TF2: Repercussions of Balance
John Stalvern waited. The control point beneath him blinked from blue to red. There were noobs in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was an engineer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the engineers and said to dad "I want to build sentries daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SOLDIERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the main base of the BLU team, he knew there were soldiers. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the noobs"
So John gotted his shotgun and jumped off the battlements. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the noobs "I will shoot at him" said the soldier and he fired the rocket missiles. John shotgunned at him and tried to frag him. But then John was instagibbed by crit rockets and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the noobs" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the noobs"
And then John switched to pyro.