This is a breaking news alert. We will now join ABC10 Eyewitness News Anchor, Fox McCloud.

"Good morning. After two days of heavy rain, we're finally back on the air. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused as a result of this recent storm. Yeah of course we got a lot of unread email from our viewers, including a bunch of spam from Luigi's Pizza. But we'll tell you one thing, we can't control the weather. I'm sorry you're gay Yoshi but holding up a sign saying "Gonzales512" (making a reference to profile avatar) just ruined it for me. (Commits suicide)

"Okay…" said Princess Peach. "And now we toss the weather to Princess Daisy."

"Yay! I get to do the weather," cheered Daisy. "Today's weather will be sunny. We will be at a high of 1509.2154 and a low of –254565.99997 so it's gonna be hot today and freezing tonight. It will be sunny with a 99.9997 percent chance that Mario is ordering a Triple Whopper right now from Burger King."

"Thank you. In other news, Luigi's Pizza just opened up and is attracting attention, even more than Sonic's restaurant in some other fic. We'll give you the full report at ll:00. Now, back to our usual programming."

The ending news theme plays and (insert lame show) comes back on.

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Yoshi: Arrgh, I hate this show. (Throws remote at TV, breaking it.)

Yoshi's Quest for Business

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It was another peaceful day in the bustling city of Smash City. Birds were flying, cars were driving, and people were doing their usual things. But it was not so peaceful in the Super Smash Bros. Mansion, in the centre of the humongous city. This is the place where all the Smashers lived.

"AHHHHHHH! A SPIDER," Kirby yelled as he ran away from Ness who was chasing him.

"That pink puffball stole my hat," Ness yelled as he ran across the living room, with Mario, Link, Pikachu, and Yoshi, who was wearing a cast. Then as Kirby ran upstairs, and eating stuff that was in it's way, Kirby got to the second floor of the mansion and was continued to be chased. But then Kirby tripped over an ant, falling down a flight of stairs, and Ness's hat flew off. Ness reclaimed his hat as a rock fell and landed on Kirby.

"Oww," Kirby groaned. He stood up and walked back to the living room. The Smashers were still there, watching TV when a commercial came on.

"Would you like real Italian taste without that Italian price? Now you can, at Luigi's Pizza. We serve the finest pizza, pasta, and other Italian food, without the high prices. Don't you deserve better than cheap fast food that probably doesn't taste good anyways? Come to Luigi's Pizza. Call 209-555-1651 to order. Luigi's Pizza, where no one leaves hungry."

"Wow," Mario said as he had been hypnotized by a commercial. "I need to go there."

"But you just ate," said Link. "A Triple Whopper from Burger King."

"Yeah, but I'm still hungry. HUNGRY! I will explode if I'm hungry."

So Mario, Link, and Yoshi drove to Luigi's Pizza where Mario ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza with every topping you could think of, including pepperoni. 20 long minutes later, the pizza was finally ready and served sizziling hot. Mario takes a huge bite.

"Am I dead yet?" asked Mario. "Because I think I'm in heaven."

"You would, if Kirby wasn't here to ruin all the fun," said Yoshi.

But surprisingly, Kirby did appear out of nowhere. He swallowed the entire pizza.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Mario screamed as his face turned extremely red and steam coming out of his ears. "MY PIZZA! IT WAS MINE!"

"It was delicious," said Kirby.

"I didn't even get a chance to take a bite," cried Yoshi. "You SUCK!" Yoshi yelled as he ate Kirby. Then Yoshi laid two eggs. One of them hatched and turned out to be Kirby. The other egg soon hatched and then Mario was all over it.

"My pizza. You're safe," sighed Mario happily. But three minutes later, the pizza was gone.

"I was in heaven for three seconds until Yoshi ate me," Kirby sighed.

"And I didn't get a chance to even taste it," Yoshi groaned.

Later, back at the Super Smash Bros. Mansion, Mario was dreaming about pizzas, Yoshi was on his Dell laptop, and Ness was screaming for better security since his hat got stolen again, Link's sword got stolen, and Pikachu crashed into a train.

"Why ME!" Pikachu cried as he crashed into a train, causing it to blow up and a 2-hour traffic backup on I street and Interstate 80.

Yoshi was watching TV as he found something strange in the carpet.

"Hey guys," said Yoshi. "I found something."

"Whoa, what did you find?" Falco said.

"A trapdoor," Yoshi announced as he pulled open the trapdoor on the floor. Yoshi went in.

Inside was a cave. There was nothing but spider webs, a coal mine, and a McDonald's in the cave.

"Finally," said Mario. "Something to eat," the plumber said as he ran to McDonald's.

"Hey," Yoshi yelled. "I found something."

"Hey, a treasure chest," said Mario, already eating his Big Mac.

Yoshi opened it up, and a glow shined in his face.

A/N: Hope you like it so far. The Grand Finale coming soon!