hey ya'll this is me saying this is my story, but charcters liek harry n stuff dont belong to me, only Cris and a few others. ENJOYZzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!
Cristancia Winifred Kisama was no oridnary girl, maybe....
She is the daughter to Snape, but he didn't know about her, she is also Tonk's second cousin. Roy Mustard was her Brother-in law, even though she didn't have a sister and Roy wasn't married. But he's dating Riza *winkwinknudgenudge*
I forgot to mention, She's half sister to Inuyasha and the reincarntion of Naruto, even though he's not dead.
Now that we got her known family out of the way, let's talk about Cristancia... we'll just call her Cris because that name is too damn long :/
Okay, so Cris isn't normal... but she's not weird either. She's the perfect gurl. Cris is be-ooty-ful, she has shoulder length hair, that's a little past shoulder length... even though I just said it WAS shoulder length. lol Her hair is usually a poop brown, but because she fucked around with Alchemy, she ended up getting silver hair! And cause she's perfect and therefore related to Tonks, she is a Metamorphmagus. She was skinny and not freakishly tall and sometimes had dog ears cause Inuyasha is her half brother. She had J cup breasts that she can inflate and deflate, they defy gravity too. She's sexy, cute, spunky and every other characteristic because she's perfect. Her eye color changes depending on her mood, Red when angry, blue when sad, green when happy, gold when she sees the future. Somewhere in her she is part Veela and Vampire, witch and Alchemist, and probably a lot more.
Late in the summer, school was approaching. Cristancia Winifred Kisama didn't want to go back to school, she wanted to do something more. She was practicing alchemy, her mother taught her how. Cris never knew her dad, he worked at some weird school or something. She knew she had a brother, but he was off training in the Feudal era with some Japanese girl and a squirrel boy or maybe a fox boy.
"This is so boring!" Cris yelled to the wall, hoping it would talk to her again. Cris touched her silver hair, it reminded her of when she revived her pet elephant Bubo, and it actually worked, however, she had to give up her poop brown hair for silver hair. Cris is really good at alchemy and magic. She was tranfering to Hogwarts... so she could get warts or learn magic. Cris looked at her hair and turned it to a cute light blue that gave her a loli look. She picked up a sword sitting in her closet. It was forged from the tooth of her Half-Brother's dad. It turned into a huge sword that was erect with power.
She swung it around and did some magic and alchemy for fun. Then she got hungry and left her room to go to the kitchen. She popped her head through the door and pointed at the walls, "You better talk when I come back!" She said and wagged her finger disproveningly at the wall.
When she got her food, she saw through the window, a bunch of birds.... no owls... wait those are birds...
Anyway, they were coming right at her! She screamed and they broke thorugh the glass.
"Ahhh!"
She clapped her hands together and alchemy got to work, she took out her fake wand too, cause she still needed to buy a real one, but it was good enough.
"Avada Kadvra!!" She shouted and a green light burst from the tip and killed all the owls.
She wiped her sweat off and took a note from the bird. She didn't mean to kill them, but her mom hated birds.
Then the door burst open and a women with long flowing poop brown hair walked in, "I'm home Cristancia Winifred Kisama!" Her mom cired happily using her full name and hugging her.
"o hai." Cris replied in a small voice, still clutching the note letter thing that reaked of dead animals.
"Whacha got there?" Mommy asked sweetly. But Cris didn't liek sweet thing and gagged. She showed her the letter.
"What does it mean mom? Can I go to Hogwarts now?" She asked fast and excitedly. Her mom nodded smiling, "We'll go to Diagon alley later okay, so go get yourself ready."
Cris let out a really high pitched squeal that sounded like a Dolphin mixed with Winry going 'Eeeeee!' and Katie and Sadie from Total Drama Island going 'Eeeeee!'
Cris ran back upstairs and put on some skimpy Ambercrombie clothes that showed off her expandable breasts, she increased their size and turned to the walls, "Sorry... but I'm leaving you. Their all sorts of walls I'll encounter at Hogwarts."
Anyways, they arrived at Diagon Alley and were looking round the shops and at Cris's letter that told her what to buy. She loked at it one more time, but then lied and looked at it several othe times.
HOGWARTS SCHOOL
of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)
Dear Ms. Kisama,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.
Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
The second page with requirements says
HOGWARTS SCHOOL
of WHICHCRAFT and WIZARDRY
UNIFORM
First-year students will require:
sets of plain work robes (black)
plain pointed hat (black) for day wear
pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)
winter cloak (black, with silver fastenings)
Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry name tags.
COURSE BOOKS
All students should have a copy of each of the following:
The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1)
by Miranda Goshawk
A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot
Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling
A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch
One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi
by Phyllida Spore
Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
by Newt Scamander
The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection
by Quentin Trimble
OTHER EQUIPMENT
1 wand
1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2)
1 set glass or crystal phials
1 telescope
1 set brass scales
Students may also bring and owl OR a cat OR a toad.
PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS
It was July 30th, my mom could use her bat (cause she hated birds) to send the letter of approval to . Bubo the elephant poked his trunk out of Cris's coach bag. He was a Pygmy elephant, so he was the size of a dog.
"Where to first mum?" Cris asked putting on a brit accent cause we flew to Britain and decided to live there instead of boring Ohio in boring America, where the Wizarding School there was called Salem or someshit like that. Cris smiled, it was her first time going to Hogwarts, but she was actually 14 going to her 4th year cause she is a transfer student.
"Dur hurrrr." Her mom replied stupidly, "We needs to go to Gringoats and get our money."
Cris nodded, and they went to a big white building (Not the white house!) When they walked inside a bunch of wigger midgets where there. They had long noses and teeth and fingers. Everything they had was long... even though they were short.
"Heheh lonnnng." Cris's mom said giggly. "Shut up mom." Cris said vary angerly and she looked pissed. So Cris left her mom to wait and she walked to the counter, "Yo short Midget." Cris got his attention.
He loooked up, stoking his long white bear. "Might I help you?"
"Yes, I need my money." Cris told him, "HOLY SHIT!" The goblin screamed.
"Waht?" Cris asked looking cunfuzzled. He pointed at herm, and at the scar on her shoulder "You're scar! You're Cristancia Winifred Kisama!"
"Oh my scar? I got that cause Lord Voldy visted me and tried to kill me, but then I got this scar from him and then he gave a scar to some other kid." Cris mumbled.
"Aye, that be Harry Potter." The goblin said and Handed me all my money, which was a lot cause Cris is rich. "kk, I'm going bye!" She said and left the wigger midgets.
"Okay, where to now mom?" She asked looking at her money and starting some charities on the sideline. Mom took some of Cris's money and bought all her books. We got my robes and hats, and cauldrons and all that type of stuff. I went to the pet store and bought an owl. I showed mom that birds were cool and not scary.
Cris then named the bird Nemo. Nemo and Bubo looked happy together. CRis grinned and showed off her sparkly white teeth that were very straight.
Cris bought a firebolt 2010 and went to go buy her wand. The dude was old and wrinkly. He smelled like old cheese and waved his wand around like a farie princess.
"EXCUSE ME I WOULD LIKE MY WAND." Cris said, turned around and gave her a wand.
"Oak, 5 inches, hippogriph feather, good for turning cum to water." He said like a Robot. Cris looked at him like 'wtf man?' But she picked it up, and failed, it exploaded everything... turning it into cum. The olive wand guy then gave Cris a knew wand. It was very pretty and glowed in her arms.
"11 inches, holly, and a pheonix in da core." He reported, "Sweet." Cris whispered.
Then the old man looked bac me, "I've given that's wands brother's out already, now it's sister is out." he mumbled. I nodded and walked away and met my mom outside. She had my stuff, so we could go. And so, we hopped into our flying car and headed for the train station to stay. I didn't notice a pair of beatuful green almond shaped eyes watching me, hidden under glasses.
sorry, the pov got mixed up a lil. I'm keeping it in Cris's POV (ME HEHEH!) I hope you enjoyed ^_________^
My friend told me this wasn't good and it looked like I trolled it, idk what that means, but.... CRIS IS NOT A TROLL! SHE'S BEE-OOTY-FULL!
so next chapter their will be Harry and company (btw this takes place during goblet of gire) n I'm probably putting in other characters too. And my friend made me make her original hair poop brown IDFK Y! She said her name was long too! But it's not! My name isn't Cris or Cristancia, but i Want it to be D: So yeah, thanks alot heather for making those stupid changes! tho it was pretty fun when her moms hair was poop brown, cuz she's a comedy character. But thanks to Heather for spellchecking it and giving me the supply list thingy.