The bell rings signaling a heavenly message. Boxer and his lady friend are woken up. "What the hell is going on?" she ask covering herself with the sheets.

"Ah fuck" Boxer says with a groan. He throws the blanket back over his head.

Socks gets up from the sound but slowly gets back down not giving a fuck.

Suspender stands there waiting. When she figures they aren't coming on their own he pulls a string that brings them down. Chuck is crushed under the beds.

Suspender looks at Boxer. "Good morning Boxer."

The woman gets up with only the sheet covering her. Boxer waves goodbye, "see ya sweat cheeks." He ignores Suspender.

Suspender looks at Socks. "Good morning Socks."

Socks pushes his dark hair with purple strips out of his face and grabs a piece of cake. "Don't fuck with me till I've had my morning sugar." Socks shivers from the sweat delicious bite.

Boxer falls asleep with only a blanket to cover him while Socks continues eating.

"Chuck, chuck chuck…"

"Heaven has blessed us with another hint. Behold." She says holding up a dirty piece of paper that says Toilet. They continue to ignore her. She continues as if they were listening. "Lately their have been cases of several humans being eaten by toilets. Humans are most venerable when they endangered in excretions. It is an evil and dastardly deed like no other. It must be the work of ghosts."

"All I need in life is to wake up next to a hot chick with great tits" Boxer says to Socks.

"You really will fuck anything with a vag?" Socks says in between bites.

"Oh stop it with the self righteous bullshit. Every one has a hobby."

"Yah that true, but I'll stick with sugar."

"Don't you ever crave protein?"

"Don't you ever not?"

"Hay it's good for you. Isn't that right Spender?"

"How the hell would I know? Listen you two, if you obscene angels don't want to be dropped, your only choice is to collect Heaven Coins." Suspender pulls out a frame with three Heavenly Coins in it.

Boxer sits there with a finger in his ear while Socks is messing with a cat looking toy. Both not caring at all.

"You are not here to collect women or sugar!" She finishes.

Its silent till Chuck farts at them. He laughs but Boxer punches him then Socks kicks him. They kick him back and forth like a soccer ball. Till they crush him onto a wall. He splatters against the it like an egg.

"So what are you thinking?" Socks ask.

"Ah fuck it lets go."

Boxer changes into a red button up shirt that shows his chest. Socks changes into a dark purple vest with a white shirt underneath and dark black pants. They get into there car See Through. Boxer starts the car and they speed off crashing into anything that's in their way.

"WooHoo. I love how See Through gets us where ever we need to go with some mother fucking style. Get It!" Boxer says stomping down on the gas.

"Oh, my. Look at that flow. You're so good with your hands." Says the woman to the plumber.

"Ah, thanks for hiring me. I'll be back for a quick inspection." He says pointing to his truck. The woman grabs to his arm and pushes her self against him.

"Such a hard working young man… wanna come inside for a drink. I need you to inspect my plumbing…"

Boxer runs into the Plummer's Truck.

"Bingo, found ya." Boxer says jumping out of the car.

"A toilet and a Plummer dude?" Socks questions him. He follows him to the plumber who fallen on the ground.

"Ya, that's him." Boxer sits on top of him and points the gun at his head.

"Are you sure." Socks asks.

"Ya that's the fucker we're looking for. Isn't that right asswhole. Tell me do you feeling lucky punk? Well do ya?"

Boxer shoots him but since he is human it hits him only like they were pellets.

"Ow, ow, ow."

Boxer stops, "I don't think it's him."

"Color me shocked." Socks says.

"Please stop hitting me. I haven't done anything."

They pause. The plumber has bright blue eyes and a handsome face,

"Dude if I wasn't straight I would even do you." Boxer says.

"You're pretty good your self." The woman says stepping next to him.

"You're a hot piece of ass." He says with a smile. "I'll see you soon Socks."

Boxer leaves with the women. Leaving him and the plumber.

"Fucking gross."

Boxer returned satisfied.

"I'm guessing your feeling lucky." Socks says.

"I am and so is that chick."

"What about that plumber dude?"

"I don't know about him but I certainly cleaned her pipes."

"How long have you been waiting to use that one?"

"Fuck it seems like forever."

"Shut the hell up you douche bags and start doing your damn jobs." She throws chuck in frustration as they continue to talk as if they weren't there. "Oh lord grant me the patients. Let's just fucking eat."

The finish and both Boxer and Socks belch.

"Shit that was good." Boxer comments.

"Your curry is unreal!" Socks says taking another bite.

"Ha, that's cause it's black sweaty, you won't ever go back."

"What's for desert? What's for desert? Cocao? Chocolate? Sweat black beans? Black honey?"

"Well I don't give a shit. So I'm going to take one. I'll be in the can if you need me." Box says heading towards the bathroom upstairs.

"Don't let the toilet eat you." Socks laughs.

"Fuck you." Boxer yells back.

He sits and unloads one. He sighs in relief.

The toilet begins to growl and grumble. Then there are two bangs. He sits there for a second wondering if that's it, then something pulls him in. He screams as he is sucked into the toilet.

"WHAT THE FUCK! SOCKS! OH MY GOD! SOCKS!"

"Shut up Boxer. No one wants' to talk to you while your taking a dump. It's disgusting." Socks yells.

Boxer is sucked into the toilet and kicks the ass out of the ghost he is fighting till the toilet coughs him up along with a lot of crap. Boxer walks out covered in shit and angry as hell.

"Okay I get it now" Boxer says standing out in the hallway that is now flowing with shit.

Suspender and Stocking appear out of nowhere.

"Okay you get what now?" Suspender says with a mixing bowl in her hand.

"Maybe the "what's" is the curry." Sock says.

Stocking and Suspender take a deep breath and puke from the stench.

"Oh ya I get it."

"Well we don't get it." Socks says. He pukes from the stench again then continues to eat his cake.

The city then explodes with shit. A huge shit ghost appears.

"What the hell is that thing?"

"It looks like a huge ass scoop of chocolate ice cream."

"Hay, I want some, yummy."

The stench causes everyone to throw up. The ghost storms the city. Soon the cops arrive.

"Freeze shit head."

"Don't move any sudden movements"

They begin to shoot but it is ineffective. It starts to rain shit and they all puke.

"Holy shit, what the fuck are we going to do?" says an older cop.

Suspender clears her throat.

"No offence preacher but Jesus God what is that?"

"Unfortunately you are staring at the brown eye of an evil spirit."

The old fart gasped.

She continued, "The negative energy gathered by all the plumbers that suffocated and died from the stench of clogged ass toilets has manifested itself into a spirit. This powerful ghost gathered all the fecalmater in the city to achieve its poodepoop physical form."

"That's disgusting."

Old fart pukes on Suspender.

"I don't think I can handle anymore bodily functions."

"Suck it up dude, not literally though. Oh shit I'm going to throw up again."

"Please don't tell me prayer is the only option."

"Why the heck would I say that? God ain't even hear right now. Prayer can go to hell man, we got angels. Boxer and Socks your up."

"What are you talking about that walking turdsickle and that Goth dude next to it who obviously has mommy issues?"

"It's time for us to flush the toilet." Boxer says shaking off as much shit as he can.

"Number one that was cheesy, number two you smell like shit." Socks comments.

"How about I buy you a cake each day for the next two weeks and you manage to do this without saying another fucking word."

"As long as what I'm saying now doesn't count I'm in."

"Then let's make this fucker pay for covering me in this shit."

"Let's rock." Socks.

They transform into angels with toga looking cloths and both say, "Oh pitiful shadows lost in the darkness. Oh evil spirit born of those drifting through heaven and earth. May the thunderous powers from the garments of holy delicate maidens strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger. Shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came. REPENT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"

Boxer shoots it in the head making a giant whole in its head while stocking cuts the final blow. The ghost explodes. They are rewarded with one heavenly coin.

"Good job angels you got a coin." Suspender says picking the coin up.

"All that for just one?"

"Yah, one closer so quit your bitching"

The bell rings signaling that the ghost is gone. Shit is flying everywhere.

"The evil has been vanquished so rings the bell. At least I'm assuming that's why it's ringing." Garterbelt says with a smile on her face.

Boxer stretches his neck.

"Now keep your promise and go by me that cake, I need sweats stat."

"Ya ya ya. Look I found a little tasty treat for me to." He says pulling a woman cop into his arms.

"What ever you say sweaty you're an angel." She says.