A/N: I own nothing but I love this musical so much that I had to do this I hope everyone will enjoy!

What The Hell is This?

The Golden Trio were just sitting around at Hermione's House watching muggle TV when Hermione looked on youtube and freaked. "AHHHHH WHAT THE HELL?"

"Hermione what's wrong" Ron and Harry asked together. Hermione just jumped up and started to write a letter to Dumbledore. When about 30 minutes later he, Snape, Malfoy, the twins, Sirius, Ginny, and Remus stepped out of the fireplace.

"Ms. Granger I suppose you have a good reason for calling us here," Snape questioned

"Yes sir, it seems that I found this on youtube and though you all would like to know about this. It's better if I just show you." she clicked play

A Very Potter Musical

"What the hell!"

('harry' was sitting on a trunk)

'Harry': Underneath these stairs

I hear the sneers and feel the glares of

my cousin, my uncle, and my aunt

everyone turned to harry "What"

Can't believe how cruel they are

and it stings my lightning scar

to know they'll never give me what I want

Snape was thinking cocky brat

I know I don't deserve these
stupid rules made by the Dursleys
here on Privet drive.
Can't take all of these muggles,
but despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.

I'm sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, its September, and I'm skipping this town
Hey It's no mystery, threes nothing here for me now
(He stands up.)
I gotta get back to Hogwarts;

"Harry I had know idea you felt like that" Ron said while Sirius and Hermione agreed

I gotta get back to school.
Gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
where everybody knows I'm cool
Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need.
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back
I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome
I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
And do it all with my best friend Ron, 'cause together we're totally awesome
Ron Weasley:Yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome! Did somebody say Ron Weasley?
They hug and ad lib greeting (i.e. hey man, what's up? How ya doing'?)
Ron:Hey, sorry it took me so long to get here. I had to go get some Floo Powder, but, uh, we gotta get going. Get your trunk and let's go!
Harry: Where're we going?
Ron: To Diagon Alley, of course!
Harry: Cool!
Ron: C'mon!

"you two are ridiculous"

"FOOD!" Ron and Sirius moaned together Remus and Hermione handed them something to eat. Snape was being a sour puss about the entire thing and Harry was just rolling his eyes.

Harry & Ron: (while flapping arms) Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power!
Ron:It's been so long, but we're going back
don't go for work, don't go there for class
Harry:As long as were together—
Ron:- gonna kick some grass
Harry & Ron:and it's gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm,
stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm
Hermione pops up behind them.
Hermione Granger:but let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
if we want to pass our OWLS!

(They arrive in Diagon Alley, where people rush back and forth upstage.)
Ron: Aw, Hermione, why do you have to be such a buzz kill?
Hermione: Because, guys, school's not all about having fun. We need to study hard if we're gonna be good witches and wizards! Ugh!

"I do not look like that"

I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start
what I lack in looks well I make up in heart,
and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome

this year I plan to study a lot...

" I'm not frumpy"

Ron:That would be cool if you were actually hot!
Harry:Hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!

Hermione glared at Harry and Ron

Ron:and that's cool...
Hermione:and that's totally awesome!
Harry, Ron & Hermione:Yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!
We're sick of summer and this waiting around!
It's like we're sitting in the lost and found!
Don't take no sorcery
for anyone to see how...
We gotta get back to Hogwarts.
We gotta get back to school.
We gotta get back to Hogwarts,
where everything is magic-cooooool!
Ensemble:Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS
Harry, Ron & Hermione:- I think we're going back...

"Next Scene!" the twins and Sirius commanded.