Hey ya'll! This is yet another silly little crack fic starring my character Selene. I always had the intention of posting up but never able to.

Don't worry! I'll be able to get more of the stories up!

Enjoy. Oh and I don't own anything except Selene.

Sitting at the table, messing around with her new smart phone. Selene kept getting irritated at it. Damien came over seeing her getting frustrated with the device. Sitting down across from her with a sigh, he tilted his head watching as she would threaten to lick her phone because it working fast enough

"Selene, what are you doing?" he asked with a raised eyebrow

"YouTube keeps getting stuck on buffering, it's not working. And if I usually threaten to lick it, it usually works." she said as her amber eyes -so inherited from her father- met his gaze.

"Honey, licking it won't exactly work. You may have to reset your phone."

"But I don't want to reset it!" she retorted and turned back to continue licking her phone

"Licking is sure to get you nowhere." he rested his head on the palm of his hand. Selene, as stubborn as trying to get a thirsty horse away from water, tried to ignore the fledgling and got YouTube -with no help from her threatening tongue- to work.

With a grin she hummed along to the song Walking on Air by Kerli. Ignoring the looks from the other students. All of a sudden, YouTube glitched and it went back to buffering. Getting her attitude back, she mercifully started threatening with her tongue with a little whining this time.

Shaking his head, Damien held out his hand for the phone "Selene, it's not going to work. Let me see it, please." he said getting skewered with an icy amber stare making him shiver. Retreating his hand back, he sighed "Ok, I guess not."

Relentlessly, Selene kept threatening until it started playing again. After about 20 whole seconds it stopped suddenly making the young immortal-fledgling run on off key. Completely embarrassed, she started to curse the device,

"You stupid piece of SHIT!" she hissed

"Selene," Damien started

"Shit!" Selene kept going

"Selene." he tried to get her attention by waving his hand in front of her

"Stupid." she growled

"Damn it Selene! Don't make me flick your nose!" that got to her. She snapped her gaze up at him with sudden wide eyes like a deer caught in headlights

"Wh-what?" she squealed

"I said, don't make me flick your nose." he repeated leaning back in his chair. Her hand flew up to her face to cover her nose.

"Noo!" she whined "MY nose."

"Then give it here," he held out his hand. She quickly tossed it to him and went back to covering her nose making little whimpering sounds.

Damien restored the phone and gave it back to her.

"Ok, it'll work now." he said and watched as she watched him

"My nose..." she claimed and kept her hand over her facial feature

"Yes, it's your nose. I have no use for it." he said and waved a hand in front of his face. She took the phone and unlocked it, proceeding to play on YouTube. Earning an exasperated sigh from Damien.

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