As they burst through the door Liz fumbled for the light switch, which seemed hard to find in the dark especially with one hand running through Jack's hair and her mouth attached to his as they kissed. They both were quite drunk to say the least and if they were both sober this defiantly wouldn't be happening, believe me. Deciding that maybe the light wasn't the best thing Jack pushed the door close and replaced his hand back on her waist as Liz lead them further through the apartment, by pulling his tie until they reached the sofa where they collapsed on it. Still kissing Liz shuffled further up the sofa and Jack followed her using his hand to makes sure he didn't completely squish her as the moved, but as Jack placed his hand a spiky thing stabbed him on the hand making him yell "what the hell is that?"

"Sorry it's my hair brush" she picked it up and placed it on the coffee table and returned to kissing Jack, as she moved up the sofa so they were both fully on it, but as she made the last move she managed to hit her head on a TGS mug which was on the arm of the sofa but now lying on the floor.

"Nerds!"

"Are you all right?"

"Apart from the brain damage sure. God that is one hard mug"

"Well we have moved the manufacturing to china and it seems to have made them sturdier"

They both started laughing, mainly at the two unfortunate incidents that had just happened but more so at the situation they had found themselves in. It was Liz who broke the laughter.

"Jack it this right?" the two incidents had caused pain to both of them and had kind of sobered them up and they realised that maybe this wasn't the best thing to be doing.

"I don't know, because we probably would have if you didn't leave hairbrushes and mugs all over the place." He smirked which made her roll her eyes at him "We could make a pact"

"A what?"

"You know like in 10 years I neither of us are in a substantial relationship we should get together you know?"

"I know what a pact is, but isn't that like a serious commitment to each other? And in 10 years the gold diggers and model will be more attractive, they do go for men in their 60's"

"Do they?"

"You are completely clueless; remember when Jenna slept with Ron?"

"No Lemon I don't remember my friends sex lives, well 5 then?"

"Whoa calm down there Jackie-boy

"Fine then be lonely spinster, do you still have your fanny pack and your book club membership?"

"Ugh fine then, but this was your idea" she poked him in the chest "so don't get all cocky if I remember and ask you about it"

"Deal" they shook hands and spun their bodies around to face the TV and Liz picked up the remote and flipped through the channels; both were pretty calm seeing as what had just happened.

TBC...