Something beyond weird
please note that this is my first fan fic so if you dont like dont reveiw or actually you can put out errors and stuff just not in an insulting way
Me: Generator Rex is epic
Jack: who's generator rex?
Me: 0.o you don't know him wait what the heck aren't you from the sea of trolls the book I'm reading.
Jack: … Maybe or maybe not
Me: stop being dr. maybe, I know you're from 793 ad and are a bard
Jack: 0.o o.0 how do you know that
Me: I'm reading your book duh
Artemis Fowl: obviously I'm not in this
Me: wait Jack now you Artemis arghh great now I have to deal with you from 793 ad and you Artemis criminal mastermind quit recently, savior of the fairies multiple times and Holly Short's boyfriend
Artemis Fowl: o.0 0.o alright I get how you found out the criminal part but the fairies and Holly being my girlfriend part is questionable I kept me and holly's secret for years never told a soul and you, a no brainer found that out in the blink of an eye * holds up gun * I see you as a potential threat
Me: whoa hey 2 things 1: I don't even have a gun or any weapon of any kind so I'm not a potential threat and 2: I didn't even know you knew how to manage a gun
Jack: excuse me but what is a gun?
Me: you wouldn't understand you're only from the 7th century when a stick is considered a weapon
Will: a stick can be pretty good if you make it into a bow
Me: I hate today now everyone is coming out of my favorite books and are a lot more annoying then they seem
Everyone else: HEY
Me: it's true
Everyone: *tries to punch him*
Me: STOP
Everyone else:*freezes* how did you…
Me: it's my skit
Jack: no fair
Holly: arty?
Artemis Fowl: Holly? Umm this isn't what it looks like
Holly: I know *kisses*
Me: ewww guys 10 year old here stop please now. NOOOO don't put you're kissy faces on my bed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Holly: never muhahahaha
Me: T_T I hate you both
Will: what, don't you read about me and alyss we kiss all the time?
Me: alyss is not a fairy
Will: …
Me: exactly
Jack: are they eating each other
Me: no
Alyss: Willy?
Will: I said don't call me that
Alyss: you're so cute when you're angry
Will: I- wait really
Alyss: of course *kisses*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN GET A ROOM crap you
Holly: you speak gnomish
Me: yes, yes I do
Me: NO WILL WHY DON'T YOU ALYSS ARTEMIS AND HOLLY GET A ROOM GOSH IS IT SO HARD TO DO THAT.
Foaly: umm am I interrupting something Artemis and Holly
Artemis and Holly: uhh this isn't what it looks like
Foaly: *devilish smile* oh I know exactly what it looks like
Me: *hits Foaly in the head with a pan* even though you guys kissing is gross he is really annoying sometimes wait no not- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO T_T I hate you… again
Artemis Fowl: muhahahahahahahaha
Me: I will tell every fairy and human who knows fairies exist this if you don't stop *holds up camera*
Artemis Fowl: I knew you were a potential threat
Me: at least now I am *takes picture*
Artemis and Holly: NOOOOOOOO *Holly puts up neutrino 5000*
Me: *laughs* relax guys it's a toy I thought Artemis would notice that
Artemis Fowl: I-I knew that *is lying*
Me: *laughs again*
Generator rex: what's that about me being epic?
Me: o.0 awesome
Alyss, will, Artemis and Holly: quick he's distracted
Me and rex: we heard that
Everyone else: o.0 0.o uhh-
Me: STOP USING THAT FACE I HAVE SEEN IT LIKE 20 TIMES ALREADY- ooooh generator rex is on
Generator rex: hey wait up I want to see my theme song
Artemis Fowl: oh no, Butler
Butler: *devilish smile* oh am I here without permission *bursts out in laughter*
Generator rex: I didn't know van kleiss was so good at fighting *shouting*
Jack: who is Van Kleiss?
Artemis Fowl: you wouldn't understand but to cut it to the point he is only a bit less powerful than "Frey" as you call him and use to be a bad guy but now he's good, but Rex is even more powerful
Jack: oh
Me: okay episode is over, oh butler is here cool I was wondering how a 7 foot tall man would look like
Butler: hello little boy
Me: I'M NOT A LITTLE BOY, GOSH
Butler: 0.0, wow I thought you would like being called a kid
Artemis Fowl: *whispers* here give him this he will love it
Butler: *whispers* a membership card for an online game called Runescape?
Artemis Fowl: yes he'll be all over it
Butler: alright here have these membership cards *holds hand out*
Me: o.0 YAY THANKYOU SO MUCH
Artemis and Butler: smirks
Generator Rex: *makes a hover board*
Me: wait not in here you could break something
Generator Rex: oh yeah sorry
Butler and Artemis: you did that so our plan of getting rid of him for a while didn't work didn't you
Generator Rex: maybe
Will: hey give me a chance to talk
Me: *devilish smile* never, STOP TALKING. I love getting to control things only because it's my skit
Alyss: hey what a-
Me: YOU TOO
Will and Alyss: *Starts smiling devilishly* *kissing*
Me: NOOOOOOO OK FINE I'LL LET YOU TALK EWWW
Will and Alyss: muhahahaha
Me: you guys are despicable
Everyone else: we know
Butler and Artemis: this is not over Rex
Generator Rex: muhahahahaha
Me: why is everyone saying muhahahahah?
Everyone else: we don't know
Me: OH I almost forgot the Runescape membership cards *gets on computer*
Butler and Artemis: *whispering* yes
Me: HEARD THAT
Artemis Fowl: how does he do that?
Me: I thought you had an I.Q. of 200 why don't you tell me
Artemis Fowl: T_T I hate you
Me: Revenge
Will and Alyss: *laughs*
Foaly: *wakes up* It's about to get a lot worse *puts up real camera*
Me: *slow motion* NOOOOOOO *runs toward Foaly*
Foaly: *gets neutrino 5000, sets to stun, shoots* *takes picture*
Me: *still slow motion* Arghhhh *Falls down with a groan*
*imaginary stick figure with powers from my mind destroys camera and all his other cameras with lightning and wakes me up*
Foaly: WHAT NOOOOOOO
Me: I told you it's my skit, hey you angel boy over here, thanks dude
Stick figure "angel boy": no problem *fly's away*
Everyone else: ANGEL BOY
Me: yep that's right he's an angel that shone through the darkness of the devil
Everyone else: o_o wow I want one no I do
Me: EVERYONE SHUT UP
Butler: he might be more effective than I would ever be
Generator Rex: I and you combined
Will: umm all I have to say is WOW
Artemis Fowl: I hate my life
me: muhahahaha i used my author powers to make Artemis's dinner turn into lollipops in his mouth.
Artemis Fowl: FINN! BUTLER GET HIM NOW
A/N: yes my name is Finn
me: oh no he is ticked off now. ah crap butlers coming, goodbye domovoi.
Butler: *freezes in place* he knows my name
me: *arrow flies by my head followed by a red beam* oh no Will and Holly are coming *gets stunned by Holly*
Holly: YES! what are we going to do to him?
Artemis Fowl: lets torture him *vampire smile*
Will: with what?
Me: *wakes up* hello i am nico
Artemis Fowl: oh crap we gave him atlantis complex. i would imagine nico as insane scince Finn mostly is peaceful and nice to his freinds and- wait where did he go
Nico: hi guys i got you souvineers all the way from new york because i love you all *puts them in a iron hug*
Butler:turns out you were wrong for the first time Artemis
Me:*bursts out in laughter*
Will:umm, is something wrong, nico?
me: you should have seen the look on your faces oh and yeah im still half parilyzed, oh crap why did i say that
everyone else: *devilishly smiles* *throws in room* this is for being a bad host *tapes to wall*
me: NOOOOO DONT MAKE OUT AGAIN NOOOOO oh yeah author powers STOP wait what STOP, STOP NOW, ARRATEZ
Will: really gallican
me: its the only thing i could think of