Gracie Lou and Cheryl are in the top five. Who will win? It is a matter between life and death…literally!
Gracie Lou has just figured out that the crown is the "gadget" that will be used to "take revenge." By sticking her index fingers on the sides of her head, she tries to tell Eric and Victor, the guy who transformed her from a very ugly, messed-up tomboy to a very pretty woman. Not noticing what sign she was making, the two men do not understand "crown" from her signal, but "devil." They therefore think that Gracie Lou has seen a devil in the audience!!
Eric: "What Gracie? I don't understand!" To Victor. "Do you?"
Victor: "NO! What does she mean?
A moment of silence…V: "Oh no! I think there's a devil in the audience!"
E: Are you sure?
V: "Isn't that what Gracie is pointing to?
E: "OMG! I think you're right! C-H-A-R-G-E!!!!!"
V: "What are we gonna do?"
E: "We're gonna take the jump!"
Stan: "Fourth runner up… is…."
E: "OH no! Hurry Vic!"
V: "I'm trying!"
Applause…Stan: "Third runner up is……."
E: "Come on! Gracie saw the devil! What if he jumps up on her?"
V: "Trust me, he'll be more scared of her than she'll be then him!"
Applause…E: "What do you mean? She's a beauty!"
V: "Oh, I almost forgot I transformed her. What a difference!"
E: "Oh yeah…"
They get out of the backstage area, and on the stage…Seeing a man dressed all in red, Eric jumps off and on him. Victor follows him…
Stan: "Second runner up…Texas! …What the hell?"
Victor: "Watch out! It is Hell himself!"
Man dressed in red: "What are you talking about? I'm just trying to watch this pageant!"
Stan: "Sorry for this interruption…we continue with…First runner up…New Jersey!"
E: "Go Gracie Lou!!"
V: "Eric! What are you doing we gotta take care of the Devil!"
E: "Oh ok! Let's beat him up!"
Gracie Lou: "Wait for me! You know that I love beating up people!"
She jumps off the stage and joins Eric and Victor, helping them beat up the red guy with "her talent."
Red Guy: "What is up with you people? It's not like I'm a devil or something…"
Bang! Bong! She hits him…V: "Careful with him! He could take your life away!"
Stan: "And our winner today is Sheryl! She's beautiful….she's Miss United States…"
Sheryl takes hold of the crown, puts it on her head, and shines like a beauty! Not! Just kidding! Frank pushes the activation button and Sheryl's crown blows up…and so does she!!!
Matilda's mom, Zinnia : "Arrrrrrrrrrrrr hein hein! That was hilarious! Harrrryyyyyy…."
And that was the tragic end of Miss Congeniality.
*Note from author*: This story was not invented to criticize the movie Miss Congeniality, which is one of my favorites! It is a joke, and is only meant to be funny. Also, Zinnia's laugh was taken from the movie Matilda. The only reason I included it in this story is because the laugh is an inside joke with my friends at school…lol…