I'm 6"2', I'm blonde, I'm tan, I'm wearing, white pants. So today I decided to build a bookcase, this really, really nice particleboard and plastic grain decal bookcase. She goes "WHADDAYA DOIN'!" I say "It's a bookcase… as in… as in book." I hold up a book. She goes "Where the hell are all my books!" I say "Hon', all you got is those tech manuals and no ones gonna come up and ask and grab an interesting and amusing tech manual." She says "That's cause all your friends are too f***in' stupid to read my books!" And she WHAM! cracks me in the face I said "Ay! Not all my friends are that stupid! That's it I'm movin' outta here!" So I grab my clothes outta the closet she whips 'em outta my hand stomps on them and cracks me again. I whine "I'm calling the cops!" I go dial 911 she reaches over hangs up and cracks me again. I'm like "Uughh!" I dial 911 she reaches over hangs up and cracks me again. I'm like "Uughh!" So I grab the front of her shirt and I hold her at bay (whatever the hell that means). I breath in 4 times. "9… 1… 1. Hello? Hi this is Jace Wayland theres a domestic- you know what just let me talk to Alec." I hang up the phone, let her go, WHAM! And she cracks me again. Now I don't think a man (that's right I am a man) should EVER! Hit a woman, until the 5th time she's cracked him in the face. Because I smacked her, open handed, and I regret it, because it wasn't as hard as I could oh man! She goes "Huuuuh! Huh! Huh. Huh.. huh. (insert horny sound here) You hit me" Till I reach my AAAAAH! point and like a real man lock myself in the bathroom. Now! Cops show up 10 minutes later, I come outta the bathroom she goes "This son of a bitch hit me!" I said "She hit me first!" Which didn't work in third grade not gonna work on the L.A.P.D. (Los Angeles Police Department). So they cuff me she realizes how serious it's getting and goes "Officers! Officers. Officers. Officers. I have a sugar in violence. I was just made it up he didn't really hit me." And the cops go on uncuffing me, I say "Man I her I swear I hit her! I know my rights! I'll wait for you guys in the car." They take me to Prison, I'm 6"2' I'm blonde I'm tan I'm wearing white pants" And I realized (said nervously) That I'm a very pretty man.
This is a Jace and Aline version of Psycho Girlfriend. Plot goes to Chris Titus, but I got the words from
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This will be edited later. BTW, how do you do author notes?