Chronoangel: I'm back. Today's new living rules is for Uchiha Sasuke. The disclaimer will be done by Sasuke.
Sasuke: I refuse to do your stupid disclaimer.
Chronoangel: I'll tell the world your little secret.
Sasuke: -crosses arms- Chronoangel doesn't own Naruto or its characters.
Chronoangel: Please read and review.
Do not, I repeat DO NOT mention Itachi
Be prepared to be threatened by fangirls
Don't call him emo, he'll get offended and talk even less
Be prepared for him to make moves on you
Lock your door when you sleep and change. He does want to revive his clan.
Don't invite in the fangirls, he'll kill you
Knock before entering any room. You never know about Naruto and Sasuke
Do not invite Naruto over. It will annoy Sasuke and fill him with sexual tension
Don't try to separate Sasuke and Naruto when they're fighting. You'll wind up hurt.
Itachi's room is off limits. He will kill you for stirring up old memorises
Be ready to eat out every night
You'll be alone a lot. Don't get lonely.
Don't mention his past. He'll kick you out.
Prepare to be watched by Orochimaru and Itachi
When Itachi pops up, get out of Sasuke's way or you'll be injured. Sasuke doesn't care when his brother appears.
Squiggs: And here I, squigglestheredpanda, am back as well. I don't have the slightest idea about Naruto as it is far too complex of a journey than I am willing to take (for the sake of pete, it takes me three months to watch a 28 episode season of an anime; there's no way I'm even going to attempt this one!) so expect some things to be wrong as far as the spelling goes.
Until next time; Peace Love Keep it thug:
Chronoangel and Squiggs :)=