We don't own Hetalia...
A Letter to the Pres
Yo Mr. President,
It's our second time being here in Italy. The government is having some trouble keeping up with a couple of things. Such as the fact that Godzilla has left Japan, swam to the mainland of Asia, crossed over to Europe, and is now in Italy. But don't worry about that. You don't need to send the army or anyone in, the government makes him pay taxes to stay there.
One thing we may have to worry about is this one dude Lovino Vargas. He looks like a terrorist. He may have pizza shaped bombs, we aren't sure...
We had lunch today with one of the government officials named Mussolini the 5th. He seems like a very nice dude. Nothing suspicious about him. Nothing at all. He can't wait to meet you Mr. President Dude Sir. His two children, Mussolini the 6th and Sophia, are also excited to meet you and your children.
The government made Godzilla promise not to disturb you on your visit here, and the Italian police are searching high, low, and in every pizza place for Lovino Vargas.
You will be staying at the five star hotel Ramalamabellaamorepasta Hotel. It's a very nice place. You will be staying in the king suit on the 50th floor.
On the 7th, you will be meeting with government officials like Mussolini the 5th. The meeting will be at Feliciano's Pasta Resturant. We will tell you more when you arrive next week.
Until then, be safe!
Sincerely,
Alfred F. Jones