Charity: Hello and welcome to The Interviews of America! Today we have Mia Thermopolis! Our small town Princess (Turns away from camera) Hello Mia, how are you today?
Mia: Good. (Looks at camera and mouths "Hey Mom!")
Charity: (Coughs) So, what is it like being a Princess?
Mia: It's fine.
Charity: (Waits for more)
Mia: (Blinks)
Charity: (Continues waiting)
Mia: (Stares)
Charity: Okay! (Shuffles notes) Why don't you tell us about your best friend.
Mia: Well, her names Lilly Moscovitz, and she's really smart. She is always using big words and stuff. It's kind of confusing. (Waves at camera) Hey Lilly!
Charity: …So, Mia. How old are you?
Mia: Fifteen.
Charity: Got a crush?
Mia: (Blushes) N-no. O-of course not!
Charity: Right. Com'on! Who is it?
Mia: No one! I like no one! (Slouches down in seat)
Charity: What about Michael?
Mia: W-what about M-Michael?
Charity: You like him.
Mia: (Gap)
Charity: (Cackles evily)
Mia: (Continues to gap)
Charity: (Continues to cackle evily)
Mia: (Silence)
Charity: Okay, fine. What's 2 plus 2?
Mia: Four
Charity: 3 times 3?
Mia: Six
Charity: 6 times 12?
Mia: A lot?
Charity: Do you like butter?
Mia: (Blink) Butter?
Charity: Yes, butter.
Mia. Sure?
Charity. Yes or No.
Mia: (Blink) Yes.
Charity: Do you like your family?
Mia: Of course I do.
Charity: Even though they lied to you for fifteen years and basically ruined you're life by telling you you're a Princess and that you have to rule when your dad dies?
Mia: (Silence)
Charity: Well?
Mia: Yes?
Charity: Yes what?
Mia: Yes, I still love them.
Charity: Do you like brooms?
Mia: Brooms?
Charity: Yes, brooms.
Mia: What kind of question is that?
Charity: Just answer it!
Mia: Sure.
Charity: What do you like to use them for?
Mia: Cleaning?
Charity. Good. Or else I'd have to hurt you.
Mia: (Silence)
Charity: Do you like Harry Potter?
Mia: Harry Potter? Yep!
Charity: Good! And isn't Oliver Wood the most sexiest guy you've ever read about?
Mia: (Blink) I guess so?
Charity: (Glare)
Mia: (Blink)
Charity: So! Mia! What about your boyfriend, Kenny?
Mia: What about him?
Charity: Do you like him?
Mia: Yes. He's my boyfriend isn't he?
Charity: Maybe.
Mia: Maybe what?!
Charity: Maybe he's not your boyfriend. Do you really like him?
Mia: Yes.
Charity: No you don't.
Mia: Yes I do!
Charity: No you don't!
Mia: Do too!
Charity: Do not!
Mia: Too!
Charity: Not!
Mia: Too!
Charity: Not!
(Coughing from backstage)
Charity: (Smile) Mia.
Mia: Yes?
Charity: How was your day today?
Mia: It was… fine.
Charity: Why just fine?
Mia: Because it was.
Charity: Why?
Mia: What is with you?!
Charity: Nothing, why?
Mia: You're weird.
Charity: What?! Why you little…..!
(More coughing from backstage)
Charity: (Calms down) What annoys you the most?
Mia: When Boris Pelkowski tucks in his sweater.
Charity: Why?
Mia: Because it's annoying
Charity: Why?
Mia: Because American's don't do that!
Charity: (Stares)
Mia: (Stares back)
Charity: (Untucks her sweater)
Mia: Yeah. Well, I use my brook for flying.
Charity: (Lunges for her)
Mia: (Screams)
Charity: (War cry)
Mia: (Screams more)
(Someone rushes out from backstage)
Someone: Well that's all the time we have for today! (Looks behind her at the two fighting girls) See you next time on The Interviews of America!
Authors Notes: … I know. Scaryness! Hehehe. Spur of the moment thing. Do you think I should do everyone? It's supposed to be funny. But it's probably not. I'm experimenting.
*I got this idea from Merc. It's all her idea! Well just the interview idea. So, go thank her. Hers is Sailor Moon though. Go read hers on A Sailor Moon Romance.
Whatcha waitin' for? Go review! **Wink**