Me: HI
Sakura: Hello
Sasori: . . . . . . .
Sakura: Say hello damnit!!!!
Sasori: No
Me: Please
Sasori: No
Me: If you don't then I will be forced to cut you from the story
Sasori: Hello fools
Sakura: The reviewers aren't fools Sasori-koi
Sasori: Yes they are
Me: No they aren't
Sasori: Yes they are
Me and Sakura: No they aren't
Sasori: Yes
Me and Sakura: No
Sasori: No
Me and Sakura: Yes they are
Sasori: Thank you for agreeing with me
Sakura: Sasori say the disclaimer please
Sasori: What's in it for me?
Sakura////////////////////////////
Me: I'll write a sex scene for you
Sasori: Ok!!! AhhYaoi doesn't own Naruto characters. That includes Shika, Sakura, Itachi, Kisame, Ino, Tenten, Tsunade, Choji, Sasuke, Hinata, Naruto, Kakashi, Iruka, Gaara, and me.
Everyone: Let the fun begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Cinderella with a Naruto Twist
Author: AhhYaoi
Once upon a time there was this young beautiful girl named Sakura. She worked hard to please her bitch of a step mom and her bitchy daughters, Ino and Tenten, who unfortunately lived under the same roof as her. She was always teased by her evil stepsisters and she was getting tired of it.
Every since the day her dad died in a coach accident so to speak. No one really knows what caused the coach accident but she has an idea. Her life was the best life anybody could imagine. Her dad spoiled her, until the day he brought her new mother home. Man what a bitch she was and still is to her. Anyway that day she was suppose to meet her dad in the garden, but he never showed. She waited for him for hours, than her stepmother came around the corner and was crying, but she could see she was faking it. She told her that there was an accident, as a result she broke down and cried.
She knew her life was going to be a living hell and she was right. After her dad died her bitchy stepmother took over and made her a slave in her own home. And as she puts it, "My life really sucks!"
Me: Wow that was short
Sakura: When does Sasori get mentioned?
Me: Later
Sasori: Please review this story; because if you do then she will give you cake!!!!!