Diaries of a Witch

Please Read and Review!! This is a diary of a devoted witch fan of Harry's, in case it wasn't clear, I kind of start off in a random way, and I tend to get a little sarcastic when this character isn't, sorry but I cant help it.

Day One

I am so excited!!!! I just got the latest newspaper and guess who was on the front page? It was Harry Potter! He has been my idol since I have been able to have idols if possible. Under close examination I found that his eyes are the same color as my diary's cover! I think it was fate that brought me this closer to Harry. In fact we already have some things in common.

I have green eyes (Well sort of, contacts help them gain a greenish tinge) I have whitish blond hair, that would look wonderful with his black, just think of contrasting colors I have a diary that is the same color as his eyes (what more could I ask?) I can talk to snakes (You can do amazing things after having a couple glasses of father's port soaked cherries, which taste awful, and I think it was a worm I talked to.) We are the same height. I looked this up in the official Harry and You, a Guide to Living Life Like Harry. It is the book that the girls and I live by at school. I believe that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back, just like him! I often dream about my parents getting killed (just like Harry's did, poor boy)

Once you look at it, one can see many things about Harry and I that are similar, Mary Sue told me this. But I think she is more like him. It must be her hair.

I asked mum today if she would let me transfer to Hogwarts, but she said no. I mean just because I live in France doesn't mean I have to go to a school in France that teaches magic. Do you think Hogwarts will allow a transfer student? I know just what to write on the application letter if they have one. Here is a rough draft.
Name ~ Monique La Demond
Age ~ Fourteen, but I would like to be fifteen like Harry Potter
Reason For Coming to Hogwarts ~ Well I would love to be in another country that is still close to my home. I would also love to be the founder of a Harry Potter fan club when I arrive, and I assure you that it will be the best club out there. Even Harry will join! I also have average grades that will make him feel as if he can talk to me about anything.
What I want to be in the future ~ Harry's wife, or Mrs. Potter, and I would like to have one son and a daughter, who would be called Lilly and James Potter.

I don't actually know what else they would want to know, but it is a good start, right? Mary Sue just owled and she said that Master Brunk just got in a new supply of books! Maybe one will be about HARRY!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH! I just love that Boy Who Lived! Mary Sue promised to look and see if there is one, cause my mom wouldn't let me out. Mary Sue is so lucky her parents died a tragic death (like Harry's) and her aunt and uncle don't care about what she does. Mary Sue is just like Harry and she is always singing her own songs about how wonderful Harry is.

Wait! Sarah just owled and said there was a Harry Potter sighting near her house. I must investigate.

Day 2

Well I have finally returned to school and the whole Harry Potter sighting was a false alarm. I bet Sarah knew too. Mary Sue said that I shouldn't take it personally but it is hard not to. I mean life would be so much easier if Harry would come and talk to me. I am too depressed to write any more, except to say that I love Harry Potter and he will soon love me!