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Bo grabbed the kicking and screaming Lauren around the waist. "What the hell is wrong with you?" She dropped the woman as a kick landed on her stomach. Clutching the hit, she looked up at the doctor as she bent over and tried not the whine. Looking at Lauren, she saw a possibility of the problem, three deep gashes ran over her torn shirt, seeping blood.
Turning her head, Bo looked at Dyson with a mixture of worry, fear and questioning.
"We think she's cursed. Trick's working on it." Turning back, she saw Lauren backed up into a wall and crouched down, glaring at Dyson. With a sigh, Dyson's jaw twitched. "I've been dealing with this for the last hour," he muttered. At the words, Lauren's hands ran over the wall behind her as a low growl came from bared teeth.
"You want to trap me- won't get trapped, nah-uh, not again. Not going back, can't make me."
Bo licked her lips and shook head, "Focus," she whispered before stepping forward. She didn't like how insane Lauren looked, to be honest, the woman was scaring her. Desperately she reached out. "Lauren, please, you trust me don't you?"
"I'm not a child!" She snarled. Bo shook her head.
"No, you're not. You're Lauren, crazy intelligent Lauren who seems to have taken too many bitch flakes in her brekky this morning...or crazy flakes," she muttered the last under breath as she slowly stepped forward. "Come on, I'll take you out of her ok? Come back to mine."
"Yours?" She stood up straighter, eyebrows pinched and her eyes clouding over. For a moment, Bo could see the old Lauren, her Lauren in those beautiful, soulful brown eyes.
"Yes, back to mine. It's sanctuary for you remember." She stretched her hand out and slowly Lauren walked over before running and throwing her arms around Bo. Catching her, Bo gasped before laughing, "there we go," she murmured as she stroked the blonde waves. "We'll go back to mine, detox and Trick will find out what's wrong."
"Bo," she nuzzled Bo's neck, "you smell like fairy-floss...because you're fairy?"
"Probably. Now- ow!" Bo grabbed her neck where Lauren bit, "Why'd you do that?" She asked as she rubbed.
"You don't taste like..." her eyes flick and she looks at Dyson. "Back off Dog!" She growls, bearing her teeth again. Groaning, Bo grabs her around the waist and pulls her back. "If he follows us I'll kill him, I have methods, I know how to kill a wolf with a single syringe!" She snapped at him as she reached into the lap coat.
"Woah, hey there!" Bo grabbed Lauren's wrist. "Come on, he won't follow us," she gave a warning look to Dyson. "Just you and me, ok?" Slowly, Lauren dropped what she was holding, back into the pocket, and shrugged Bo's grip off.
"I'm hungry," she whines.
"We'll get come food on the way," Bo promises as she takes her into her car. Putting her in the seat, she goes to pull the seatbelt only to have Lauren slap her hand furiously away, "Ok, ok I get it, sheesh." Muttering, she walks to the other side and slides into her seat, turning the car on as she pulls her own seatbelt on.
Quickly she began the drive back home only to almost slam on the breaks dangerously as Lauren started removing her clothes.
"What are you doing?" She shouted.
"It's hot in here!" Lauren tugs at the shirt before undoing the seatbelt and climbing over to the backseat. "Hey Bo, how come the back seat has all these books?" She laughed, making a shiver run down Bo's spine, "Oh is that food?" In the rearview mirror, Bo watched a topless Lauren sniff at the package before opening the car door and throwing it out, nearly missing a car with the open door before she pulled it shut.
Shaking her head, Bo grabbed the white singlet off the passenger chair and threw it onto the backseat. "Put it on," she warned.
"Why?" Lauren demanded, sounding like a petulant child as she pouted up at the rearview mirror, crossing her hands under her breasts. Quickly, Bo placed her eyes onto the road and shook her head.
"You're extremely distracting and I don't want to have an accident."
"There are, in the USA, 40000 deaths in car crashes every year suggesting that if you drive the average amount for 50 years, your chances of dying in a car are roughly 1 in 100. Being fae, you'll most likely have around five accidents in your lifetime...if you survive them. Your odds of being killed on a 5-mile bus trip is 500,000,000 to 1." Lauren laughed, "You're more likely to die before me," she sung.
Bo shook her head. "Thank you Doctor scary-fortune."
"Odds of fatally slipping in bath or shower is 2,232 to 1."
"I do not need you to tell me my odds, I need you to be quiet, and relax and let me drive us home."
"I want to go to my house!" Bo ground her teeth and glares at the mirror. "I have a bull in my house." Bo blinked and quickly spun the wheel, narrowly missing the pavement.
"Right, whatever, your house is closer anyway. Will you please be quiet now?"
Flicking her eyes into the rearview mirror, she watched as Lauren found a toy dinosaur (probably picked up by Kenzi) and started playing with it over the seats.
"Inevitable betrayal, nooooo!" Lauren sounded. "Dying, Bo, I'm dying!"
"If you and the dinosaur don't play nice, so help me I'll turn this car around."
"I'm not a child!"
"Then stop acting- look, just be good, or whatever."
Before long, they arrived at the house with Lauren, thankfully, dressed in the singlet as she crawled out the window backwards and skipped up to her apartment. Rubbing her head, Bo quickly called Kenzi and told her where she was and what the situation was as she followed Lauren, who was hovering over a flower bush, and picking up stones and flowers.
"Lauren, lets go-" Lauren thrusted the pebbles in her hand.
"Seven." Bo blinked at the pebbles she had cupped before Lauren came back with leaves and dropped them in, "carbon-dioxide into organic compounds like sugars, using the sun resulting in oxygen."
"Photosynthesis," Bo said, remembering biology. Lauren flicked her forehead, "Ow!"
"No! We can't take photos." She turned around and grabbing the flowers and a handful of soil before dropping them into Bo's hands. "Now we grind them."
"What?"
"Grind." She grabbed Bo's hands and moved them around, rubbing the mixture before shaking her head, "idiot," she muttered shaking her head and dragging Bo to her apartment. Confused, Bo followed as Lauren muttered on about 'reverse Krebs cycle' as she tugged harder on Bo's closed hands.
Reaching into her pocket, she pulled out a key and pushed Bo into the apartment before locking the door behind her.
"I don't..." She shook her blonde hair over her face, squeezing her eyes shut as she pressed the heel of her hands on either side of her head and squeezed. "Think!" She muttered.
Walking around, she grabbed the mortar and pestle and thrust it in Bo's face. Bo stared, confused, before dropping the things in her hand. Lauren nodded and smiled, kissing Bo's lips before pulling away confused. She placed the mortar and pestle down on the table besides the front door and grabbed Bo's face, kissing her again.
Slowly, Bo reached up, grabbed Lauren's head and pulled her away, carefully. "Look, I'm enjoying this...a lot but um..." She trailed off, bitting her lip and Lauren tilted her head and looked at her carefully, before the eyes dropped to her chest. "I don't like the idea of taking advantage of you in this state, I don't. I like you a lot Lauren-"
Leaning forward, Lauren licked Bo's bottom lip, dragging her lips down as she took small licks and bites. Easily, Bo lost her trail of thought. Forgetting, she grabbed Lauren around the waist and pulled her closer, before she shook her head and tore Lauren off her again. Almost instantly regretting as a small whimper came from Lauren.
"Lauren, I can't. This is..." she wanted to say good in so many ways, insane Lauren's tongue was...delicious, "wrong," she ended instead.
Lauren glared, pulling away and shaking her head, a deep growl in her voice. "I give, I give, I give everything! I try, I try hard!" She shouts, anger bursting. Despite what was happening, the anger, especially the snarls and growls, distracted Bo as her own hunger grew. "I just want you to be happy! Happy like..." Her fingers dance in the air as she raises them up.
"Lauren-"
Lauren jumped as Bo reached out. Furiously, she turned around, placing her back to her as she crossed her arms.
"If I were Dyson-"
"Hey, I told you. I'm over Dyson, way over him. It's just that at this moment, you're not acting yourself and, God, as much as I want to..." Bo took in a sharp breath and shook her head, licking her lips.
"I am me!" Lauren shouted before running off. Slowly Bo took a breath and stretched her neck, running her fingers over where Lauren kissed her. The woman was...ineffable. Slowly, she felt a smile tug at her lips. She was, but she was also a danger to herself at the moment. Breathing out a sigh, she followed where Lauren ran off to. In the walls, she could hear the sound of pipes. Perhaps she was taking a shower?
Bo followed the noise and soon found the master bedroom where Lauren's clothes were scattered on the floor. "Nice bed," she murmured, making a note to at one stage, ravage Lauren passionately on it. Or be ravaged, maybe role play where Lauren could be the pirate and-
She was getting ahead of herself again. "Focus," she murmured, biting her tongue as she knocked on the ensuite door. There was no answer. "Lauren?" She called, still no answer, but the shower was definitely on. Pushing the door open again, she called "Lauren?" Once again, still no answer. Taking a breath, she briefly shut her eyes, opened the door and stepped inside the bathroom.
In the large shower, Lauren was huddled naked under the cold water raining down from one of the two shower heads. "Lauren?"
"I can't...I can't think Bo! My head," she presses the heel of her hands to her head and squeezes, "I'm losing it, I can't..." Bo pulled the door open and stepped inside the shower. Quickly, she kneeled down and pulled Lauren into her arms.
"You're freezing, she whispered.
"You're warm." Lauren nuzzled closer. "But you're all wet now. I'm sorry," she closed her eyes and buried herself in Bo's arms. "Not really, I like making you wet."
Bo smiled and lifted an arm up, shutting off the water, before lifting Lauren into her arms and carrying her onto her bed. Lauren shivered as she was placed down, and instead of grabbing a towel, Bo stripped off to her underwear and slid into the bed next to Lauren, pulling her back to her arms.
"He did something to me," Lauren whispered. "Sent me...crazy...and it attacked and I..." Lauren sighed and wrapped an arm around Bo. "I'm scared."
"Lauren," Bo breathed, tilting Lauren's head to look into her eyes. "I will fix this."
"What if you can't?" Lauren replies. "What if...I'm broken, what if..."
"I won't let anyone hurt you Lauren, I won't. I will fix this." Lauren giggled and ran her fingers over Bo's stomach.
"The droplets are like dew, did you go out in the morning and get dew...?" She licked the stomach and laughed, "You don't taste like mountain dew." She licked again, "but you taste nice."
"Stop it!" Bo laughed, struggling as the woman licked her skin again, "Lauren," she sighed, conflicted between hunger and morals. "Lauren, please, can't we just cuddle?" Bo almost laughed, it was very rare for her to ever say something like that, and to Lauren? She moaned as Lauren's tongue ran up before stopping at the bra. Confused, she looked at it before resting head against and sighing.
"I'm horny, aren't you?"
"You have no idea," Bo murmured in reply. "Come on, maybe some sleep will make you feel better. Hey! Don't tug at that."
"They're itchy," Lauren replied before pulling Bo's underwear from her and throwing them out of the bed, finally, she rolled over and grabbed Bo's hand, pulling it around her waist. "I'll sleep only if you do."
"Yes, I will sleep with you...well no, I mean...sleep next to, though I want to..." She closed her eyes and breathed out on Lauren's next. "I will hold you."
"Good."