Chapter 1: Tuxedo Mask Odd One Out

Knowing that all the sailors are girls (well some act like girls but he's too stupid to don't know I guess.) Tuxedo mask feels odd to be a well, a guy.

Scene: A disguise shop

mamoru: Urmm Lady, I would like to try on that wig and that tight dress.

Cashier: o_O what? You? O well, this is my job!(hands him long wig and tight dress)

Mamoru:Hmmm(looks in mirror) im muscular! XD! Perfect!(pays cashier money for the disguise ''kit'')

Cashier: (laughs quietly)

(Mamoru left)

Cashier: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHATTA GOOF!!!

(Usagi skipping along the road when she sees mamoru, well like a girl)

Usagi: hello, do I know you? You look rather familiar! :)

Mamoru: :O!! urmm.. *ahem! (in girls squeaky voice) well, urmm no young ma'am urmmm my name is mamo..mamomi! yes! Mamomi! I don't recognize you.

Usagi: oh then its okay, have a nice day Mamomi!

Mamoru: (Sweating profusely) PhEw! (rose drops out of pocket)

Usagi: (turns around) by the wa..a..y..(sees rose)

Mamoru: Oh! Urmm.. My Boyfriend's rose!! How Can I be So clumsy?

Usagi: Oh.. anyway, do you know who Mamoru is?

Mamoru: oHHh! Noo..oo...ooo!

Usagi: Ok! Bye bye!

(Usagi skips away)

Mamoru: WHEW!!!

END (haha isn't it abit weird?)