Disclaimer: The usual applies.

This song is what I was thinking when I left school. Don't care if anyone likes it because I do.

To the tune of "Hopelessly Devoted To You".

Guess mine is not the first,

Heart eaten,

My eyes are not the first,

Gouged out,

I'm not the first to know,

That there's just no way,

Of crossing you.

I know I'm going to die,

I'm begging,

To be put out of,

My misery.

But you want this,

To last,

It can't go fast enough for me

I know you're going to hang me

From a tree.

But now,

I'm being disembowelled.

I just can't stop,

Howling 'cause it hurts

I've fallen in the dirt,

And now my head has gone,

It's going to roll into the pond.