A/N: Hello my darlings! This is just a bit of crack that stemmed from a weird ass conversation with my friends. This was partially written and also betaed by the amazing Anna (Obiwana on Wattpad. Go follow her :) ) I open you guys love this! Reviews are crack! Enjoy!
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Dean smiled as he felt Cas weave his fingers through Dean's short hair. He leaned slightly into the touch and took one of the angel's hands in his own. He began to kiss up Cas' arm, happy that the angel was only in an undershirt. He burrowed his face into Cas' neck. Cas pressed a kiss onto Dean's hair. Dean lifted up his head, a malicious glint in his eyes. Cas smiled and pulled Dean's lips to his. Dean kissed back eagerly, his fingers rubbing along the inside of Cas' thigh. He moved his other hand from Cas' and started running it up Cas' chest. Dean stopped when Cas' chest was uncharacteristically squishy. Dean stopped kissing Cas in his confusion and leaned back his eyes almost popping out of his head when he saw boobs. What was Cas doing with boobs? Cas looked down confused as to why Dean stopped and when he saw his chest he just lifted and eyebrow.
"What the hell Cas." Dean said, trying not to freak out.
"I do not know Dean." Cas said while poking his newly formed boob. Dean took a deep breath,
"Cas?" Cas stopped examining his chest and looked at Dean. "Yes?"
"Are you a girl now? Like besides from boobs. Do you have a vagina now?"
"I don't know." Cas squinted at Dean in his usual fashion. "You don't- how do you not know of you have a freaking vagina?"
"I don't know Dean. It's not exactly something I pay attention to. The biological sex of my vessel is of the least concern to me, seeing as i have neither sex nor gender"
"But how did you- never mind. This doesn't bother me. You're still Cas, I'm still Dean and that is fine."
The finality in his voice was enough to convince himself that what he was saying was true. "Do you want to watch a movie? I have the Princess Bride." He stood up to get he DVD before Cas could even answer. After a week or do the two eventually grew used to Cas' unexplained sex change. About two weeks after the change they were laying on the couch again, watching a movie and eating popcorn. Dean was laying back in Cas' lap, head on Cas' chest, when he noticed the mini cushions that were Cas' boobs slowly shrink. He was about to turn around to mention it when there was a flash of rainbow light. A puff of glittery smoke cleared to reveal a sulking Gabriel.
"I swear to dad the two of you are no fun. I thought you would both get either confused or mad that Cas was randomly a girl. Why do I even try anymore." Dean raised his eyebrows at the angel.
"Gabriel. You killed me day after day once for fun. We've now given up on it. This wasn't even a big of a deal so get off of you high horse and go back to Heaven."
Gabriel scowled at his bother and Dean. "Fine. I'll leave. But do me a favour. Give these to Sam." He threw a bag of Skittles at Dean and disappeared, although with much less finesse and extravagance this time.
Dean threw the bag onto the floor and looked at Cas. "And I think your family wins the weirdest family award."