A/N: …Eh…I've been planning this for a while now and…I wanna post it! XD And, I have no idea what kind of fics I've been posting these days anymore..Q.Q…DISCLAIMER!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inazuma Eleven; if I did…uh…I will totally make this happen! X3 and I don't own much of the plot either...it's inspired by Epic Rap Battles that appear on Youtube~
Let us start!
It was just a normal day for the whole Raimon team…well, not really. Endou and Kidou decided to invite nearly EVERYONE they know. From all the Inazuma Japan, to their close friends and their closest friends in the Holy Road like Taiyou, Yukimura, Kishibe, Yamato and Minamisawa. The reason why…
"Apparently…we're bored…" Endou and Kidou explained to everyone as soon as they were gathered inside the room.
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"WHAT?! SO YOU JUST INVITED US FOR NO REASON! ! !" The whole group who was invited shouted to them.
The Raimon team facepalmed at their coaches, while both men just kept a blank face; sighing, everyone just sat from the seats that were available. The others who didn't have seats just sat on the floor…
…So basically, they have nothing to do…
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"So…" Tenma started.
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"So, what…?" Tsurugi asked the soccer-loving boy number two.
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"I don't know~" Tenma stated.
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"Tenma…" Tsurugi just sighed.
Taiyou, Kishibe, Yamato and Yukimura just watched as everyone did…practically nothing. They both decided to open their phones and check their Tumblr. Shindou, Kurama, Hayami and Hamano were playing cards…which left Akane in shock and started to take pictures of her 'Shin-sama' playing cards.
The managers sweatdropped at Akane while Endou, Kazemaru and Kabeyama just talked about life. Fubuki sighed as he took out a set of headphones from his backpack and started to listen to his music. Fudou was annoying the hell out of Sakuma, and Kabeyama, Tachimukai, Hiroto, Midorikawa, Aphrodi, Saginuma and Kogure just talked about life too.
And who was left with nothing?
"This is boring…" Gouenji tried to start a conversation with Kidou.
Kidou bit his lip, "…I know…"
The both of them went silent, unable to think of what else to say.
"…I blame you for this though…" Gouenji said.
Kidou immediately felt a vein pop and turned to Gouenji with a raging face. He clenched one of his fists and used the other to point at the flame striker. His eyes were like on fire...FIRE!
"WHAT WAS THAT? !" he raged.
Gouenji swore that he saw steam come out Kidou's ear and nose, but acting cocky today, he fought back, not even caring about his reactions.
"I said that it's YOUR fault, Kidou~ Yuuto~" he taunted to the man.
That was when Kidou lost it. He started to throw random things at the flame striker, but Gouenji dodged them all. Then suddenly, Tenma jumped in between there fighting and held out two microphones.
"Hey, I have an idea! Why not we have a RAP BATTLE?!" Tenma asked in glee.
Kidou and Gouenji glanced at each while everyone else just mouth gapped at Tenma's idea…even Endou and Tsurugi were shocked.
"But…we don't rap..." the adults said.
Tenma ignored them, handed the microphones to the adults, slowly backed away and took out another microphone.
Suddenly, the lights went off and everyone except Kidou and Gouenji panicked at the sudden brownout. The lights turned on again and in the stands, they could see Tenma…WEARING A SPARKLY TUXEDO SUIT! It was yellow in color and he also had a cane. He looked like those people in the circus, and he kept his gleeful smile.
"HIYAH! ! ! WELCOME TO THE EPIC RAP BATTLE OF INAZUMA!~" he announced to everyone, jumping up to the air and landing down to the soccer field, the light still directed to him…and to everyone's surprise.
"Today, we have two competitors who we all know!" he continued, "In our right, is our fellow coach, Kidou Yuuto! And in our left, is the flame striker, Gouenji Shuuya! And they are here to RAP BAAAAAATTLE! ! ! ! ! !"
And Tenma pressed a button from his cane and applause was heard. It was just like those applauses you hear in the old TV shows…
"So I present to you…Epic Rap Battles of Inazuma! Gouenji Shuuya…vs…Kidou Yuuto….BEGIN!"
~O~O~O~O~O~O~
Kidou gulped…
Gouenji flinched at Tenma's words…
And without thinking…
Kidou started to rap…
Kidou's here, the smartest strategist of all!
Say you're the flame striker? Pfft, fuck you troll
I can read your passes and kicks, learn your tactics
You just shoot, pass, and shoot again with your tricks.
I'm so going to surpass you anytime, any day~
So my dear onion head, you'll be forever stuck in the hay!
Everyone ooed at Kidou's rap. It was good for a beginner and Gouenji started to boil.
And…he rapped too…
You're pretty boastful for a genius, but I disagree with you
Bitch, my father and sister were impressed with my tricks, even if my dad turned blue.
You're just a created reject, born to play for a fucking villain.
My shoots are filled with passion, love and hope.
So don't be such a dope!
I can fire up someone's heart, I've got thousands of fans.
So stop being a bitch, or I'll kick you out to the moon!
Kidou started to sweat from his comeback, so he rapped back again.
So you say you've got ton of fans? I've got MILLIONS!
Or maybe billions or TRILLIONS!
Impressed your father and sister? Bitch, I've impressed mine too.
Stop being a slut, admit that I'm better than you
My penguins will attack if you respond back
So get out and into your sack!
Gouenji fired up quickly and rapped for one last time.
Oh, your penguins? Well, I can flame them up!
Watch as they turn to ashes, watch as they die
And I'm probably a better brother than you, you left yours before.
Ah, and seeing your long lost sister is such an eyesore
But don't worry about the shit you say
I've seen worse…
~O~O~O~O~O~O~
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"WHA?! GOUENJI-SAN ACTUALLY RAPPED! ! !" two voices screamed in unison.
Everyone turned to see that Tsurugi and Taiyou were the ones who shouted…and they started to fight.
"HEY, I'M GOUENJI-SAN'S BIGGEST FAN!" Tsurugi shouted.
"NO WAY, I AM HIS BIGGEST FAN! ! !" Taiyou protested.
"REALLY, WELL YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE ONE!"
"YEAH, YOU TOO!"
And the fight went on and on.
Kidou and Gouenji sweat dropped at them and quickly glared at each other. Those raps really got into their heads…too much…
Then suddenly, voices were heard outside the club…
"AHHHHHHHH! ! ! SHUUYA-SAMA RAPPING IS SO AWESOME! ! !~" A group of voices shouted.
"NO WAY! ! ! YUUTO-SAMA'S IS BETTER THAN HIS! ! !" Another group of voices protested loudly.
"GAH, YOU STUPID KIDOU FANGIRLS, SHUUYA-SAMA'S IS BETTER!"
"NO, YUUTO-SAMA!"
"SHUUYA!"
"YUUTO!"
"Oh no…" Kidou and Gouenji said unison.
With Kidou's quick fingers, he grabbed his phone and started to check through Youtube. Eventually, he saw that SOMEONE in the CLUBROOM RECORDED the RAPPING. It already got 1,000,000,000 views…AMAZING.
"W-WHO DID THIS? !" Kidou asked in a raging voice.
Everyone kept quiet…so quiet that you can hear the soft music that escaped from Fubuki's headphones. He was listening to classical music…typical from the calm and soothing ice striker...
Gouenji grabbed his phone and took a look at the name of the user who recorded it. Apparently, someone named 'WNiner' recorded it…
"…WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY? !" Gouenji raged.
Everyone backed away at the sudden raging aura from both adults, but they can't escape cause of the Gouenji and Kidou fangirls outside the door. They all cowered in fright and they're blaming Tenma for this...
"Guys…" Yukimura murmured.
Yamato sighed, "..We're STUCK."
A/N: I AM SORRY IF THIS WAS LAME QAQ...I don't know how to rap, okay? I just like this and it sounds...okay...? I don't know anymore...=="
COMING UP NEXT: Tsurugi Kyousuke vs. Anemiya Taiyou!
Pfft, you know guys, GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS ON WHO SHOULD RAP BATTLES! XD VOTE NOW ON WHO WINS THE RAP OF THIS CHAPTER! GOUENJI SHUUYA OR KIDOU YUUTO! ! ! ..Personally, I want Gouenji... /shot...AND GUESS WHO IS 'WNiner' TOO! It's pretty easy...I think...?
Please review! They're all appreciated~ :3