A/N: So last night I found something completely adorable of LMxC and well I was like, 'I wanna read some romantic fanfiction with them in it!' You wanna know what I got? No entries found with current settings/filters. Note: M rated entries are not displayed by default... what the hell man? Well I'm here to publish one for the people who have been where I once was. Also, I don't know Morse code so when you get to the part, sorry. Enjoy. Review. Favorite.

How I Met You

I sighed and flipped on my side, "I'm bored."

Fionna looked at me, "wanna go on an adventure?"

"No..." I groaned. I didn't want to do anything, not even playing my Hammered Dulcimer.

"We can go beat up the Ice Queen, see if she's stolen any Princes." Fionna suggested trying to cheer me up.

I shook my head, "not in the mood for that either..."

Fionna frowned and pulled me up by my arm, "then we're going to the Candy Kingdom to see Gumball then. You're being out of character Cake, get it together."

"Alright, that's fine. Sorry girl, I'm just feeling kinda out of it today." I apologized while laughing at myself.

She smiled, "well get your stuff together and lets head out okay?"

I smiled back, "okay." Walking out, Fionna hopped on me and I enlarged myself to about 50 times bigger. "Are we in a hurry?" I asked, beginning to walk away from the tree house.

Fionna shrugged, "no rush." She laid down and watched the sky, "hey Cake?"

"Yes Babycakes?" I answered.

"Do you ever feel alone?"

I stretched my neck to look at her, "I have you Fionna, why would I ever feel lonely?"

She shook her head, "I don't mean it like that. I mean in the dating world, we're both single and I don't know about you but I'm kinda depressed by the fact that every Prince only likes me because of the fact I save them from that creepy Cougar Queen."

I stretched back to see where I was going, "Fionna, you don't need a boyfriend. He'll come when he does, but I'd love it if you would find someone. Then you'd act more your gender and want to wear my dresses and try make-up on."

Fionna blushed, "I act my gender!"

I rolled my eyes, "whatever Fionna but no, I don't feel alone, lonely or whatever. I have everything I need, you, B-MA and my bed."

Fionna laughed, "your bed?"

I laughed with her, "I like to sleep."

Fionna sat up, "look! We're here!"

I sized down and Fionna jumped off me, "you wanna stop and grab something to eat before we head back to the tree house later?" I asked as we walked together towards the Castle.

"Are we out of pasta? I think we need to get more so yeah." Fionna nodded.

I yawned and stretched, "hey look, there's Peppermint Maid." I pointed out.

Fionna waved, "hey Peppermint Maid!"

The little piece of candy turned our way and smiled as we reached her, "hello you two. Did you come to see Prince Gumball?"

Fionna blushed, "yeah."

I looked at her, she still had a crush on him? That is an unhealthy one-sided crush Fionna.

"Alright, follow me ladies, he's in the rose garden in the back." She explained as we followed her through the castle.

Soon enough, Peppermint Maid stopped at a door and looked at Fionna, "you know the rest of the way correct?"

Fionna nodded, "yeah, thanks Peppermint Maid."

She smiled and bowed, "I'll see you ladies later."

We waved her a goodbye before I followed Fionna outside into the back of the castle. Roses surrounded the entire area, all were different colors.

"Oh Fionna!"

I turned to see Gumball walking towards us with a smile plastered to his face. Next to him was a person I didn't know. Looked like a black outstretched horse.

"Sup GB, came by to see if everything was cool, guess it is." Fionna said looking around.

"It is nice..." Gumball explained and he looked at the horse person, "oh, this is my loyal companion, Lord Monochromicorn, you haven't met yet."

Fionna smiled, "it's nice to meet you Lord Monochromicorn."

The horse looked at me, "yeah.. nice to meet you..."

He hit and scratched at the ground, I furrowed my brow.

"Why do you talk to these unroyal people?"

I frowned.

"Fionna is the hero of the Land of Aaa, she's even rescued me many times.

Monochromicorn hit the ground more, "and the cat? What could be so special about her, she's just a stupid cat."

My frown deepened and my fist enlarged, I outstretched my arm and hit the stupid horse.

"Cake!" Fionna yelled, "why did you do that?"

Apparently she couldn't understand his language like I did.

"That's why this stupid cat is special you jerk." I hissed and Gumball checked on Lord Monochromicorn.

"Cake, you need to apologize." Fionna ordered me to do.

I outstretched and left the stupid garden before Fionna could say anymore to me.

"I'm so sorry, Gumball, Cake doesn't act like that towards strangers." Fionna apologized, "is he alright, she hit him kinda hard."

Both looked at the horse who looked shocked.

I kicked the dirt as I left the Candy Kingdom, no way was I going to put up with that! What a jerk! What a royal snob if you ask me...

I enlarged myself and ran home, I wanted to get there as soon as possible. Playing a game on B-MA should calm my nerves, hopefully.

A flash a lightning made me jump and I looked at the sky, when had those gray clouds roll in? Before rain had the chance of hitting my fur, I sprinted into the tree house.

"Cake! Where is Fionna?" The little robot asked cheerfully.

"Still at the Candy Kingdom," I explained sitting down.

The robot smile, "who want's to play video games?"

I smiled, "I do!"

Like I said before, it calmed my nerves. I didn't even think of that stupid Lord Monochromicorn... much...

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