Note : Just so you know it's just a comic crossover so Sit back, Eat popcorn and Drink your drink, Take off your shoes or whatever, and Enjoy the crossover of Madagascar In BioShock Also It has Mild Language, Mild Blood, & Suggestive Themes so bye.
Introduction
Alex : Hello Kids Welcome To Madagascar In BioShock I'm Alex The Lion
Jack : And I'm Late For The Gameplay Club
Alex : Uhh Gameplay Club
Jack : Hi Everyone Sorry About That
Melman : It's Okay We Started Without You
Jack : Discussing The Game Bioshock
Stefano : Yep I Did
Gloria : And It Was Scary
Vitaly : Hey I Was Playing That Game For Like Two Months Ago But The Tale Just Got Wetter Than Last Year
Alex : What Are You Guys Playing
Stefano : It's BioShock The First One
Alex : Wow That's A Classic What Do You Guys Think
Marty : Hey Guys I Found Something
Alex : Let Me See Oh "alex slaps his face" It's From Brandon It's Been A While
Gia : Let's Read it
Alex : Okay Hey It's A Tape Recorder Let's Play It
Brandon : Dear Alex Hey Guys It's Brandon It's Tme To Get Back To Work We Got Big Plans To Go Through This Is The Project I've Been Waiting In My Whole Life To Make So Your Co-Stars Are Cameron, Nigel, & Caroline They're Ready To Go So Yeah Take Care, Sincerally Yours Brandon.
Mort : There's A Girl Okay Let's See Hmm I Don't See Anyone
"Big Daddies drills ready, Mort screams, Mort runs to Gia, & Gia holds him
Gia : Mort What's Wrong
Mort : I Saw Them
Gia : Don't Worry Little Guy I Got This
Big Daddy Nigel : Well Well Well Little Lady
Gia : Big Daddy
Big Daddy Cameron : Caroline Talk To That Jaguar Over There
Little Sister Caroline : Okay
Gia : Who Are You
Little Sister Caroline : I'm Caroline I'm With Cameron And Nigel
Gia : Really
Caroline : Really
"title pops out Madagascar In BioShock"
Chapter 1 : Crash Landing To Rapture
Alex : Okay We're Going On The Cruise Is Everybody Ready
All : Yeah
Melman : Let's Do This Thing
"everybody ran inside the ship & the ship sails away"
Private : Skipper Do You Think That Crazy Woman DuBois Is Gonna Get Us
Skipper : Private She'll Never Do Cause She Always Loses Kowalski Intel
Kowalski : According To The Schematics We're Going To Mexico To Do Our Last Performance
Skipper : Good Because I Don't Think The Ship Is Gonna Crash Because We're Going There And No One Will Stop Us
"binoculars circles going back and forth"
DuBois : I Knew They're Going To Mexico Fontaine
Fontaine : And They Didn't Invite Us Because We Don't Have Tickets To The Ship I Know I Have An Idea I'll Sink The Ship While You Stop The Plane From Landing To Great Britain
DuBois : Yeah We'll Show Them We'll Be The Tour Crashers Who Stole Mexico
Fontaine : Ahem
DuBois : Oh And Great Britain
Fontaine : I Wonder How Jack Is Doing Now
"meanwhile in the plane to Great Britain"
Jack : Oh Man Why Am I Unlucky I Wonder If I Have One Last Chance To Be Lucky
Stewardess : Excuse Me Sir Why Are You Talking To Yourself
Jack : Oh Sorry I Was Just Wondering Why Am I Unlucky
Stewardess : Never Mind That Just Enjoy Your Food
Jack : Okay Carry On "sighs" Will I Be Unlucky Again
"meanwhile at the cruise ship"
Gloria : This Is Romantic Melman
Melman : Yes Yes It Is
Intercom : Can I Have Your Attention Please We're Going To Arrive In Mexico In 3 Days Before Thanksgiving So Have A Good Night Just Kidding It's 7 Days Till Thanksgiving
Alex : Okay Guys Time To Hit The Sack
Vitaly : Actually I Just Want Gia To Think Your Nuts Mort
Mort : Oh Shut Up Hey Come Back Here With My Blanket You
Gia : Mort What Are You Doing It's Time To Go To Bed
Mort : All Right I'm Coming I'm Coming
"next day later 6:00AM"
All : "sleeping"
"Alex turns the lights on"
Alex : Guys I Won I Won I Won I Woooon
Marty : Ugh Alex It's Six In The Morning
Gia : Alex What Did You Win
Alex : I Won A Game Called BioShock
Mort : Never Heard Of It
Alex : Well Look Mort
Mort : Woah
? : Ohh So You All Have Arrived Ohh How Excellent Those Nice Knights Knew This Day Would Come Hmmm And Careful Sonny
Alex : Uh You're Telling Us We Came Pretty Close To Go To Mexico, Careful For What Old Bird And What's Your Name By The Way I'm Alex And These Are My Friends Marty, Gloria & Melman, The Penguins Skipper, Private, Rico, & Kowalski, The Lemurs Julien, Maurice, & Mort, Now These Are My Circus Friends Vitaly, Gia & Stefano
Slaylord Steambath : BioShock Has Big Daddies In There And My Name Is Well They Call Me Slaylord Steambath I'm The Operator Of This Room But You May Refer To Me As God
Alex : Well Mr. Steambath I Mean God Where Is Everyone
Slaylord Steambath : Um Quite Glad You Asked They All Went To The Dining Room For Breakfest Which I May Not Speak Of It But Yes I Do Hope I Don't Have Any Problems With You Ladies And Gentlemen
Marty : Nope Since Alex Wakes Us All Up We Need Breakfest
Alex : Well I'm Here To Relax Man I'm Tired From Getting The Grand Prize From The Midnight Carnival Room And Eat I'm Pretty Hungry
Slaylord Steambath : Well I Should Get Your Appetites From My Basket
"Slaylord summons bacon & eggs saying abracadabra alakazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam & bacon & eggs are on their beds
Vitaly : Holy Dirt Diamonds Thanks
Slaylord Steambath : See Guys I Was A Miracle Once Back At The Big War But Hey Guys Listen I Will Be Around Ladies And Gentlemen Carry On Also Watching Ehhhh
Alex : What A Whack-Jaw
Marty : You're Telling Me You Think We Can Trust Him
Alex : Uh
Vitaly : "stuffs his mouth with eggs" Hell Yeah
"meanwhile at the project room in the cruise ship 7:00 AM"
Vitaly : Here We Go Oh Man This Is Gonna Be So Epic When My Rollercoaster's Done Ah Oh Hey There God You Startled Me Bro What's Shaken Kevin Bacon
Slaylord Steambath : Just Checking In To See Your Work Mr. Vitalyyyyyy It Looks Quite Well It Does Look Well Yes Mmmmm
Vitaly : Thanks Bro You're Pulling All Liner
Slaylord Steambath : It Would Be A Awesome Success When Something Doesn't Happen To It
Vitaly : Wait What Are Those In Your Hands
Slaylord Steambath : Oh These Tracks Let Me Show You
Vitaly : What The Hey Thanks Huh Hey Where'd He Go Oh There He Is With Melman
Melman : Hmm What The Ah Woah
Slaylord Steambath : This Is Delicious Quite A Display You And My "laughs"
Melman : How Do You Do That
Slaylord Steambath : Endertainment From Minecraft My Dear Sir Endertainment The Show Must Go On Ohh "sings" Pickseeleotta Hoppacheea Pickseelotta Hoppacheea
"meanwhile in the room 12:00PM"
Alex : 'snoring" I Don't Have A Door Stab "snoring" I Said I Don't Have A Door Stab
"Gia knocks on the glass"
Alex : Huh What
Gia : Hey There Sleepyhead Are You Ready To Play BioShock
Alex : Oh Oh Okay Let's Do It
"meanwhile two days later 5:00PM"
Alex : C'mon Jack C'mon Oh Oh Oh Yes I Beat Frank Fontaine I Win At Last Sweet Victory Is Mine
Fontaine : What Hmm If They Want To Beat Me I Will Beat Them Until Then Vengeance Is Mine Nyahaa!
Gia : Did You Hear Something
Alex : Probably My Adoring Fans So I'm The Hero Of Rapture Now
Gia : You're Everybody Now
Alex : You're Right I Am A One Lion Gamer With Me And Jack Ryan As The Stars Of The Game "sighs" I Gotta Go Throw Up And Run My Lines In BioShock
Fontaine : They're Adventure's Are Still Here With Alex The Lion, Man These Guys Are Unstoppable I Guess There's Only One Thing Left To Do "Sink The Ship, Sink Or Swim" If I Want To Stay Alive I Gotta Let The Heroes Drown Mwahaha
"meanwhile at the room 6:00PM"
Alex : Three Cheers For Me
Intercom : Dinner Time People Animals Come And Get Your Dinner
Alex : Okay Guys Time For Dinner
Mort : Let"s Go Everyone
"meanwhile at the dining room"
Alex : Okay Guys This Is The Big Show Called Jokes With John MaChansan
Gia : Here He Comes Now
John : Hello People It's Tuesday I'm Your Host John MaChansan As Usual Today We're Going To Talk About Leprechauns But First Let's Talk About Me You All Know Me From My First Job From Like Five Years Ago Let's See The Day Outside It's Dusk So Other News Leprechauns Do They Exist Intel And Science Has Proven That Maybe They Might Be I Know I Seen Them They're In The St. Patricks Day Carnival They're Everywhere And
Slaylord Steambath : Those Are Just Midgets John And For The Last Time I'm Not A Pidgeon I'm A Pelican
John : Wha Well Anyway If You See A Real Leprechaun You Gotta Catch It Cause If You Do You Get Rich, You Get The Pot Of Gold, And You'll Be Set For Life But This Is John MaChansan As Usual Signing Off And Animals Come Talk To Me At The Captain's Deck
"meanwhile at the captain's deck"
John : So I Know You Guys Uh Alex, Marty, Gloria, Melman, Skipper, Private, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, Maurice, Mort, Vitaly, Gia, And Stefano Hmm
Alex : Yep So You Must Be John, John MaChansan
John : Yeah I've Been In This Ship For Like Well For A While Now
Stefano : Okay John Tell Us About Slaylord
John : Well Stefano Since The Day I Was Born I Had A Pelican...
"under the ship"
Fontaine : Yes Finally The Engines Time To Shut Them Down DuBois Stop That Plane With Your Dart Gun
DuBois : Okay Fontaine
"DuBois shoots her gun at the left roder & it stopped then crash to the ship"
John : And That's How My Pelican Was Named Slaylord Steambath
Alex : Good Lord Thank You
Mort : Uh Guys
Gloria : Not Know Mort How About
Mort : Guys
Gloria : The Old Gray Mare
John : My Favorite Song
Mort : GUYS SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME Thank You
Alex : Mort What Is It You Want To Tell Us
Mort : Uhh Oh Yeah I SAW A PLANE COME CRASHING TO OUR SHIP
All : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"the ship started to sink & DuBois And Fontaine jumped off the ship then the water gurgles up"
(A Reference To Monster House When The Water Starts Up)
Stefano : Gia
Gia : Vitaly
Vitaly : Mort
Mort : Maurice
Maurice : Julien
Julien : Rico
Rico : (Kowalski)
Kowalski : Private
Private : Skipper
Skipper : John
John : Slaylord
Slaylord Steambath : You Guys Still There, Melman
Melman : Slaylord No, Gloria
Gloria : Marty
Marty : Alex
Alex : Mommy
All : What
Alex : Sorry, Guys No
John : Why Me Wauuuuugh
Alex : John
"engine bonked Alex in the knee"
Alex : Ow
"the water started to shake & blasts everyone in the water"
All : Woaaaaaaaaaaah
"slow motion"
All : Ahhhhhhhhh
Alex : BiiooShooockk
"normal speed & Alex bonks his head on the plane's front"
Alex : Ow Okay Enough With That Hitting Me With Things Thing
"everyone takes a dive up the water"
Jack : "breathes" Huh Hey Who Are You Guys
Gloria : Oh I'm Gloria And These Are My Friends Alex, Marty, Melman, Skipper, Private, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, Maurice, Mort, Vitaly, Gia, And This Is Stefano
Stefano : I'm A Sea Lion
Jack : Good My Name's Jack, Jack Ryan Now Come On We Have To Get To That Tower
Vitaly : Okay
Private : I Got A Bad Feeling About This
Gia : Just Hold Your Breath Private In The Water "breathes"
Private : THAT"S NOT HELPING
"after 9.5 seconds later"
Jack : Okay Guys Let's Go This Way
Vitaly : What The
Gloria : This Is No Vacation Spot
Alex : It's The Entrance To The Bathysphere
Stefano : Okay Who Goes First I Bet Mort Will Go First Because He's Little
"everyone got inside the bathysphere"
Marty : Fire At Your Fingertips Wow That's Strange
Alex : Shh Quiet Guys Andrew Ryan Is Here
Andrew Ryan : I Am Andrew Ryan And I'm Here To Ask You A Question? Is A Man Not Entitled To The Sweat Of His Brow? No Says The Man In Washington It Belongs To The Poor, No Says The Man In The Vatican It Belongs To God, No Says The Man In Moscow It Belongs To Everyone. I Rejected Those Answers Instead I Chose Something Different, I Chose The Impossible, I Chose Rapture A City Where The Artist Would Not Fear The Censor, Where The Scientist Would Not Be Bound By Petty Morality, Where The Great Would Not Be Constrained By The Small, And With The Sweat Of Your Brow Rapture Can Become Your City As Well
Alex : Wow No Kidding
Gloria : Well Look Who's Being Under The Water
Marty : Finally Just Point Me Where The Changing Room Is I Found Some Swimshorts What The
"whale swims by the bathysphere"
Alex : That Was Weird A Giant Whale
Atlas : ... But The Lighthouse Is All Lit Up Like Hellfire... Looks Like Some Kind Of Plane And Cruise Ship Crash
Johnny : We're In The Middle Of The Atlantic Ocean... How Could It-
Atlas : ... Dunno You Best Get Over There And Be Quick About It... The Splicers Are Coming...
Johnny : You've Gotta Be Kidding How Do You Know Someone's Even Coming?
Atlas : ' Cause We Got A Bathysphere On It's Way Down... That Means We've Got Company
Gia : Are You Ready Mort For Some Exploring
Mort : Oh No I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick
To be continued
Chapter 2 : Troubles With Big Daddies & Enter Frank Fontaine
Johnny : O-okay, Just One More Minute... The 'Sphere- The 'Sphere Is Coming Up Now...
Atlas : Johnny, Security's Banging Off All Over... Get A Move On
Johnny : Please, Lady... I Didn't Mean No Trespass. Just Don't Hurt Me... Just Let Me Go... You Can Keep My Gun. You Can-
All : Oh
Alex : Ugh God
Marty : Disgusting
Maurice : You Gotta Be Kidding Me She Killed That Guy
Vitaly : Oh No
Skipper : Oh Shit
"Gia holds Mort"
Splicer (female) : Is There Someone New
Skipper : Shit
Alex : This Is Taking Forever For The Door To Open
Atlas : Would You Guys Kindly Pick Up That Shortwave Radio?
Alex : There It Is
"Alex grabs the radio and the door opens"
Atlas : I Don't Know How You Guys Survive That Plane And Ship Crash, But I've Never Been One To Question Providence I'm Atlas, I Know You Animals Back At Circus Zaragoza In London And I Am To Keep You All Aliv. Now Keep Moving On... We're Gonna Have To Get You All To Higher Ground Take A Deep Breath And Step Out Of The Bathysphere I Won't Leave You Guys Twisting In The Wind. We're Gonna Need To Draw Her Out Of Hiding. But You're Gonna Have To Trust Me
Splicer (female) : I'll Wrap You All In A Sheet...
Alex : What Was That
Vitaly : I Think It's Her
Atlas : Just A Bit Further... How Do You Like That Sister?
"a machine appeared from nowhere and tried to kill the female Splicer"
Atlas : Now Would You All Kindly Find A Crowbar Or Something? Bloody Splicers Sealed Johnny In Before They... Goddamn Splicers Grr That's It That's The Last Straw
Alex : You'd Better Get Mad At That Splicer This Mess Is Her Fault
Marty : That's Right The Splicers Aren't Mad At Us They're Mad At You Because Your A Selfish Old Greed Bag
Atlas : I Can't Believe This I'm Gonna Die Out Here Hey Alex
Alex : Hey How'd You Know My Name
Atlas : Never Mind That Just Get Us Outta Here
Alex : I Can't, I Don't Have A Map I Think We're Lost Hey Looks Like Some Kinda Old Wrench And Some Old Paper Ugh They're Stuck
Marty : What Are You Doing Alex
Alex : Just Stand Up Will You
Marty : Sure Thing Buddy Let Me Help You With Those Hmm Looks Like A Wrench And A Map
Atlas : A Map We're Saved Let's See
Marty : Stand Back Atlas I Can't Let You See In The Looking Map
Atlas : Grr Let Me See That Map
Marty : OKAY FINE
Atlas : Finally Lets See What, What Is This, This Map Looks Like It Was Drawn By A Five Year Old It's Worthless
Marty : It's Worth A Dollar
Atlas : Grr That's It I'm Gonna Kill Him
Alex : Marty What's That Light
Atlas : Is It The Splicer's Hearts
Marty : Nope No Splicers Just Plasmids Pretty Neat Huh
Alex : Woah Cool I Wonder What They Do
Vitaly : I"m The One Who Look Forward To The Plasmids If They Go Into Our Body's Let It Be
Melman : Don't Know About You Is Anyone A Little Excited About Battling All The Splicers I'm Looking To Tryout Some New Karate Moves From Chop Chop Master Onion Back At Parappa The Rapper's World Oh Well Let's Get A Move On We Don't Have Any Time To Waste
All : Look Out
"flaming table fall to the stairs"
Vitaly : Woah Too Close Better Be Careful My Little Lemur
Alex : Splicer! LET'S KILL IT
Splicer : Uh Oh
Alex : Take This And That
Splicer : AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Alex : And Stay Down
Vitaly : Ha No Splicer Alive Can Match Our Stuff And You Suck Splicer
Splicer : Oww
Alex : Hey Look There's The Plasmids
Marty : Let's Do This Here Jack
"Jack stabs himself with the plasmid"
Atlas : Steady Now Your Genetic Code Is Being Rewritten- Just Hold On And Everything Will Be Fine
Alex : Jack No
All : JAACK
Jack : Sorry Guys This Has To Work AAAAAHHHH Ow Ugggh
Gia : Jack Uh Oh Someone's Coming
Atlas : Those Splicers Are Ehh Guy The One On The Left And You Guy The One On The Right But They're Dangerous And Strongest Splicers You Ever Seen
You Guy : This Little Fish Looks Like He Just Had His Cherry POPPED... Wonder If He Got Still Got Some ADAM On Him?
Ehh Guy : You Hear That? Let's Bug
You Guy : Weak You're A Weak Chopper
Ehh Guy : This Little Fish Ain't Worth Toeing It With No Big Daddy
You Guy : Yellow Always Have Been You'll Be No Better Off With The Metal Daddy, Little Fish. See You Floating In The Briney...
"Big Daddy ? and Little Sister ? walk by Jack"
Alex : (whispers) What The Hell
Little Sister ? : Look Mr. Bubbles, It's An Angel- I Can See Light Coming From His Belly... Wait A Minute. He's Still Breathing. It's Alright, I Know He'll Be An Angel Soon
Gia : Aww How Cute
Atlas : You Alright Boyo? First Time Plasmids A Real Kick From A Mule But... There's Nothing Like A Fistful Of Lightning, Now, Is There?
Jack : Nope
Gia : Well Good I Wonder Who Are Those Guys
Alex : Try That Plasmid Out Jack
Jack : Okay
"Jack uses his plasmid to open the door"
Alex : Yeah Let's Go Uh Oh That's Your Plane Right
Jack : Yes
All : Woaahh
Alex : Let's Move People We Have No More Time To Waste
Mort : Weee
Alex : Mort
Jack : Just Go Alex
Alex : Oh Crap Not Again
Gia : Let's Go
Stefano : Hey Wait For Me
All : Wooaaaah
Alex : We Made It
Marty : Few I Thought We Didn't Make It
Gloria : Let's Go That Way Okay
All : Okay
Alex : What The
Atlas : Splicer! Give'em The Combo- Zap'em Then Whack'em One-Two Punch Remember, The One-Two Punch Guys When Jack Hits The Splicer You Run
"Jack hits the Splicer"
Atlas : Okay Guys Run
Alex : C'mon Let's Go
Atlas : Don't Worry About Jack He Fought A Splicer Just Like You And Your Friends Alex Now Go Or It's Plasmids For Everyone Go Ha Go Do Your Animal Business
"after ten or eleven seconds later"
Jack : Well That's The End Of That
Alex : How'd You Do
Jack : Pretty Good
Alex : Good That's What I Thought Now Let's Go To That Elevator
Atlas : See A New Elevator Bigger Than Ever Before
Alex : Cool Thanks Atlas
Atlas : Don't Mention But Listen I've Got A Family And I Need To Get Them Out Of Here But The Splicers Have Cut Me Off From Them- If You Can Reach Them In Neptune's Bounty, Then Maybe, Just Maybe I Know You Must Feel Like The Unluckiest Man In The World Right Now And You Guys Haven't Gone To Mexico Yet To Do Your Last Performance Before Thanksgiving But You Guys Are The Only Hope I'll Ever See My Wife And Child Again Go To Neptune's Bounty... Find My Family... Please
Jack : Alright We'll Do It
Splicer (female) : When Your Daddy's In The Ground, Mommy's Gonna Sell You By The Pound, When Your Mommy's Up And Gone, You're Gonna Be The Lonely One, When You Are The Lonely One, No One Will Be There To Sing This Song Hush Now... Mommy's
Alex : TAKE THIS
Jack : Alex No ALEX
Alex : "huffing'
Atlas : Plasmids Changed Everything They Destroyed Our Bodies, Our Minds We Couldn't Handle It Best Friends Butchering One Another, Babies Strangled In Cribs The Whole City Went To Hell
Alex : AAH Splicer Jack Kill It Kill It With Fire
Jack : Okay
"pistol shot the splicer"
Alex : Phew That Was Close Hey There's A Entrance To A Theater Or Something Let's Go
Atlas : Careful Now... Would You All Kindly Lower Those Weapons For a Minute? Thanks You Guys Think That's A Child Down There Don't Be Fooled She's A Little Sister Now Somebody Went And Turned A Sweet Baby Girl To A Monster Whatever You Thought About Right And Wrong On The Surface Well That Don't Count For Much Down In Rapture Those Little Sisters They Carry Adam- The Genetic Material That Keeps The Wheels Of Rapture Turning Everybody Wants It, Everybody Needs It
Splicer : "roar" I Got You Now Sister
Little Sister ? : AAAHHH
"Splicer punches the Little Sister. everybody's surprised and a Big Daddy appears"
Marty : Hey What's That Woah
Alex : Woah What The Oh Oww Ewww Oh Oww Ohhhh
Atlas : That's The Big Daddy, She Gathers Adam, He Keeps Her Safe
Alex : Well Let's Follow It Without Make Any Sudden Move
"alex steps on a chip and the big daddy gets angry"
Alex : It's The Big Daddy Ruunn
Stefano : Wait Over There A Dark Area
Alex : Good Idea Buddy
"everyone ran into the area"
Alex : There's A Door Here
Atlas : That's Right There's A Door It Leads To The Sewer's And There's A Safe House Nearby
Alex : Let's Go
"Alex opens the door & and the Little Sister follows them"
Alex : Phew That Was What The Heck That Little Sister Followed Us What's Your Name
Little Sister Caroline : They Call Me Caroline
Alex : Okay Caroline Let's Get Out Of Here Walking Together
Little Sister Caroline : Okay You Know What My Big Daddy Cameron Does To Me When I'm Lonely
Alex : Hold On Stop Stop Stop Your Big Daddy's Cameron
Little Sister Caroline : Yes A Bouncer Type
Alex : Ah I See Now Carry On Now What
Little Sister Caroline : Well Hold On I Always Call Him Mr. B Which Stands For Bubbles In The Tunnels Of Rapture But When You Use This
Alex : Woah What's That
Little Sister Caroline : It's Called A Mind Controlled Stick 3000 It Controls A Big Daddy And It Say It's Name
Alex : Now Continue What You Say
Little Sister Caroline : He Gives Me A Big Hug And I Sing The Happy Song C'mon Let's Sing All Together
All : "sings" Do You Know The Happy Song, The Happy Song, The Happy Song, Do You Know The Happy Song
"the light turned on and the Big Daddy is spotted"
All : AAAAHHHH
Stefano : Oh My Gosh What Are We Gonna Do We Can't Go In There It'll Kill Us We'll Just Go To That Closet And Lock Us Up
Gia : But There Is No Closet
Stefano : Oh That's It We're Doomed
All : "whimpering" (except alex)
Gia : I'm Too Young To Die
Melman : I Don't Wanna Sacrifice My Life Wait My Baby Cow Who's Gonna Take Care Of My Baby Cow
"back at the alps"
Melman : Poo Poo Damn You Who
Marty : That's It Guys Game Over Man Game Over
All : Alex And Caroline Help Us
Little Sister Caroline : Here Alex
Alex : Caroline
Gloria : Alex
Alex : Don't Worry I'll Mind Control Him
"Alex puts the stick on the Bouncer"
Marty : You Did It Alex He's Mind Controlled Less Than Uh Less Than One Hundred Hours
Alex : What I Don't See That Tag
Marty : Look
Alex : For One Hundred Or Two Hundred Hours (Really Works)
Big Daddy ? : Uggh Oh Hey Guys
Alex : Okay Marty Ask Away
Marty : Okay What's Your Name
Big Daddy Cameron : My Name Is Cameron
Alex : Cameron Okay That's A Good Name Hey Look There's The Safe House
"everyone went inside and the door shuts automatically"
Fontaine : Mwahahahahahahahaha
Mort : AAAAAH
"Alex holds Mort then drops him"
Fontaine : Bingo Jack Mwahahahahaha You're In My City And You Guys Are Intruders
Alex : Uh No No Not Intruders What's Your Name
Fontaine : My Name Is Frank Fontaine
Alex : Oh Yeah I Beat You Back At The Game
Fontaine : How Dare You Enter Your Secret To Me Beat Me Fine I'll Give You Guys A Challenge You All Won't Soon Forget About We Play Little A Game Hmm If You Win You Get To Go Back To The Surface Mwahaha
Alex : Yeah No Thanks We'll Be Leaving C'mon Guys
Fontaine : I Wouldn't Do That If I We're You Mwahahaha
Alex : Uh Your Not About To Be Me Are You
"Alex opens the door and the Splicers are outside of the entrance"
Alex : What The Heck
Fontaine : Ahahahaha I Told You So How About That Game
Gia : What Do We Have To Do
Fontaine : It's A Scavenger Hunt A Thanksgiving Spedition The Rules Are Quite Simple You Know In This Very City I Need Three Objects That You Need To Return To Me Collect All Three And You Win, If You Win I'll Let You Leave What Do You All Say
All : Yeah
Melman : What About You Alex
Alex : I Guess We Don't Have A Choice
Fontaine : Excellent I Know You Will Seek My Way In My City There's Three Artifacts That Allows Me To Let You All Leave The Fiirst Object Is The- Book Of Everlasting Knowledge It Has Secret Pages Lies The Answer On Anything That You Ever Want To Know This Book Belongs To The Ghost Librarian Who Wants Reek Havok On This City The Second Object Is The- Rose Of The Fallen Lover This Rose Belongs To The Wicked Witch Who Loves Her Lost Love Finally And Most Important The- Heart Of Louie The Gardener This Heart Belongs To The Two Splicer Bosses Ehh Guy And You Guy Who Wants To Eat It For Supper When You All Collect All Three Of These Items You'll be Given The Way Out
Gia : That Doesn't Sound So Hard
Fontaine : Well Afraid There Is A Catch You Must Get These Items Before Thanksgiving In 5 Days If You Live You Go Back To The Surface To Go To Mexico, If You Die And Or Failed To Complete These Tasks Before The Sun Rises You Will All Fail And You Belong To Me Mwahahaha Nyahahahahaha Ohahahahaha So Want A Cookie
Alex : Sure
"5 minutes later"
Fontaine : Okay Guys Off You Go Before You Leave You Better Tell Me You Like My Cookies
Alex : Okay I Like Your Cookies
Fontaine : I Don't Know If You Did That Doesn't Sound Convincing To Me
Gia : I Like Your Cookies
Fontaine : You Never Had Any
Gia : But
Fontaine : No Buts
Alex : Okay We Better Get
Fontaine : Going I Know I'm Just Wasting Your Time Just Carry On Also One Last Thing The Librarian Has The Book But She's Once A Boxing Champion So Be Careful All She Wants Is Somebody Brave Enough To Defeat Her Like A Fight For The Book Just Like Daytime Television Good Luck But Just Remember If You Live- You'll Win, If You Die, Well You Given Your Life To The Sacred Gods Of Olympus From God Of War Poseidon, Hades, And Zeus
Alex : Okay
Fontaine : Bye Bye Mwaha
Gia : I Bet He's Some Kind Of Villain
Alex : Something Tells Me He Had A Plan We Should Be Careful
"4 minutes later in the conference room"
DuBois : Mr. Fontaine We've Got Them
Fontaine : Great I Knew They'll Fall For It
DuBois : What Shall We Do Now Since They've Fallen For Our Plan
Fontaine : Initiate Operation Animal Destroyer Alex The Lion And Jack Ryan Have No Idea What The Heck Is Going On And What The Heck Is Coming To Them
"DuBois And Fontaine maniacally laugh together"
To be continued
Chapter 3 : Getting The Book & Enter Big Daddy Nigel
Alex : Okay Guys The Best Place To Find The Book Will Be In The Library Let's Go
Alex : Nope
Marty : Nope
Gloria : Nope
Melman : Nope
Skipper : Nope
Kowalski : Nope
Private : Nope
Rico : Nope
Julien : Nope
Maurice : Nope
Mort : Nope
Vitaly : Nope
Gia : Nope
Stefano : Nope
Jack : Nope
Big Daddy Cameron : Nope
Little Sister Caroline : Nope
All : (shouts) NOPE
Gia : I Wonder If The Book Is Around Here Somewhere
Alex : I Can See Why
Gloria : Alex Check This Out
Alex : Wow I Don't See The Librarian Uh We'll Split Up Into Three Teams Team One- Me, Gia, Stefano, Mort & Jack Next Is Team Two- Gloria, Melman, Julien, Skipper, Private, Kowalski, And Rico Finally And Most Important Team Three- Vitaly, Cameron, Caroline, Maurice, And Marty So Team One Will Go The Wall On The Left, Team Two Will Go To The Wall In The Middle And Lastly Team Three Will Go To The Wall On The Right Everybody Got It
All : Yeah
Vitaly : It Wasn't Worth It
Alex : Okay Guys Split Up
Gloria : Hmm Zombie Survival Guidance
"Alex throws the treasure island book on the floor"
Ghost Librarian : Shh Quiet
Gloria : Alex Be Careful Those Books Have Feelings
Alex : Oh Come On Gloria What Are They Gonna Do They're Books
"Alex throws another book called the lord of the rings"
Ghost Librarian : Shh Please Be Quiet You're Disturbing The Other Ghosts
Pirate Ghost : (whispers) Argh
Gloria : Alex Did You Feel A Chill
Pirate Ghost : Rrryargh
"Gloria's stunned and dropped the zombie survival guidance"
Gloria : AAALEEX
Alex : What
All : Look
Alex : AAAHHH
Pirate Ghost : Get Away From Me Treasure
Spartan Ghost : Stop Right There Criminal Scum
Ghost Librarian : Guys I've Already Ask You To Be QUIET
"The Pirate Ghost, Librarian Ghost, and The Spartan Ghost are fighting each other"
Alex : Gloria Do Something
Gloria : Um Uhh (whistles) Hey Guys How About This Book
"Gloria drops a book called rose and the ground started to shake"
Dragon Ghost : (roars)
"the ghosts look at the Dragon Ghost"
Dragon Ghost : (roars)
Ghost Librarian, Pirate Ghost, & Spartan Ghost : Quiet, Yoo-hoo, Attack
Alex : Come On Guys Where The Heck Is This Book
Gia : I Don't Know If Someone Went In The Library Who Else Knows To Read Books
Dragon Ghost : (roars)
Alex : Wait A Second Of Course I Know Where It Is Gia How Do We Get Out Of Here
Gia : We Have To Find A Book That's Worse Than All Of The Others
Alex : I Got This Hey Ghosts
All Of The Ghosts : What
Alex : I Got Some Real Literature Book You Guys Might Like
Ghosts : Ohh "gasps"
"a theme plays from spongebob and Alex shows the twilight book"
Ghosts : Everlasting Good Byes
Alex : Overused But Uh Hey it Works Come On Guys I Know Right Where It Is
Vitaly : "gasps'
Alex : What Is It
Vitaly : It's The Librarian She's Back But Whatever You Do Don't Look Into Her Eyes
Alex : Gotcha
Vitaly : Okay Now Go Punch Her
Alex : Okay
"Alex goes behind the Librarian"
Alex : Psst I'm Right Here
"Alex punched her"
Vitaly : Good Job Alex Now Get Out Of Here Ghost Librarian Or I'll Stick Your Head On A Fence Post
Ghost Librarian : Oh "gasps" Hmph
"Ghost Librarian teleported"
Alex : Finally Now To Get The Book
Gia : Oh Wow How'd You Know It Was There
Alex : What Did You Think That People Live in Here Before Cell Phones
Gia : This Book Holds Everlasting Knowledge Anything That You Need To Know Is Right In This Book
Fontaine : Well Done Well Done You Found The Book Good Thinking On Your Part Alex
Alex : Haha Well I Guess That's Part Of My Natural Stratification
Gia : Hmph
Fontaine : Unfortunately For You The Book Was Child's Play To A Pair To What Comes Next There Is A Poor Sweet Girl Near Floor C Room 300 Who Has A Broken Heart Alas The Rose Was O-So Cherish On The Day Of Her Wedding He Never Showed Up Come To Find Out That Prince Charming Join The Dead That Night Haha But She Still Wait's For Him All She Wants Is To Be Loved Again You Must Retrieve The Rose For Me Also There's One Last Recruit In Your Team Alex His Name Is Nigel A Big Daddy Rosie Who Is Always Depressed He Is In The Catacombs In The Library So Go There And You'll Find Four Nigels The Large One, The Big One, The Medium One, And Finally The Small One So First Find Nigel Then Get The Rose Good Luck Mwahahahahaha
Atlas : You Hear That Alex You Must Find Cameron's Twin Nigel
Alex : I Do Atlas But How Do We Get To The Catacombs
Atlas : Press That Button And You'll See Nigel Got It
All : Got It
Atlas : Now Go
"after 20 seconds later"
Little Sister Caroline : Hey Niggle
Big Daddy Nigel : "sighs"
Little Sister Caroline : Niggle
Big Daddy Nigel : How Did You Fix The Elevator
Little Sister Caroline : How Did You Break The Why Would You Do That
Big Daddy Nigel : I Broken That Thing Simply To Keep You Out
Little Sister Caroline : Oh You Know These Guys Right
Big Daddy Nigel : The Cast Of Madagascar 3 The Movie Yeah I Saw You Guys Back At Italy Your Performance Was Bad
Alex : Yeah So Um You Must Be Niggle Right
Big Daddy Nigel : Nigel
Alex : Nigel Okay Sorry Caroline Tell Nigel Why We're here
Little Sister Caroline : Okay Niggle
Big Daddy Nigel : It's Nigel
Little Sister Caroline : Right Sorry Remember The Time You And Cameron Are Fighting Each Other In The Tunnels Of Rapture
All (arguing) Oh My God That's Never What That's Never Happened, I Just Want To Be Inside You And Stuff, Oh No No
Alex : OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO NOSTER NO It's Not About Any Of That Look We Just Want To Ask You A Few Questions
Big Daddy Nigel : Look Look Look Look I Don't Have Time For Any Of This I Want All Of You To Leave Right Now
Alex : It's About Maybe Fontaine And DuBois
Big Daddy Nigel : Oh Those Guys
"5 or 4 minutes later"
Alex : So That's Who We've Been Dealing With All Along
Big Daddy Nigel : Oh Good Lord I Wish That Will Never Happened Again
Alex : Wait This Happened Before
Big Daddy Nigel : Of Course It Has You Fool Okay Time Is Up The Essence What Did DuBois Wear
Alex : Well
Big Daddy Nigel : Was She Wearing Any Silver Shiny Clothes
Little Sister Caroline : Was She Wearing Silver
Vitaly : No No She Doesn't Wear Anything Like That
Big Daddy Nigel : Perfect She's In Her Lowest Weakest Form
Big Daddy Cameron : Then Let's Get Naked
Big Daddy Nigel : "gasps" Cameron
Big Daddy Cameron : Nigel
Big Daddy Nigel : I Told You I Never Wanted To See You Again
Big Daddy Cameron : You Never Said Such Things What Are You Doing With My Friends
Alex : Wait Wait Wait Wait You Two Know Each Other
Big Daddy Nigel : Of Course We Know Each Other Fool
Vitaly : Can't We Just Talk Nice
Alex : Cameron Listen We've Got The Book And Your Brother Nigel
Big Daddy Cameron : Good Now Let's Get The Rose
Alex : Something Tells Me That DuBois And Fontaine Are Working Together We Should Be Careful Though So Wait Your Nigel
Big Daddy Nigel : Yes I Am Nigel
Alex : Okay Are There Other Nigel's
Big Daddy Nigel : There Are Many Nigels
Alex : Oh So You're Nigel, He's Nigel, Nigel, Nigel
Big Daddy Nigel : We All Nigel
Vitaly : Okay Which Nigel Is Gonna Come With Us
Big Daddy Nigel : The Big Nigel
Alex : Okay We Shall Take Nigel To DuBois And Fontaine
Big Daddy Nigel : You Should Not Take Nigel, Nigel Shall Lead
Vitaly : Okay We Could Just Walk To Them
Big Daddy Nigel : No You Must Show Nigel
Vitaly : It Wasn't Worth It
DuBois : Hahahaha We Got"em
Chapter 4 : Getting The Rose & Making The TNT
Gloria : Why Are You Keep Staring At Me Nigel
Big Daddy Nigel : Because I Love Hanging Around You When I'm Alone Being Grouchy
Melman : Hey Nigel That's My Girl Not Yours
Big Daddy Nigel : Hey Nigel Always Needs Girls When I'm Old But To Get Me, Cameron, And Caroline Out Of Rapture We Need To Make A Explosive Device To Kill DuBois And Fontaine
Melman : But That's Like Devil Magic Or Some Sort
Alex : Don't Worry Melman We'll Show Those Two
Melman : You're Right We Can't Let Their Plan Be Complete And Us Dead You Were Right Alex Before We Go On The Cruise You Said A Animals Gotta Do What An Animals Gotta Do Also We Got To Stop Their Plan
Alex : But We Need Some Sand And Gunpowder To Make The TNT
Big Daddy Nigel : That's The Explosive Device To Kill Those Guys
Gia : Hey Look
Alex : There's The Rose
Gia : There It Is
Alex : "gasps"
"Alex puts his hands on Gia's mouth to shush her & Gia looked at the wicked witch
Wicked Witch : "huffing"
"Alex & the gang went back to the hallway"
Alex : "whispers" Now What Do We Do
Gia : "whispers" I Don't Know Maybe We Could Sneak Around
Alex : "whispers" She Didn't Hear You So Maybe I'll Try To Sneak Upon The Rose Watch My Back
Wicked Witch : "huffing"
"Alex tip-toed halfway across the room and the Wicked Witch sensed someone's going to the rose finally Alex stepped on a dead spider"
Alex : "whispers" Ugh Finally
"the Wicked Witch is about to attack Alex, the Wicked Witch attacked Alex three times, and finally Mort stopped her
Mort : My Love I Have Return To Thee, Come To Me My Darling And Express Your Love To Thee
"the Wicked Witch kisses Mort, the Wicked Witch gives Mort a growing up plasmid, Mort drinks it and finally grows into a fully grown lemur"
Mort : Wow What A Woman
Wicked Witch : "sighs" Thank You
Alex : The Wicked Witch Is Gone
Big Daddy Nigel : But What About Mort
Mort : Ugh Hey I'm Big, But I Sound Like A Teenager
Alex : Mort You Did It Haha Nice Going Man I Can See The Shippers Now Ha Their Gonna Love This Man
Fontaine : I Say Mort That Was Brilliant Good Show Old Boy
Mort : Thank You Fontaine Not Like This
Fontaine : Yep And You're A Fully Grown Lemur
Mort : That's Right
Fontaine : Well Then Your Final Challenge Is Coming Up Now You Must Find The Heart Of Louie The Gardener Somewhere In My Garden In Floor D Garden Room Is Somewhere Remains Of Ehh Guy And You Guy So To Defeat Them You Must Test Your Fighting Skills To Get The Heart So Yeah I Mean But Beware The Guys Are Too Strong As Slammers From Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon
Gia : Come On Alex We Only Made It This Far We Can Do It
Alex : Yeah Let's Do This And The One And Only Shot At Defeating Or Busting Ehh Guy And You Guy
"3 days ago 7:30AM"
Mort : So Basically Now I Know How To Kiss Her But Hey If My Romance Ever Fails You Keep Me Protected
Big Daddy Nigel : Your Kindness, Your Intelligence, And Bravery Have Warmed My Adam Juiced Heart As Promised Here Is My Supplies, My Crafting Table, And Here Is Our Local Map Of Rapture Now Mort I Need You To Man This Crafting Table
Mort : Okay
Big Daddy Nigel : Okay I Need You To Put Sand Here
Mort : Okay
Big Daddy Nigel : Here
Mort : Yes
Big Daddy Nigel : Here
Mort : Yes
Big Daddy Nigel : And There
Mort : Okay
Big Daddy Nigel : Now Take The Gunpowder
Mort : Okay
Big Daddy Nigel : Here
Mort : Yes
Big Daddy Nigel : Here
Mort : Yes
Big Daddy Nigel : Here
Mort : Okay
Big Daddy Nigel : Here
Mort : Okay
Big Daddy Nigel : And Lastly There
Mort : Yes Sir
"the TNT appears out of nowhere"
Mort : Ooh
Big Daddy Nigel : Finally
Vitaly : What The Hell Is That
Big Daddy Nigel : This Is TNT That Is What We'll Use To Kill DuBois And Fontaine
Vitaly : It Wasn't Worth It
To be continued
Chapter 5 : Getting The Heart, The Last Of The Ehh Guy And You Guy, The Final Battle Part 1
"Alex opens the door"
Alex : Hey Don't Look At Me I'm A Lion, Not Lion Clippers
Gia : "sighs"
Gloria : Finally We Made It To The Garden
Vitaly : Now To Find The Heart And Beat Ehh Guy And You Guy
Ehh Guy : Not So Fast My Fine Furry Friends
All : AH!
You Guy : Yes It Is DuBois And Frank Fontaine Our Lords And Saviors
Melman : Listen Ehh Guy And You Guy You Better Give Us The Heart Or Else
Ehh Guy : Or Else What
Melman : Or Else We'll Rather Fight For it
You Guy : Hey I Guess You're Right I Could Just Take It
Ehh Guy : See Yeah
Ehh Guy & You Guy : Hahaha
Alex : Hold It Right There Ehh Guy And You Guy That's Our Heart Hiiyaah Quick Marty Go Get'em
Mary : Cheeese Pizza Die, Die, Die Alex Catch
"Alex smacks the guys butts"
Ehh Guy : Oww
You Guy : Oww
Marty : Well, Well, Well It Looks Like The Ehh Guy And You Guy Didn't Win This Time I Wonder Why?
Alex : Oh Well I Guess I'll Never Know What Will Happened To Them Oh Well Let's Get Out Of Here
All : Uh-Oh
Alex : They're Breaked Free Quick Gia You Carry The Heart While Me And Vitaly Handle Those Two
Gia : Okay Alex We'll Wait For You
Ehh Guy : You'll Never Beat Us
You Guy : That's Right It's Today Take Thi What Hey Where'd He Go, Hey Why Are The Lights Out?
Alex : Psst Right Here Hiyah
Ehh Guy & You Guy : AAAHHH
Big Daddy Nigel : Finally They're Dead That's The Last Of Them Now It's Time To Get Out Of Here And Go To Mexico In Style
All : Yeaah
Vitaly : Yeah We Did It Now Let's Go Punch Fontaine The Dick
Fontaine : Finally You're Not Going Anywhere
Alex : What Why?
Fontaine : Haha Haven't You Figured It Out
Gloria, Melman And Big Daddy Nigel : Figured Out What
Fontaine : Figured Out That I Had Enough Time Around Some Damn Heroes I Am Frank Fontaine And This Is DuBois My New Sidekick The Eater Of Worlds
DuBois : Wait I'm Not The Sidekick, Your The Sidekick
Fontaine : You Know What We'll Figure Out Later, Right Now We Must Teleport Them To Our Lair With Professor E. Gadd's Pixelator From Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon
"the pixelator teleported Alex & his gang to the villains lair"
Vitaly : Woah This Is Some Kind Of Obstacle Course
Fontaine : Yes Yep Indeed First You Need To Chase That Splicer Away From The Door Alex
Alex : Okay Hey Splicer Yoo Hoo Splicer Hey Look At Me And My Crazy Claws Their Sharp and Bloody I'm Gonna Bite You Come On Now Oh Oh Oh No Oh Shit Wait Take That Okay Glue Gun's Ready Three, Two, One Take That
Splicer : "gasps' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Fontaine : Good Job Now Vitaly Used The Pickaxe To Break Down The Door And Use The Splicers Crafting Table To Make A Pressure Plate Now Go
Vitaly : Okay Tell Me What To Do
Big Daddy Nigel : Break Down The Door
Vitaly : Say It Loud
Big Daddy Nigel : Break Down The Door
Vitaly : Say It Real Loud
Big Daddy Nigel : BREAK DOWN THE DOOR
Vitaly : Oh I'm Gonna Break This Stupid Door Down Snap My Butt
Big Daddy Nigel : Yes Wait What
Vitaly : Pull My Hair
Big Daddy Nigel : Just Break Down The Door Okay Vitaly Check The Chest See If There's Any Wood There
Vitaly : Okay Wood In Here
Big Daddy Nigel : Good
"10 seconds later"
Vitaly : There We Go It's Done
Fontaine : Finally Time To Fight Me And DuBois Now Place The Pressure Plate There
Vitaly : Okay
Big Daddy Nigel : Oh Careful Not To Touch It, It Would Kill Us All
Melman : Alright Lets Get The Hell Out Of Here
Alex : There's No Way Out Man We Gotta Fight We Gotta Beat Them And Get Out Of Here
Gia : Okay Fontaine You Betrayed Us For the Last Time So If I Can't Get You To The Pressure Plate Then We'll Just Have To Bring The Pressure Plate To You Psst DuBois, Fontaine TNT Delivery
Alex : I'll Get The Little Sister's Caroline You Stay Here
Little Sister Caroline : Okay Alex
Alex : Hello Little Sister's Am I The Only One To Be Defeated By These Shenanigans While We Sit Completely While They Treat Us Like Rat Catching Raccoons I Think Not
Fontaine : That's Enough
Alex : Rise Up And We'll Send The Message That We Will Not Be Treated Thusly Come On Let's Get Fontaine Rise Up I Say And Stab Him With Your Weapons In One Minute Hey Fontaine Take This
"Fontaine & DuBois defeat everyone with a big laser sword"
Fontaine : Finally Time To Start To Finish From What I'm After
DuBois : You Know How Much That Splicer Was Worth It Was One Of A Kind You Cost Us Too Much Trouble Enough Already Alex It's Time To Pay The Fiddler Hey Where'd He Go
Alex : That's Enough DuBois
DuBois : What
Alex : You Heard Me
DuBois : Alex Is That My, My, My Big Sister Suit
Alex : Yep Buut I'm Not Gonna Be One Of The Bad Guys DuBois
DuBois : Okay You Worthless Hunks Of Junk Time To Finish You All Off
Jack : Hey That's A Bit Harsh
Little Sister One : Get Them
Little Sister Two You're Going Down Yay
"Little Sisters stabbed DuBois & Fontaine"
Fontaine : This Could Not Get Worse
Little Sister Two : You're Still Going Down Yay
DuBois : Wait A Second This Is Getting Worse
Vitaly : Come On Guys We Have To Get Onto Cameron And Nigel Before It's Too Late
"the Big Daddies liferafts come out of their backs"
Vitaly : Aww What's Happening To Those Two
Fontaine : No Do Not Hurt Us We're Just Simple Person's Please No Oh Oh OHH FORTY-EXOTARTS
"a big Splicer come out of nowhere then scare away the Little Sisters, also he wanted to destroy Alex too so he started running at him finally the Splicer jumped real far then he felled to his doom
Alex : Well That Was A Pretty Strong Adventure
Gia : Yes It Is Alex I Want To Go To Mexico
Stefano : Yay We're Going To Mexico
"and that was the end of the story or is it"
DuBois : Oww My Arm Oh My Leg
"DuBois smacked to the ADAM container, it broke out and all the plasmids are out then stabbed Fontaine and DuBois you know what happened they turned to a giant adam red octopus so they started going after our heroes
To be continued
Chapter 6 : Going To Mexico, The Final Battle Part 2, The End
Gloria : Melman That Was An Insane Adventure, Splicers, New People, Two Villains After Us, We Explored The Whole City Of Rapture Except Mexico
Melman : Yep
John : Hey Alex
Alex : John, Slaylord You Guys Are Still Alive And You're Not Dead
John : I'm Not Dead
Slaylord Steambath : Me Too
Alex : Come On We're Going To Mexico
John : Thanks Alex
Alex : Don't Mention It "gasps" What's That
Atlas : That's DuBois And Fontaine They've Transformed Into A Giant Adam Octopus
Alex : Oh No
Big Daddy Nigel : Hang On This Tour Is Not Over Yet, And We're Not Done Yet Get Set
Alex : Jack We Need A Plan And We Need It Now
Jack : I Got An Idea
Alex : Really
Jack : No Sorry Guys I Jumped The Gun On That One Too
Alex : It's Okay Buddy
Jack : You Know What I Bet Your Heart Is Right Alex I'm Sick Of Those Dang Lang Puppies Those Puppies Are Pretty Sick It's Time We Put DuBois And Fontaine Down
Alex : Ah I Like How You Think Jack Let's Get Those Guns To Shoot Them
Jack : Okay
Alex : Okay Get That Jack Good Now I'll Get It Yes I Got DuBois
DuBois : This Is Not OVER
Jack : What
Fontaine : "roars" Take This Jack
Jack : Don't Think So Alex Grab Those Slingshots
Alex : Okay Say Good Night Fontaine
Fontaine : Oww
Alex : We Want Our Ship Back Asshole
Fontaine : You Honestly Believe That Physical Harm Could Stop Oww Ow You Bitch
Jack : Death Is Having A Clearance, And You're On Sale
Fontaine : Noo Not Yet Oww That's DuBois Let's Hit'em
"DuBois and Fontaine swatted Alex and Jack away but the Big Daddies catched them"
Alex : Hold My Hand
Jack : Just Pull My Up
Alex : Are You Okay
Jack : Yeah But We Don't Have Any Weapons
Alex : No There's Gotta Be Let's Look
Jack : I Found
Alex : Okay Gia You Aim The Shot, And We'll Fire It
Gia : Alright
Alex : Ready, Aim,
"slow motion
Alex : FIRRRE
"normal motion, then the cannonball hits the two villains"
DuBois & Fontaine : Ow, Oh Curse You Heroes Of Rapture
"the octopus explodes"
DuBois : Fontaine
Fontaine : DuBois Nooo
Alex : You Guys Are Under Arrest
"5 minutes in mexico 8:00AM"
Alex : Here Take Them To Prison While We Do Our Last Performance Okay Guys Remember Last Performance Before Thanksgiving Right
All : Right
Alex : Good Let's Go
"5 hours later"
Alex : Okay People Before We Go We'll Have One Thing To Say Good Night And Thank You All
Vitaly : Well Nigel We Led You Out Of Rapture Nice Work Catching Jack Now Before We Call It A Night Let's Welcome Our New Members Cameron, Nigel, And Caroline
Big Daddy Cameron : I'm Officially A Circus Performer
Gloria : Right You Are Cameron
Skipper : Hooray For Cameron
Kowalski : By The Way Here Is Your Reward The Golden Drill And This
Big Daddy Cameron : Woah The Golden Drill, And Golden Armor Cool
Private : Try It Out Now
Big Daddy Cameron : Okay
"Cameron trys them out"
Big Daddy Cameron : Cool
All : Yeah
Brandon : Thank You For Reading Madagascar In BioShock The Complete Crossover Series
Melman : There's A Caterpillar Over Here
Brandon : Come On Melman You Must Say Something Like Thank You For Reading Our Series
Melman : Okay Thank You Reading Our Series
Brandon : I'll Let You Know That You All Like It Uh I Hope We're Going To Make The Second Crossover So Don't Worry It's Going To Be Awesome And Stuff
Melman : Yep
Brandon : Okay So Stay Tuned At The Credits So Yeah Meanwhile I'll Go Pee Uh Melman Finish It Up Please
Melman : Okay Yes There Could Be Another Crossover For The Whole Madagascar Series And All The Others That Brandon Liked But The Series Is Epic Need Some Jazz Music Hit It Frank Sinatra
"and that was the end of the chapter of the Madagascar trilogy story The End"
"parody of the short bioshock trailer"
Frank Sinatra : You Make Me Feel So Young, You Make Me Feel Like Spring Has Sprung, Every Time I See You Grin, I'm Such A Happy Individual
The Moment That You Speak, I Want To Go And Play Hide And Seek, I Wanna Go And Bounce The Moon
Just Like A Toy Balloon, You And I Are Just Like A Couple Of Tots, Running Across The Meadow, Picking Up Lots Of Forget Me Nuts
You Make Me Feel So Young, You Make Me Feel There Are Songs To Be Sung, Bells Could Be Rung, And A Wonderful Fling To Be Flung
And Even When I'm Old And Gray, I'm Going To Feel What I Do Today, Because You Make Me Feel So Young
You Make Me Feel So Young, You Make Me Feel Like Spring Has Sprung, And Every Time I See You Grin, I'm Such A Happy Individual
The Moment That You Speak, I Want To Go And Play Hide And Seek, I Wanna Go And Bounce The Moon
Just Like A Toy Balloon, You And I Are Just Like A Couple Of Tots, Running Across The Meadow, Picking Up Lots Of Forget Me Nuts
You Make Me Feel So Young, You Make Feel There Are Songs To Be Sung, Bells Could Be Run, And A Wonderful Fling To Be Flung
And Even When I'm Old And Gray, I'm Going To Feel The Way I Do Today Because You Make Me Feel So Young
You Make Me Feel So Young
Ohh You Make Me Feel So Young
Ending
DuBois : So Fontaine What Do We Do Now
Fontaine : I Don't Know DuBois, I Don't Know