Mad Libs
Weird Happenings with Voldemort
FEATURING GEORGE CLOONEY!
BACKSTORY: Well, we got a sheet for Mad Libs in class today, though we were to do only nouns (because we're studying nouns at the moment), and this was my final result! You'll notice I used many things relating to Harry Potter, which is why I posted this here. I also feature George Clooney! Huzzah!
Ahem... so, the words I filled in on the Mad Libs sheet will be underlined, OK? OK! Enjoy...Weird Happenings with Voldemort! Oh, and I OWN NOTHING!
~Once upon a time, Voldemort went to England to get some basilisks. When he arrived, he saw a thestral owned by Dumbledore. Dumbledore's thestral really smelled terrible, kind of like rotten Chocolate Frogs. Voldemort did not like what he saw, so he went to Hogwarts because it reminded him of a phoenix. When he arrived, there were wands everywhere and they looked a lot like potions, but they were green instead of purple. He was really scared, but he jumped into his cauldron and sped away to the lake. At this point in the day, he felt like a hippogriff and really wanted to eat some candies, but could only find Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. Home was beginning to sound like a good idea, so he caught a ride on a unicorn, which was being flown by Harry Potter and co-captained by George Clooney. Harry Potter's flying was really bumpy and made his stomach feel like a fire. On the way, he saw a great deal of poisons. George Clooney's opinion of the whole situation was that it all looked like rocks to him. When the unicorn finally landed on Voldemort's ice, he was glad to be home! What a day!