THE KILLING OF STEFFYAN SALVATOREY
"OMG Damon!! Elena is mine!!" Stefan yelleered in a feminnen way. [c'mon u cant tell me Stefan is straight!]
"Oi Elena c'mon lets go find Dick n Vicky n have a double date wit dem" Damon sed, putting his arm around Elena and walking her outa da door.
"K Damon" she sed kissin him on da cheek.
"I cant believe u left me 4 damon like Kathy left me for him" Stefan yelled after dem.
"OMG get over it loser" Elena yelled over her shoulder
"lets go babe" damon sed, turning into a tiger n runnin her to a fancy ITALIAN RESSAISANCE restaurant. Dick n Vicky were alredy dere.
"HEya ppl!!" Elena squealed, hugging vickay. Dey all sat down and ate some ITALIAN food like meatballs and spaggetti and chips no wait dats mexico.
"u know whos gay?" Elena asked Dick
"Tyler" he sed.
"noooooo well yeah but who else??"
"OOH!!! I know [and im alittle druuunkkkk] steffffffyan"
"Yeah Stefan and damon is soo much hotter even though everyone says hes evil n stuff!"
"I am" damon sed nodding n showing off his awesomely styled hair [btw hes not gay]
"Man ur awesome when ur drunk Dick even dough u scratchin me like a cat like yall did in da last book" Vickkkkkki sed laughing
"yeh i am" Dick sed opening another bottle of wine
"OMG MY BRUDA IS HAVIN DINNER WIT MA GF N MA ENEMYS!!!' Stefan sed runnin in
"YEAH I AM DO YALL HAVE A PROBELM WITH DAT??" damon sed den they had a huge vampirey fight n got kicked out of the restaurant.
"OMG" bonie and merideth sed as they were walkin past the restaurant, following Elena like little puppies cos they have no life of their own.
"OMG i gotta go save ma damon!! Help me cos i cant do anything on my own!!!" Elena cried runnin out to da alley da vampyre boyz were kicked out on to.
"here here damon have sum strenthg!" Elena sed getting her silvvver dagger n cutig her wrist like a TOTAL emo.
'thnx' damon sed, suckin her bblood outa her rist
Den he changed into a leaopard and and fighted steffyan till he collapdes and fainted.
"YAYY! Everyone cheered n Stefan walked into da sunlight once he woz conscious without he silver ring thingy, and turned to dust. He went to vampire hell wit kathi and DEY lived happy ever after, and on earth damon was made king of da world and was da most powerful cos he got to suck a bit of every persons in da worlds blood. Yay!! DA END