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A/N: so this is something new I'm working on I have lost a lot of my steam on my other story '4 years ago today' I do plan on finishing it when the characters start talking to me again. Sorry to all of those readers!
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Chapter 1: Go the "F" to Sleep
Go the "F" to Sleep by Adam Mansbach
EPOV
"Masen!" silence. That's never a good sign; I tried again "Masen! Where are you?" I got up from the ground; I was kneeling down testing his bath water temperature, to go find him. By the time I reached the bathroom door I heard the heavy running footsteps of my three year old son.
I stopped in front of his bedroom door and found him completely naked and covered in what looked like lotion. His bronze wavy hair was sticking straight up into the air in some places and it was caked in between his toes. I was only gone for about 2 minutes.
Damn he worked fast.
"Where did you get this from?" I groaned and crouched down next to him I could smell my body wash as soon as I walked in the room. He looked down at his feet and the tops of his ears were bright red. "Masen; what is the rule about my bathroom?"
"I can't go in there" he stated in a sad voice.
"What are the rules about any bathroom?
"I can't go in them by myself" he stated as his plump bottom lip started to quiver. I sighed but I had to stand my ground. How else would he learn a lesson?
"Why is that the rule?" I asked gently pulling his face up to mine.
"Cause I can get hurt by the water or I can fall."
"What did I ask you to do before I left the room?"
"To take off my clothes and meet you in the bafroom."
"So why did you go into my bathroom and mess with my stuff?" He just shook his head." Would you like it if I went into your toy chest and messed with your legos?" he shook his head again.
I stood up and we walked to the bathroom." I'm sorry daddy?"
"It's okay Mase you just have to follow the rules; I don't want you to get hurt!" After he was bathed and his hair washed four times we went into his room and he got dressed for bed. After I read a quick story then I kissed him goodnight as I went downstairs.
I just sat down when my phone vibrated in my pocket but I didn't have a chance to look at it before I heard footsteps above my head.
"Daddy?" it starts.
I went over to the bottom of the stairs and gazed up at my son" Yes Mase, why aren't you in bed?"
"I'm thirsty." YEAH RIGHT
"Well its 9:00 at night so you can't have anything to drink. You don't want to pee the bed do you?" he shook his head no. "Right so go back to bed…. Sleep tight."
I turned on the TV as I went back over to the couch and pulled my phone out before I sat down.
-Hey will you be busy around 2:00, I really want to `cum' over?-Tanya
I shook my head at the phone. First because I really wanted to take her up on her offer; you see I am a single father and I really only get to see women on a causal basis which means I do not have any live in , for the lack of a better word… pussy.
"Daddy?" ugh
I didn't even get up "Yea bud? Why aren't you sleep yet it's late?" I yelled up the stairs to where I was sure he was standing.
"I gotta go potty." Sigh
I went up the stairs and turned the light on in the pott… bathroom for him. I waited until he was finished and tucked him back in the bed.
I went back downstairs to my phone and the couch, and looked at the phone. Where was i? Oh yeah….
The second reason I shook my head was because she wrote 'cum' not come that means she was up for a long night that I couldn't quite guarantee. Although I would love to please her perfect body all night long, I have to get up early as it is to make Masen breakfast before daycare.
The third and final reason I shook my head was Masen himself. As you can see he did not like to sleep. We went through this back and forth for hours every night. I would try to start putting him to bed around 8:30 and he would not be sleep until about midnight and by then I am too tired to even reply to the multiple text messages that I start to get around 9:00.
Buzz. I peek at my phone
-Hey I'm on call near your house tonight if you have a minute- Maggie
I sighed heavily thinking of Maggie. I didn't even realize I liked redheads until she came a long. She was physically perfect even more than Tanya, who didn't have a flaw on her. Maggie was a woman with all soft curves and freckles. She was covered in them and when I could, I would play connect the dots with my tongue every chance I got.
"Daddy?"
"Go to Sleep Masen!"
"I gottta tell you somfin"
"What is it?" I yelled still sitting on the couch.
I could hear him talking but it all sounded muffled. So I got up and walked over to the stairs to find him lying upside down with his feet and the wall talking incoherently. "What are you talking about Mase?"
"I was telling you bout my teddy bear dat ganma got me." I was standing over him as he continued to gibber gabber. I picked him up and slung him over my shoulder as he giggled. I laid him down in his bed and tucked him in as he continued his story.
"Masen." I interrupted him" You have to go to sleep now. Don't you want to go play with Aunt Rose tomorrow?" he nodded excitedly." Well, you have to be well rested to do that. I don't want to hear anything else from you tonight okay?"
I went back down stairs to find three new messages. It was almost 11:00 and I was getting sleepy.
-What are we getting into tonight? Lol :)- Senna
-If ur not 2 tired hit me up when your son is asleep- Kebi
The other message was from Tanya and it was a picture message. I openly groaned at the sight. I wondered if my parents would keep Mase over the weekend so I could give myself a couple days of fun.
"Daddy?"
I looked behind me to find my son standing on the edge of the bottom step. Arg!
Now I was fucking frustrated sexually, and, with him. Just go the fuck to sleep man, it's not that hard!
"Why are you still up?"
"My leg hurts"
You're a little lair! "I'm sure if you go to sleep it won't hurt anymore. Remember when I told you that sleep makes ouches feel better and when you went to bed and your neck felt better?"
"But look; when I do this," he kicked his leg out, "it hurts."
Why the fuck are you kicking your leg when you are supposed to sleep. There isn't any kicking in sleeping. I turned my head to him and looked him straight in the eyes. "Go. To. Sleep. Masen. Bye."
With that he hung his head and went back upstairs. I sighed and sent out my ladies a message saying that I would not be needing their company tonight and headed up stairs.
As I passed Masen's room, I saw him jump down into the bed and under the covers. I looked at the floor to find his toys and teddy bears scattered around and chose to pick my battles and went into my room.
After I showered and put on my sleep pants I went back to check on him. He was passed out asleep on the floor with his toys still in his hands. I put him into his bed and went to sleep myself.