuwabara, who slowly got off Kurama. Kurama was the last to get off the ground and seemed to be having a hard time breathing...
"Man, are you guys heavy..." He whispered to himself. Luckily no one heard him. Sighing deeply, he quickly regained his breath and looked around. The trees had all suddenly seemed to lean closer to him when he looked at them. And when he looked at the tree Hiei was in, the fire demon fell.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?" Hiei cried angrily at the tree. Kurama tried hard not to laugh, but his silent chuckles caught Hiei's ear. Next thing the kitsune knew, he was pinned against a nearby tree with a katana at his throat. And before anyone could say a thing, the tree Kurama was pinned against swung a limb at Hiei, knocking the fire demon away, after which a few limbs began to encircle Kurama, cradling him. Everyone was surprised. "Why the hell did you do that, Kurama?!"
"I didn't! When I looked at the tree, it just simply moved closer to me! And this one is moving on it's own free will!" Kurama called as the branches began to block him off from the others. "HELP!" He called before a branch blocked off his face and muffled his cries. At this, the others rushed forward and began to try and pull at the branches...
"KURAMA! CAN YOU HEAR US!" Yusuke screamed into the tree. To Kurama, however, it was so muffled that it sounded like a foreign language. Yusuke, upon hearing no response from Kurama, began to panic. Soon after, he pushed Kuwabara and Hiei away. "That's it! SPIRIT GUN!"
Sadly, when the dust cleared, the tree still had Kurama in it's branches. Inside the bundle, Kurama began to feel something strange going on. Slowly turning to the trunk of the tree, he noticed his hair was turning the same color brown. Surprised he tried to move away, but the branches began to pull him closer. 'CRAP! I need to get out of here!' Kurama thought as he began to try to shove his energy into the tree to split the branches. Unfortunately, it didn't work.
"YUSUKE!" Kurama screamed. On the outside, Yusuke heard it. But of course, he didn't understand it at all. Then again, he and the others were busy with problems of their own. While Kurama began to realize he was being absorbed into the tree, a female creature on a horse rode into the view of the rest of the gang. Each boy had to admit that they thought she was beautiful, but they had no idea who she was or what she was going to do.
"I am Arwen, a friend to all in this land. Let me help," the female whispered. Her voice was soft, yet commanding. But even though the boys didn't want to let her pass and the fact they didn't understand her, they found their legs moving their bodies to allow her passage. In turn, she slid elegantly off her horse and glided over to the tree. Slowly laying a hand on the branches, she began to mutter something in a strange language. Hiei, still concerned about her, slowly opened his Jagan while it was under the bandana and began to read her mind. What he never expected was to be bombarded by all sorts of languages, which in turn were sent to Yusuke and Kuwabara, then an awful vision of a large, flaming red eye. Crying out in pain, Hiei fell to the ground and quickly closed his Jagan. But the aftereffects where still lingering, so his head was throbbing with each passing second.
"Hiei, are you all right?" Yusuke called in English, though the words seemed ancient and somehow different. Surprised, he stopped before saying something else. Even Kuwabara was slightly amazed.
"Urameshi, why..." Kuwabara stopped, he was speaking in the same language. Gasping, both boys turned to Hiei, who had finally gotten over his headache. Hiei snorted in disgust and then amazed the duo by saying...
"Sorry," he whispered. It was at this time that they realized that they could hear Arwen, and understand what she was saying.
"Child of the forest, release your captive. He may be a tasty morsel but he needs to be free. Release before force is necessary," she was silently whispering in a strange and different language from what the guys had been speaking. It was silent yet elegant and seemed to float around each male's ears as though it was taunting them. But before any of the gang could say a thing, the tree began to moan and groan as it moved the branches revealing a half absorbed, unconscious Kurama. Arwen gasped lightly and rushed to Kurama's side as Hiei sped over to Kurama's right side and waited. Whispering another saying to the tree, Arwen and Hiei where able to catch the now free kitsune.
As Yusuke and Kuwabara ran up to Kurama, Hiei and Arwen, she let Kurama go and backed off for the reunion of the gang. Smiling, she began to leave, thinking, 'I am glad that the captive was male. I'd been praying that it wasn't female once I began to say he...' But as she went to mount her horse, someone touched her arm lightly. Looking down she realized it was the raven-haired teenager.
"Thank you," he whispered. She nodded her welcome, but not before noting the fact that the language didn't seem to roll off his tongue like the other men in Middle Earth. "Uh... I'm sorry, but what was your name again?"
"Arwen. How bout your names?" she asked as Yusuke smiled slightly.
"My name is Ura... Wait, Yusuke Urameshi! Over there is Kazuma Kuwabara and Hiei. The guy you saved is Kurama," Yusuke said. Arwen nodded her head. Then seemed to notice something.
"Your names. They don't sound very familiar to this tongue," she said. Yusuke gulped and looked to his friends for help. Hiei walked over.
"We come from a different time and place. The 'tongue' we speak is Japanese," he informed her. Arwen nodded her head.
"Elrond would love to meet you. And your friend will need rest. So I'm sure that Lord Elrond will allow you to stay in Rivendale until you find a way home," Arwen informed Hiei. Hiei nodded his thanks and walked over to Kurama. The red head was still unconscious. Slowly he began to pull Kurama onto his back, but stopped when Arwen put a hand on his shoulder. Kuwabara and Yusuke moved as though to grab Arwen, but really they were getting ready to save her from Hiei's wrath. Course, when Hiei didn't do anything to stop her, or say anything about it, they where shocked.
"Hiei?" Kuwabara called. Hiei and Arwen ignored it.
"I'll take him on my horse. It will be easier than having one of you carry him," she said. Hiei nodded, for some reason he already trusted her more than he trusted mostly anyone. Kurama was the only exception. So, Hiei slowly brought Kurama over to her horse and with Yusuke's help, the duo where able to get Kurama on the tall horse. After Kurama was placed on the horse, Arwen grabbed hold of the reins and walked beside the horse as she lead the three conscious males to Rivendale. Behind her, the gang was talking.
"Should we really trust her?" Yusuke was asking Hiei.
"What the heck are we speaking, and how did we learn it!?" Kuwabara cried at the fire demon. Hiei looked up and glared.
"To answer your question Kuwabara, I was trying to read Arwen's mind to see whether we should trust her. Next thing I knew I had three copies of every language that she ever learned. I then sent one version to you, and one to Yusuke, keeping the last for myself. Now, Yusuke. I have no idea... But, something tells me, she's OK..." Hiei answered. It was one of the longest speeches he had ever made to the duo... Well, one that they really heard at least.
"Hey, Hiei... Are you sure she is bringing us to somewhere safe?" Yusuke finally whispered to the demon. Hiei looked over and snorted. Slowly opening his Jagan to a little tiny sliver, he looked for the place Arwen was talking about. But before he could find it, strange words began to enter his head. Suddenly his Jagan was fully opened and facing the large, flaming eye. Screaming in agony, Hiei watched images of the past raced through his head. Each seemed to follow the words of a strange woman calling out to him. The voice was soft, firm and full of sadness as though in her long life, she had seen to much for anyone to join in her pain.
The world is changed. I feel it in the waters. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost. For none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves: immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-lords: great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine. Nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived. For another ring was made.
Here the voice became dark and sinister as though a great evil had taken control and was now telling Hiei everything. But, it was still the same voice as before, Hiei could tell it was.
In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a Master Ring to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all. One by one, free lands of Middle-earth fell to the power of the Ring.
It was here the voice changed yet again. Now it had a soothing kindness to it. But is seemed as though the owner of the voice was slowly calming down to a better, easier point.
But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Men and Elves marched against the armies of Mordor. And on the slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-earth. Victory was near. But the power of the Ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's sword.
Now the voice had changed to a happier uplifting mood that Hiei wasn't sure if he was glad to hear, or angered to hear. But it continued on anyway. Hiei knew he wasn't in control, but as the tale got further he could feel an evil force try to break through the images that followed each word. And every time there was a break in the words, that evil flaming eye appeared.
Sauron, the enemy of the Free peoples of Middle-earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the Ring of power has a will of its own.
Suddenly the voice became darker again.
It betrayed Isildur to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend; legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years the Ring passed out of all knowledge.
Now the voice was calmer. She seemed to have lost all anger and pain before, and her sentence went by happily as though a great burden was lifted.
Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer.
But before the voice could finish the legend, the flaming red eye appeared in Hiei's vision only to switch uncontrollably between the eye and the past, till finally his Jagan closed. Sadly, his head was feeling as though it was about to both implode and explode at the same time.
After a while, his head began to clear as well as his vision, which he just noticed was missing. Once his vision finished returning, Hiei fully opened his eyes only to be blinded by the bright, shining white walls. It took about a minute for Hiei's eyes to get use to said walls, but once they did, Hiei noticed were he was and what he was... Not wearing.
In Lothlorien...
Galadrial, the Lady of Lothlorien, gasped in surprise when Sauron, angered that she had taken over Hiei, sent a wave of energy at her. But with her being so far away, it did little effect, but to startle her. Sighing deeply, she realized what must have happened to the poor boy the duo where fighting over. 'Oh, I really hope we didn't hurt him in our fight...' Galadrial thought sullen as she looked out over her secret area with her large mirror.
In truth, Galadrial had only wanted to inform 'the boy' of what he was getting into. But when Sauron beat her to the punch, she was forced to fight his will while informing 'the boy.' Course, she knew now, after she had done what she set out to do, that Hiei would be forever plagued by Sauron while in the lands of Middle Earth...
Meanwhile...
Off in another area of Rivendale, Yusuke and Kuwabara sat in two chairs silently waiting for Kurama to wake up after his... Entrapment with a tree. Kuwabara was about to nod off to sleep when both boys heard a...
"WHERE ARE ALL MY CLOTHES!?" screamed a voice. Kuwabara and Yusuke quickly woke from their rest and looked to each other.
"That sounded like Hiei," Yusuke said. Kuwabara smirked and, from seemingly out of no where, pulled Hiei's garments out from behind his back. Yusuke smirked and looked the idiot over. "Good idea, but you know Hiei will get you back for this, right?"
"Yeah, but it's worth it!" Kuwabara said as the duo rushed off to find Hiei and return his clothes. By the time they reached Hiei's new bedroom, they found many elves standing at the door. Squeezing through the elves, the duo were able to get inside the room and near enough to Hiei's bed. They were met by a panicked face and Hiei trying his best to hide every secret part of his body... Laughing as hard as they where able, Kuwabara quickly threw Hiei's clothes on the bed, which disappeared in a flash and was on Hiei before anyone could blink. But with Hiei's clothes now on, he was able to move freely without worrying whether someone might see something. So next thing either boy knew, they were on the ground pinned by Hiei's... ARMS?
"Where the hell is my katana?" Hiei growled to them as his arms pressed hard against their throats. Yusuke laughed slightly.
"You know this isn't as threatening without your katana," Yusuke commented as Hiei pushed his arm harder against his throat. Hiei turned and glared at the detective. Course, since it was truly the elves who took Hiei's katana, neither boy knew where it was being held. So Hiei backed off. And as Kuwabara was about to insult Hiei, or possibly himself, another scream was heard. Yusuke slowly looked over to Hiei and Kuwabara and muttered, "You know, this is getting tiresome."
Hiei smirked at this and began to run off with elves leading the way. Yusuke and Kuwabara quickly followed only to find they where passing Kurama's empty room. Course, no one noticed that the kitsune's room was empty, till they heard a dark yet cool voice call something like...
"SHINY!" Hiei stopped and looked back to Yusuke, who had stopped at the jaganshi side. Kuwabara had stopped a little ways ahead. But Hiei's face had not been contorted with fear, or anger. It held a smile.
"Remember that voice, detective?" Hiei asked. Yusuke shook his head in shock. That was when it hit him.
"Youko?" Yusuke cried. Running faster, each boy reached the room where Youko was now standing. What they found was Youko standing in the center of a white room, a young boy sitting up in a bed, surprise written all over his face, and elves with cocked arrows waiting to hit Youko.
Hey! How'd ya like!? We all must now thank my Beta-Reader and idea helper/giver, Kitsune-Mewtwo for this chapter/Story! Without her... This would have sucked!
Kitsune-Mewtwo: NO! Stop that... It wouldn't have stunk, it wouldn't have existed. Or it would have been stuck for a long time when Arwen saves Kurama.
KoorimeHiei: And there would have been loads of speeling mistakes.
Kitsune-Mewtwo: And grammar. By the way it's spelling.
KoorimeHiei: Hey whatever, it's what you're here for!
Kitsune-Mewtwo: It's 'that's what you're here for' not 'it's.'
KoorimeHiei: Like I really care...
Kitsune-Mewtwo: Wow, is this a long author's note! It's taking a life of it's own...
KoorimeHiei: It's your fault... Too many ideas stuck in your head...
Kitsune-Mewtwo: I should be getting back to my own story!
KoorimeHiei: Which I can't Beta-read, cause I'm not that smart!
Kitsune-Mewtwo: Stop that, you+Slaps back of KoorimeHiei's head+
Outtakes:
Outtake 1- When Kurama was stuck in the tree and Arwen was speaking to the tree.
Arwen: Child of the forest, release your captive. She may be a tasty morsel but she needs to be free. Release before force is necessary.
Director: CUT! Arwen+Hiei, Yusuke and Kuwabara laughing in background+ Look at the script dear...
Arwen:+pulls out script and reads it over+ Oh! He! Not She! Sorry!
Kurama+Voice Faint cause he's somewhere off stage+ I HATE THIS JOB!
Outtake 2- When Sauron and Galadrial are fighting for possession of Hiei. In this Sauron wins.
Sauron: I'm going to get my ring and it will be SHINY! And it will be the one ring... To rule them all! Ahh Pizza!
Hiei+sighs+ This is my coworker?
Kurama: Shouldn't we thank LegendaryFrog for this joke?
Disclaimer: The One Ring to Rule Them All belongs to LegendaryFrog.
Director: CUT! Disclaimer, you're fired!
Disclaimer: Ah man, now I need a new summer job... Hey Sauron, I'll be an Orc for you!
Sauron: You know I don't have dental plans...
Outtake 3- When Hiei first wakes from Galadrial and Sauron's fight. He is in the Rivendale room with all his clothes on.
Hiei: What is going on here+door opens to reveal a boy dressed in a red robe with devil horns and all.+
Dressed-up Boy: I am the Devil! FEAR ME AND MY RED POINTY STICK+Shows the 'red pointy stick'+
Hiei: 'Red pointy stick?' I thought it was a pitchfork.
Dressed-up Boy+Looks at it.+ Oh, so it is...
Director: YUSUKE! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS SCENE!
Dressed-up Boy/Yusuke: Ah man... We'll get you back man!
(This leads to scene where Hiei had no clothes and Director fights Yusuke back by leaving it in, much to Hiei's dismay.)