Jake wiped glistening sweat from his brow, exhausted from this days hunt. In all honesty though when we say hunt we just mean walking around the jungle or whatever the fuck it is looking at the wildlife; of which resemble/don't resemble the troll lusi. However we aren't aware of that just yet so calm your tits and continue reading.
Sighing heavily Jake raised his head, his beautiful eyes gleaming in the sunlight. Suddenly his gaze caught a majestic beast, flying right to him. Instinctively he grabbed his pistol and lined it with the beasts head, but he stopped; letting the beast fly closer. Jake couldn't help but notice it's sparkling milk teats in the sunset. Captivated by these magnificent teats, Jake inched to the creature, lowering his pistol as he did. Before we go farther I'd like to point out it's not Dirk in case you didn't know. That's another story for another time.
"W-why hello there beast" stuttered Jake. Tinkerbull (which we should all know is the beast now) just stared quizzically at Jake. For Tinkerbull cannot talk it is simply not canon I'm sorry. But he can fly, and squeak...I imagine it whimpers please prepare yourself.
Unable to control himself Jake grabbed onto a luscious milk teat, causing this Tinkerbull to whimper shyly in Jakes tender grasp. Shuddering slightly Jake guided the beast into his arms, shushing it as he does.
Then Jake sucks a milk teat while Tinkerbull whimpers like a newborn kitten. And all that stuff about arousal and penis that drives the fangirls crazy. When they're done Tinkerbull falls asleep in Jakes arms and Jake carried him home. Adorable. The End.