Ansem's Back (Parody to Eminem's Without Me)

!!!WARNING!!! If you, the reader, are and/or have homophobia, this is one parody that you do not want to read. There is some yaoi between Ansem and Sephiroth and a little Riku. Heed this warning because it's the only one that you will get. You have been warned so don't sue me for the gayness in it. And sorry if it doesn't match up perfectly. ^.^;;

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy VII characters. Phooey! :-(

"Sephiroth and I are lovers..."

Refrain 1

You have better run because I've gone gay/ I've gone gay/ I've gone gay/ I've gone gay (Repeat Refrain 1)

Refrain 2

Ansem's back, back from the dead/ So guess what / **ck you all/ I'm gonna kill, I'm gonna kill, I'm gonna kill, I'm gonna kill/ I'm gonna kill...

Verse 1

I've created some monsters, cuz nobody wants to see a Heartless no more they have total fear of them

well if you see a Heartless, this is what they look like

little black bodies with bulging yellow eyes

prancing around terrorizing everybody

hope you don't run into one because they just might just take your heart and make you a heartless too

but have no fear I'll take good care of you I only ask of one thing and that's to kill Sora

hey here comes Sephiroth with his Masamune

waving it around like a freaky freak

but guess what he's my little sex kitten for ever

you can never change that you know we'll be lovers for eternity you can bet

don't start your trash on me and my gayness I'm getting sick with all this talk about me

and against the other gay people loving each other

I just settled on an idea screw the straights

Chorus (x2)

So this looks like a job for me so all the gays just follow me

cuz we need a little total gayness in this little country of ours

Verse 2

**cking straight people they are against us gays

but the gays just wish that you'll just leave us alone

Sephiroth could care less about being gay because he's my lover and loves me with his heart

Sephiroth would do anything for me even taking care of the Keyblader Sora and his little posse

of the damn dog and physco duck claiming to be working for King Mickey

hey here comes someone new it's Riku the kid who wants power and to escape his little Destiny Islands

Well guess what? (Hollow Bastion sound) he gave into the darkness and let me possess him

when that was done he came out with the yami Keyblade

When he went to kick Sora's ass he out defeated

So I took him to my room to "heal" him up

But Sephiroth found out and became infuriated with me

so he sent Riku away to his "home"

And we became lovers yet again

Chorus (x2)

Verse 3

You gotta love the heartless with their weird ways of walking and talking looking for some fresh new hearts

or of those with darkness in them too

but don't blame me if you are turned into one as well

I'm just a power hungry gay man who wants some love from my lover man

Living in Bastion with the heartless and the princesses of the **cking pure hearts

Why does Maleficent need them? Don't tell me she's gay like me fingering them all night long

Little Sora and Co. came in to foil her plan of revealing the Door

When he did, she threw a hissy fit and made it Hell-on-Bastion and started ranting

About how it was the heartless's fault for her downfall but guess what b*tch?

Don't blame them it's not their fault you just weren't able to control them

If you want me to, I can get rid of them

But it won't be cheap. I'm just asking for 10,000,000 munny for my strip bar

If you can't pay like that, I'll take your heart (Ha!)

Won't pay that way bi-atch?

I guess I'll leave you be to become devoured

Sephiroth and I are gonna do some "down time" so don't interrupt us

Chorus (x2)

(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la...la la la) x2

"Gays"

Hope you enjoyed this parody of mine. Look out for more of my work in the near future.

See ya later! ^. ^