Title: HetaliaThe Prank!

Disclaimer: I do not own this...though I wish I did...

America sat at table with China and France "Yo dude's! I just got an awesome idea!" Said America in his usual happy voice "Aru? What is it America?' asked China "And where's England?" questioned France. Then America shot them his hero-smile and put his tumb up "Dude's we're gonna play an epic prank on England! Now here's the plan you guys!" And he explained the plan to them and the three of them worked out all the kinks (lol sorry! The plan is a surprise ^^), "Sounds good Aru~" said China "mhm~" replied Italy appearing out of nowhere at the bottom of the table "WHAT THE HELL!? ITALY!?' screamed France, China and America simultaneously. And then they tackled Italy (The meanies...) and threw him out of the room "Aww...no pasta..." whined Italy.

-the next day-

England woke up same way as always; not expecting that this time he was in for a very wierd surprise. He turned around on his bed so he didn't have to look at the bright light flashing in through his window "Good morning England~" smilef France. England's eyes widened as he looked at France for a second "HOLY SHIT" yelled England as he scrambled out of bed "HOW THE HELL'D YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!? FORGET THAT! HOW THE HELL'D YOU GET IN MY BED!?" "England~ come back and sleep with me" said France making kissy faces at England "LIKE HELL!" screamed England as he ran out of the room as fast as possible, down the stairs and out of the house "England! Get back here!" Yelled France back as he chased after England "Never! You'll never catch me France-face!" Replied England running faster than anyone on the planet as France chased after him.

America was literally laughing his butt off at the sight of England running away from the love-struck France! But this was just the begining of their prank (Yes it does get a bit crazier). "Yo, China dude! Look at England run!" Laughed America "Aru, I really pity Englandnow" smiled China "Now go in Aru, while i stand watch" " Ya sure you got it here dude?" asked America still recovering from all the laughing, "Yes, I have my panda to help me Aru" replied China as he and his panda started looking around to make sure England wasn't back from he's morning run yet. "Ok then, looks like you got it all covered here dude" said America as walked into Englands house.

America quickly walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge "Sorry England dude! Nothing personal" smiled America as he took out the jug of milk, poured it out in the sink and poured vodka in it instead, then he closed the jug and put in back in the fridge. He then walked out of the house America style (meaning loud and stupidly) "Yo! China dude! We gotta go" said America in a hurry to get off the crime scene, and then the worst thing ever happened ...England walked up to them and asked "Why the bloody hell are you here?" "China! Dude! Attack!" Commanded America "Ok aru" simply replied China. Then China did these crazy kung fu moves and hit England in the back of his head with a wok "Quick! Dude we gotta get him to his room!" Said America as he grabbedEnglands arms and lifted half of the knocked out body up "So heavy" "Here I shall grab his feet aru" said China as he took Englands feet and lifted the lower half of the body up effortlessly "God I need to work out!" groaned America (another horrible new years resolution made by America)

After they put Englands body back in his room they fled the scene of the crime making sure not to leave one speack of evidence in the house of their 'playful' visit.

T.v show host voice: wanna find out if the plan worked? Or will the rotten smell of vodka (no offense meant 2 any russian that drinks vodka) shine through? Stay tuned 4 the next episode of Hetalia! The prank pt 2! (Wow i rock at being a t.v show host)

No seriously though how was it for my first story ever? I wanna know ALL the problems so the next one can be more interesting or weird idk what u guys like so make sure 2 comment and/or p.m me k? Thanks you guys are the best ^^