"Cookies!" Alfred F. Jones yelled as he ran down the stairs, galloping behind the smell of the baked chocolate chip dough just out of the oven. Nearly tripping on the bottom step, he ran into the kitchen of the dormitory at his collage where his roommate Destiny was beginning to pull cookies out of the oven to take to her U.S history class.
"Shit Alfred no! Bad Alfred bad!" She yelled while fending him off with a spatula. While this damsel-in-distress situation occurred, Matthew was down at the local Walgreens trying to figure out an inexpensive gift to get his girlfriend. Going to the back of the store, he rummaged around in the clearance bin before finding a red sweatshirt on sale for $3.50. It was a large…but that would have to do. After all, red was Destiny's favorite color. He went to the front and paid with it in cash, then stepped out into the brisk fall air.
Jogging back towards the collage, he met Destiny in the kitchen, where she had upgraded to a spatula and wooden bowl defense. Alfred had stopped his assault for a moment to formulate a new plan.
"What the hell is going on here? I leave for 20 minutes to go Walgreens of all places and this is what happens? I swear to God, Alfred, you act like a 5-year old sometimes," He yelled. Destiny used this opportunity to sweep the pastries into a container and slammed the lid down.
"Aww, I just wanted a cookie, bro…"Alfred whined. Matthew took Destiny's hand and yanked her out the door.
"I'm sorry about Alfred being immature. Do you still love me?" He kissed her forehead as they held hands and walked across the courtyard.
"Course I do hon," She whispered in the crook of his neck. He gave her hand a reassuring squeeze as they strolled towards the History building.
A/N: Yeah not dead. Very busy however. The only reason I'm doing this is because it's a request for Total Anime Fangirl.