. Disclaimer: Allie is my character all others belong to NCIS and FullMetal Alchemist
FMA NCIS.
(A.K.A FullMetal Navel Criminal Investigation Service.)
It's not Toni.
Ziva David walked into the quad where Gibbs, Mcgee, Toni, and her desk were located. She saw a familiar black jacket peaking out from under her desk "I'm warning you Dinozzoi get away from my desk." Ziva said without looking up from her case file "Who the hell is Dinozzoi?" Said an irritated voice. Ziva drew her gun out of reflex "Federal agent, get up." She said sternly; the boy got up Ziva still had her gun trained on him; he was strange looking. He couldn't be more than thirteen considering his height, his bangs came to his chin they were angled, his eyes were gold, and his hair was braided. He paled and shouted "Izumi!" Ziva's eyebrows furrowed." What? I'm federal agent Ziva David. Who are you?"
"Edward Elric."
"Ziva! Help!"
A panicked Mcgee yelled.
"With what? I have a peeping Larry here."
"The term is "Peeping Tom." And we have a situation in Autopsy!"
Ziva narrowed her eyes and handcuffed the boy noticing that his right arm was made of metal.
She dragged him down to Autopsy where Ducky was literally talking to a suit of armor.
"So what kind of army is this suit from? I've never seen armor like this before."
"It was my father's. He had it in his study." Said the armor in an echo-like voice. Ziva's jaw dropped the armor turned to them
"Oh Nii-sann! I was wondering where you were!"
"Same here Al! How'd you get here?"
"I just appeared here when we transmuted!"
"Okay then… hey old lady mind letting go of me?" Mcgee's eyes widened. Ziva's lips tightened; she released the hand cuffs but then pinned him down on the table.
"Nii-sann!" The boy in the armor, Al, cried.
"That was for calling me old." Ziva growled. She felt a hand on her shoulder; "Ducky I'm sorry but-"She realized it was the boy in the armor.
"Please don't hurt my brother." He said his tone pleading. Ziva blinked and looked down at the boy "Yes of course." She said quietly moving away from Edward. Mcgee looked puzzled and then made the connection: Ari Haswari. Edward rubbed his wrists;
"So where are we?" Edward asked
"NCIS." Gibbs said walking with a cup of coffee
"And might I ask why the heck you're here in autopsy?"
Edward's eyes narrowed.
"We appeared here."
"Uh Agent Gibbs." Their was a voice over Ducky's camera phone. Gibbs turned to the screen
"What is it Sergeant Bryans."
"There's a girl of about thirteen here telling us her parents have been kidnapped." Edward and Al exchanged a glance.
"I'll be right up." Gibbs said. He walked out taking a drink of coffee.
"Vague. I'm starting to like him already." Edward said smiling mischievously.
"He is a lot like Colonel Mustang."
"He'll thump you into yesterday if you're not careful."
Toni said tiredly as he walked in.
"Well you took you're bitter time getting here!"
Mcgee sighed "Sweet time you mean Ziva." Edward gave Mcgee a questioning look
"I'll explain later."
MEANWHILE
"Tell me what happened." Gibbs said sitting down with girl; her name was Allie Cooley, she told the guards that she was not related to the football player. "I was just finishing my history home work when there was a large crash." She stopped a minute "I grabbed my history book." She looked up at Gibbs "Well I figured that I could use the book as a weapon just in case." Gibbs nodded. Smart girl; hopefully not a smart ass he thought. I ran downstairs I saw at least four men there could've been more outside, my parents were gagged and blind folded and made an effort to escape but as you can see they failed." She finished with a heavy sighed. Gibbs got up "Come with me." He said.
BACK IN AUTOPSY.
"Alchemy the study of decomposing and reconstructing matter." Ducky said. Edward was impressed "Not a lot of people know what alchemy is." Gibbs walked in; Allie behind him "Ducky you wouldn't mind one more guest would you?" He asked. "Of course not Jethro! The more the merrier!" Ducky said. Allie came forward to shake his hand "A pleasure to meet you Doctor Mallard." She said "Please my dear call me Ducky. Uh as you can see we have two more guests; Edward and Alphonse Elric." Edward got up to inspect her and realized something; She was taller then him "How old are you?" He asked. "Thirteen." She answered "Why? Are you taking a survey?" Edward was stock-still. He took a deep breath and screamed "HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE TALLER THAN ME AND YOU'RE ONLY THIRTEEN?!" Alphonse grimaced. Allie blinked "Uh genes I guess. My brother is 6'4 I'm about 5'2." Edward seemed to have calmed down a little and turned to Ducky.
"Ducky you don't mind if Al and I spar do you?"
"Of course not! Let me move these tables though."
"Mind if I take part?"
Alison said.
"Of course you can!" Al said happily before Edward could object.
Edward went up against Alphonse first. Edward tossed his red cape into a nearby chair. She looked over at Ducky she wanted to ask Ducky something "Why was he asking me how old I was?" Ducky grinned " is sixteen." Her eyebrows shot up. She looked over at Ed's fighting style it was more offensive than defensive. "Ah Abbigail! Come to join us?" Ducky asked a Goth looking girl in the door way. She smiled "Yeah! I'd love to!" She took a seat next to Allie.
"Wait you're the Abby Sciuto?"
"Yeah I am! Why?"
"You inspired me to become a forensic scientist!"
Abby looked elated
"I did? So what agency do you want to work for?"
"ERRAGH!!! Edward screamed *CENCORED*
BREAK!
Me: Lovely Ed.
Edward: Well Al nearly broke my leg!
Al: I nearly broke you're leg!?
Spitfire: Hey how'd I get here?
Me: Wrong fanfic Spitfire.
Spitfire: Oh sorry! Carry on.
Ed: Idiot.
Me: Hey be thankful Ziva didn't put a bullet trough you're head.
Al: She seemed so different when I asked her not to hurt Nii-sann…
Me: I'll explain later Al.
Ed: Speaking of which that guy didn't-
Me: MOVING ON.
"Not even a fracture Edward. I'm quite surprised." Ed shrugged. "Al and I do it all the time." Alison got up "Looks like I'm up." She said getting up to face Alphonse.