"Are we there yet?"

"No Master Mello." Watari sighed fingering the steering wheel becoming more and more irritated

"Oh…How about now?" Mello demanded fidgeting excitedly.

"Do you even know where we're going master Mello?" Watari demanded.

"Uh…no…no I don't. Do you know, Matt?" Mello demanded looking over his shoulder at his frantic looking companion.

"They're taking me to the doctors! They're gonna get me shots! I wont to go to rehab you can't make me! I can stop whenever I want! Really! Please, L don't make me go!" Matt screamed frantically clawing on the door which L had firmly locked. He looked so desperate to escape that truck drivers and other people driving beside them debated calling the police to report a kidnapping.

"For the last time Matt. We're not going to take you to rehab (yet)." L sighed combing through Near's hair with his fingers.

"YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE!" Matt screamed beginning to slam his head onto the window.

"Oh dear not again." Watari sighed. "Roger would you…?"

"I'm not getting involved with this one." Roger snapped continuing to read his newspaper with a sour look on his face.

"Are we buying leather?" Mello demanded looking down at his brand new outfit. "Cause I need new clothes."

"You just bought that one." L pointed out sticking a sugar cube into his mouth.

"But, I've worn this outfit twice!" He whined. Near and L blinked at him. They didn't see his point seeing as they wore the same outfits almost every.

"REHAB!" Matt screamed as he saw a sign that happened to be connected to an actual rehabilitation facility. "I knew it! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!" He screamed/sobbed. "Mello how could you? You went along with this! I thought that you understood! It's not a problem it's a lifestyle choice!"

"Matt relax." Mello sighed as they drove past the facility

"Oh…" Matt sighed relieved. "Sorry Mello." He smirked.

"You realize that hurt me…right here." Mello sniffled pointing to his chest. "I thought you trusted me!" Mello sobbed crying into his hands.

"Mello…I'm sorry ok? I just panicked! You know what happens when I panic." Matt cried. "Hey look I brought you chocolate see? I was going to use it to create an opening if you tried to cage me again, but you can have it."

"You are forgiven." Mello (Who was instantly all better) laughed unwrapping the package.

"Now that that is over." L sighed while Near shook his head sadly. "We're going to a nice resort on the beach."

"I knew it! You liar!" Matt screamed pointing accusingly at Mello.

"What?" Mello screamed back temporarily distracted away from his chocolate bar.

"I'm beginning to think this isn't such a good idea." Watari sighed as Mello and Matt began to smack each other in the back seat.

"Well I want to go on vacation so…" L snapped pulling a pair of blow darts from his sleeve and loading them into a tube before turning in his seat and blowing them at the two struggling boys.

"You suck Matt." Mello slurred lightly smacking his friend as he fell face first into the back of Near's seat.

"No…you sook." Matt slurred slumping into the back window.

"Whaz a sook?" Mello demanded as he kicked at Matt who was already under.

"Wow…I want one of those." Near laughed up at L.

"Maybe for your birthday." L sighed settling into his seat. "Drive on Watari!"