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WOW shake: There's nothing like a family board game after Christmas dinner. There's always that one knowall, though ...
Disclaimer: Do I own them? What do you think?
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"Okay Sam, It's Professor Plum in the Library with the Lead Pipe."
"Dean, why would anyone commit murder with a length of lead piping in a library?"
"What are you talking about, Cas?"
"I am enquiring as to the wisdom of carrying a heavy and impractical length of lead piping, which is hazardous to human health, into a library for the purpose of dispatching someone, when you could easily do so with a well-aimed copy of 'War and Peace' ..."
"Damnit Cas, it's no great shakes; it's only a stupid game."
"… You would think a Professor could work that out for himself."
"Sam, pass the Whisky. NOW."
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