Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Island or any of it's characters.
Warning: The following chapter contains: Explicit Language.
"Hey I'm Chris McLean, And this is Total Drama Island: MAX![1]" Chris yells out to the camera from a dock on a large lake. "We're at a new undisclosed location in the Laurentiens, Quebec! And we are about to meet our new cast of competitors."
The first boat arrived. A young Hispanic female with straight dark brown hair stepped off the boat. She was wearing jean knee shorts, a white halter top, and white flip-flops. "Hey am I the first one?"
"Yes Dani, your observational skills are astounding." Chris replied.
"Aw, that's no fun." Dani huffed back before standing off to the side.
The next boat arrived. Another young female with long blond hair, tied up into a ponytail walked onto the dock. She was wearing a silver tank top, black short shorts with a gold belt, black heeled boots.
"Welcome Lizzie." Chris greeted her.
Lizzie simply walked right by Chris without saying a word, finally resting next to Dani. "Hey I'm Dani,"
Lizzie slowly turned and looked at Dani. "I'm your worst fucking nightmare."
When Lizzie turned back, Dani made sure to create some distance between the two of them. She then continued to mutter "Bitch," under her breath.
Another boat had already arrived and a bubbly young lady exited. "I'm Bambi! Well my real name is Bambina but nobody calls me that. Is it always this chilly?" She was wearing a white v-neck, a frayed denim skirt, hot pink and black checkered leggings, and black high-top sneakers.
"It's the middle of summer." Lizzie informed her dryly.
"This might be summer here, but not where I'm from." Bambi stated as she walked over to where the other two females were standing.
"I hate you already." Lizzie declared.
Chris rolled his eyes, "Enough picking on the California girl our next competitor has already arrived." He said pointing to the figure standing next to him. That figure was a tall male with brown curly hair wearing a plain black t-shirt, plaid Palestinian scarf, dark blue skinny jeans and black converse. "This is Alexei."
"Lex is fine." Alexei made clear speaking with a diminished Russian accent. He then walked over to where the others were standing.
The next boat was quick to arrive. Off stepped a young Inuit female with a purple zip-up hoodie, military-green capris, grey hightop converse. She greeted Chris with a punch in the arm.
Chris grabbed at his newly bruised arm. "Mind informing me what that was for Ataksa?"
"Nope!" Ataksa exclaimed with a smile as she joined the others on the far side of the dock.
Another boat approached the dock, before it had come to a complete stop a young female with midnight black hair lunged onto the dock. She was wearing a gray off the shoulder top with super tight destroyed skinny jeans and black gladiator sandals. "Let's get this party started!"
"In due time Charlotte, right now shut the hell up and stand with the others." Chris said becoming ever more bored.
Everyone heard the roaring of an engine and saw the next boat zooming towards the dock at an incredible speed. Sensing an impending collision between the boat and the dock all the teens either ran for the shore or braced themselves for impact. The boat however swerved at the last second sending one teen flying into the water right next to the dock.
"Holy shit! That was awesome!" Charlotte called out in excitement. Dani and Alexei helped lift the teen out of the water. He wore a big black/red "Evil Dead" hoodie sweater, very baggy black jeans and black boots.
"Decide to go for a little dip Zakk?" Chris said chuckling to himself.
Zakk however wasn't very happy, he walked right up to Chris and said, "Go fuck yourself McLean!" He then proceeded to stand by the others still soaking wet.
Without noticing another contestant had already arrived. "Good day mates! My name's Aquila!" She belted out in a peculiar Australian accent. She had long silver hair and was wearing patch silk halter neck dress, with purple leggings and white flat boots.
The next to arrive was a young man with dark brown hair with red streaks wearing a black t-shirt, dark blue jeans, and black Vans. "Good to see you made it Kyle." Chris welcomed him. Kyle looked over the group and opted to stand next to Alexei.
Another boat arrived, standing on the very front with her arms stretched wide was a young female with light blond hair blowing in the wind. She wore a white button up shirt, black slacks, black running shoes. "Buongiorno!" She said with glee as she stepped off the boat.
"Welcome Lily," Chris greeted her. She walked over and exchanged a double cheek kiss with Chris who was more than happy to return.
Everyone's focus quickly turned to yet another speeding boat. All the teens ducked for cover except for Zakk who remained indifferent. A teen was flung from the boat straight at the dock. Zakk had to duck at the last second as to avoid a collision. Instead the teen smacked into the dock behind Zakk and bounced down into the water.
Immediately Charlotte glanced over at Chris. "What the hell! Why didn't I get a flung through the air entrance?"
Alexei and Kyle reached down and picked the young male with long blond hair out of the water. "Are you okay my friend?" Alexei asked.
"No, no I am not. It's Doug by the way. And who the hell was driving that boat?" Doug asked grabbing at his back in pain. He wore a red zip up hoodie, blue t-shirt, grey cargo shorts, and flip flops.
"That's a good question." Chris said as he took out his cellphone, dialled a number and put the phone up to his ear. "What's with the insane drivers? Uh-huh, more cutbacks? Locals? Paid with beer? Which they drunk. Okay." Chris hung up his phone and looked at the campers. "Mechanical Problems."
The next boat had already arrived without incident. Off stepped a young man with brown hair that goes over his eyes. He wore a tan hat set backwards, black and white checkered flanal over a black shirt, and black baggy jeans. He carried a skateboard under one arm. "Ethan!" Chris called out, they exchanged a fist bump and he walked over and stood next to Zakk who also exchanged a fist bump.
The next person to arrive was a young African American male with short black hair wearing a neat red shirt and black long pants. He had a strong focus in his eyes as he scanned the other competitors. "This will be too easy." He said to himself with a strong southern accent.
"Good to have you with us Frederick!" Chris greeted the new arrival. Frederick just stared at Chris for a second with a disapproving look before walking to where the others were standing. "No respect, none at all." Chris muttered.
It took a while and another boat had yet to come. Everyone heard a grumble as a young female with brown hair in a ponytail under a black beanie pulled herself up onto the dock, where she proceeded to collapse. She wore a ruby red tank top, yellow skinny jeans, and baby blue converse. "What the hell happened to you?" Lizzie asked.
"Boat broke down… Middle of lake… Had to swim… Someone get me fucking cigarette!" She exclaimed. Doug walked over to her, he handed her a smoke. She quickly popped it into her mouth. Doug then took out a lighter and lit it for her. "Thanks," she said as she puffed from the cig. "I'm Gabby."
A boat pulled up to the dock. A big fellow walked off wearing fancy clothing, a ruby red tank top, yellow skinny jeans, and baby blue converse. As he walked onto the dock he lit a match off one of the docks pillars. He proceeded to light the cigarette already dangling from his mouth. He stepped right over Gabby and walked to where the others were standing. "Enzio, Eddy Enzio." He introduced himself.
That name struck Lily. "Did you say Enzio? That name sounds awfully familiar, is your family famous or something?"
Surprised by Lily's questions Eddy immediately backtracked. "Did I say Enzio, I meant Esposito, Eddy Esposito."
"Do you mean like the famous Italian Esposito mafia family?" Frederick inquired. [C]
"No!" Eddy yelled out. "Not at all! I meant to say Egidi!"
"The same Egidi family that runs the mafia in parts of the western United States?" Dani asked.
Eddy immediately face palmed. "Smith! My last name is Smith!" He exasperated.
Everybody gave a collective shrug and moved on to the next contestant who had already arrived. She had long messy hair covering her left eye. She wore a purple tank top over a long sleeve black fishnet shirt, short black pleated miniskirt with chains hanging down, steel knuckle fingerless black cloves, knee high lace up steel toed combat boots. She took one look at her surroundings. "Well this looks like a ton of fun." She said in an overly sarcastic manner.
"Woah, a sarcastic goth girl, how fucking original Chris." Lizzie made the comment.
"Now now, welcome to the island Oz." Chris said. Oz rolled her eyes as she walked over to where the others were standing. Oz walked past the others until walking by Lizzie who she gave a push. Lizzie stumbled back to the edge of the dock but before she fell over she was able to reach and grab Oz's arm and pull her down with her. The two young females back into the water. They then continued to wrestle with each other in the water. All the other teen's attention was drawn to the young ladies in the water. Chris just stood there as he wiped away a tear of joy, "It's so beautiful. Drama."
His attention was then switched to another boat speeding their way. He began to run towards ground, while the others were still watching the two girls wrestling in the water. This time the boat didn't swerve and crashed right into the dock. The impact sent almost all the teens flying into the water.
Everyone was dazed for a second. They were either trying to pull themselves up out of the water or trying to help those in doing so. With the help of Ethan, Zakk was finally able to get out of the water. Looking up he noticed a new face, one all the other males were looking at too. Standing on the dock next to the destroyed boat was a very beautiful young Japanese female. She was wearing a white shirt with a black floral pattern with black blue jean shorts that go to her knees with Geta sandals.
"Dibs!" Zakk called out as fast as he could. All the other guys sighed in disappointment while most of the other girls just rolled their eyes.
Chris said as he began to walk back onto the dock. "Welcome Rin good to see you made it in one-Oh My God!" He yelled out as he turned and began to run off again. [C] Everyone turned to see yet another boat heading straight for the dock at full speed. There was mass panic as the teens either tried to run off the dock or jumped back into the water.
The boat smashed right into the last one. Everyone was rocked by the collision. Those still on the dock were sent to the ground. From the latest boat a figure was thrown onto the dock but it wasn't human.
"Is that a monkey?" Kyle asked in amazement as he picked himself up off the dock.
All the others turned and looked at the furry little creature standing on the dock. "Oh, it's so cute!" Lily said as she slowly approached it. "Nice monkey." She said as she outreached her hand.
All of the sudden the monkey began to shriek. It pounced right onto Lily's face. Lily began to stumble around before the monkey jumped onto Kyle's head. Kyle tried to swat it off before the monkey leaped onto Eddy
"Saru stop!" A voice yelled out in a British accent. The monkey immediately jumped off Eddy and began to leap towards the trashed boat. A young British African man emerged from the destroyed boat. He had medium length black dreadlocks with some of the locks dyed silver. He wore a black t-shirt with an image of an eye in the center, open white long coat, white shorts and a belt, 8 inch black boots, and round shaped goggles on his forehead. The monkey Saru jumped up and rested on the young man's shoulder.
The monkey began jump around and call out things like "oo, aa."
The young man nodded his head. "I know Saru! You're right that was pretty crazy."
Everyone stared at the young man. Gabby leaned over to Aquila "Is that guy pulling our leg or just crazy?" Aquila just shrugged.
Chris once again made his way back onto the dock. "Earl, I thought we made it clear no monkey."
"No way mate! You're not going to take away Saru!" Earl said in protest.
"You signed a contract. Now hand over the monkey." Chris made clear.
"You want him mate? Fine. Saru get him!" The monkey jumped from Earl's shoulder and landed right in Chris' face. The monkey began attacking Chris. Trying desperately to get him off Chris fell onto the ground. Earl walked right over them. "Go for the eyes Saru! Go for the eyes!" [2]
Everyone else just stood there and watched the scene unfold, not sure how to react.
Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Island: MAX
Afterword
So there is the first chapter. It was kind of stale and formulaic but I needed to have everyone's names and appearance said. Towards the end I was definitely having more fun writing it. Next chapter will have more fun, sexual references, drug use, so stay tuned the best is still to come. And as a heads up next chapter the story will be bumped up to an M rating.
Also feel free to give me suggestions or ideas for challenges, conflicts, and friendships, romances, in a review or pm.
References – Most of my jokes will either be references or jokes I have directly stolen from somewhere.
[1] The title is actually a reference to Marvel Comics. Whenever they produce an adult version of a Marvel superhero book they tend to put MAX at the end. So something like PunisherMAX or Deadpool MAX.
[C] Whenever there is a C instead of a number that means I have directly stolen this joke from the cartoon series Clone High, which I will be doing a lot.
[2] This is a reference to the videogame Baldur's Gate 2 and the character of Minsc with his iconic pet hamster Boo. Minsc's battlecry in the game was "Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!"