Doctor Whooves and the Infinite Virus
Chapter 1
It's Saturday, 8 A.M. Once again, my "social" life has disowned me. The alarm sounds. I know I have to go find it, because of course my brother had to hide my old alarm clock and get a robot one the my parents think that is just jim-dandy. Then here comes the weird part. I get up to go find it and what do you know? I don't have thumbs... I have.. Hooves. Anyways, I of course shrug it off and continue to look for my clock, taking into consideration it was most definitely one of my "mirages" as my mother calls them. I finally find it and I go to whack but my brain tells me to ascend on my back legs and wail around and then, finally, smash down on the clock, shattering it into thousands of pieces.
I decide to not go downstairs because after doing that, I think I might have done something last night I might not have remembered. I look around for a heavy sweater and sweatpants. Then bam! it hits me! No... literally it hits me. I smash face first into my mirror as if I had forgotten it was there. I see a pony and brain is like " Oh! It's a pony! Pwetty Pony!" Then my nervousness sets. I do this every time there is a chance I could have forgotten something. Okay.. don't laugh.. but I recite the periodic table of elements. Only this time, my brain is saying jumping, prancing, hay, and oats, water, apples, stables.. instead of wait.. umm...uhh...gosh darn it! It's gone. I am officially dazed and confused.
Anyways, my mother calls be down for breakfast and I walk down their naked. Like I thought I had clothes on or something. So here I am, prancing down the stairs with a moronic smile on my face, curly hair bouncing in my face. Have you guessed who I am yet? My mom goes to open her mouth to say something, but the story flows out of my mouth. "...and that is why I like cheese. Oh yeah! Am I forgetting something? Oh, right! That is why the whole world should like cheese." My mother then proceeds to say : "I didn't ask you why you or everyone should like cheese, sweetie. I asked you.. WHY THE &%(* ARE YOU A PINK PONY?!" Oh. Right.
*Ding Dong* The doorbell sounds. I get up to answer it, but my mother races to the door and says: "You. Stay away from any guests even if this is just those crazy church ladies. They don't want anyone to be crazier." The door opens and much to my surprise, I see someone I recognize. I vaguely remember but I know that it was someone very my dumb-founded pony brain goes "OH MY EQUESTRIA! IT'S THE DOCTOR!" I snag him away from my family to warn him of the freaky people in there and then I realize. I am the freaky one. I put my head down and start to cry. "I'm always going to be like this aren't I?" I sob. "Au contraire my dear, I have come to pick you up to save you from becoming a "My Little Pony". Like me." He announces. Lights flash everywhere and bam. It's Doctor Whooves. He extends his hoof and shouts "Allons-y!".
End of Chapter 1