TG: what am i supposed to do again
GC: GOD D4V3 1 F33L L1K3 1 H4V3 TOLD YOU TH1S 4 THOUS4ND T1M3S
GC: 4LL YOU H4V3 TO DO TO B3COM3 TH3 COOL K1D 1S H3LP J4D3 OUT W1TH H3R FROG BR33D1NG
GC: 1T WONT B3 H4RD W1TH YOUR M4G1C4L T1M3 TR4V3LL1NG C4P4B1L1T13S, 4ND TH3N, YOU C4N PR3TTY MUCH S1T 4ROUND UNT1L 1TS T1M3 TO 3X3CUT3 TH3 SCR4TCH
GC: M4K3 SOM3 MOR3 P1CTUR3S OF US H4V1NG 4N 4W3SOM3 T1M3 4ND L4Y DOWN SOM3 S1CK B34TS
GC: STR1D3R TH1NGS
TG: as appealing as all that retarded down time busy work sounds it seems like youre forgetting a gigantic fucking factor in this bullshit plan
TG: how the fuck am i supposed to get to jades world
TG: or land what the fuck is it anyway
GC: L4ND YOU SHOULD PROB4BLY KNOW TH4T BY NOW S1NC3 YOUV3 B33N ON LOH4C FOR LONG3R TH4N 4NY OF TH3 OTH3R SQU34L1NG 3GG-H4TCH3D HUM4N 1NF3R1ORS WHO 4LR34DY S33M TO KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON
TG: i thought you were supposed to be helping me
GC: 1 4M 1M H3LP1NG YOU B34T JOHN BY G3TT1NG YOUR BLOND3 H41RS OUT OF YOUR 4SS SO TH3Y C4N BLOW 1N TH3 W1ND FOR 4LL OF 3T3RN1TY 1N V1CTORY WH3N YOU SHOW 3V3RYON3 HOW 4W3SOM3 YOU 4R3
GC: BUT 1 GU3SS B34T1NG JOHN DO3SNT R34LLY M4TT3R NOW S1NC3 YOU D1DNT R1P MR GR33N SH1RT 4 N3W BLOWHOL3 J4CK TOOK C4R3 OF 1T FOR YOU
TG: alright enough about this lets just get to jades world
TG: land
TG: what do you mean by frog breeding anyway
TG: is this another one of your ridiculous roleplay ideas
TG: im really not into this kinky shit the way you seem to be
GC: D4V3 YOU R34LLY DO NOT UND3RST4ND TH3 3L3M3NTS OF 4 GOOD ROL3PL4Y 1F YOU TH1NK FROG S3X 1S SOM3TH1NG WORTH PURSU1NG
TG: which direction to jade
TG: and how do i get there
TG: i mean physically how
GC: G1V3 M3 JUST 4 M1NUT3
TG: jegus here we go again
GC: UUUURGH STUP1D K4RK4T
TG: karkat
TG: another troll
GC: YOUV3 PROB4BLY SPOK3N TO H1M B3FOR3
GC: TH3 GR3Y T3XT ON3 W1TH TH3 B4D 4TT1TUD3 4ND TH3 BON3 BULG3 TOO B1G FOR H1S P4NTS
TG: uhh i think ive met him before with john or something
TG: john told me
TG: that he said he was your boyfriend
GC: D4V3!
GC: YOUR F4C3 JUST H4D TH3 MOST 1NT3NS3 FL4VOR WH3N YOU TYP3D TH4T
TG: uhhhh
GC: L1K3 D33P BURN1NG 3MB3RS 4ND C1NN4MON CH3W1NG ST1CKS
TG: okay stop making out with the screen
TG: youre supposed to be making me the cool kid not embarrassing yourself beyond repair
GC: MMMMM D4V3 YOUR 3MOT1ONS M4K3 M3 R4V3NOUS
GC: T3LL M3 WHY TH3Y C4LL YOU TH3 H3RO OF T1M3
GC: 1 TH1NK YOU 4R3 B3TT3R SU1T3D 4S TH3 H3RO OF R4G3
TG: does that even exist
GC: 1 TH1NK YOU KNOW TH3 4NSW3R TO TH4T QU3ST1ON
GC: BUT YOUR3 1N D3N14L 4BOUT YOUR TRU3 3MOT1ONS 4ND F4T3D C4LL1NG TO UNL34SH TH3 R4G3
GC: WH1CH ONLY 1 C4N UNL34SH ONTO TH3 WORLD
TG: alright starting to get uncomfortable with this situation
GC: DO3S TH3 F4CT TH4T YOUR C4LM, COOL, COLL3CT3D 3XT3R1OR H4S FR4GM3NT3D UNS3TTL3 YOU
TG: wow all i did was say that he said he was your boyfriend
TG: i didnt know that would sign me up for emotional therapy with dr tonguehappy over here
GC: D4V3 DONT B3 R1D1CULOUS 1 H4V3 N3V3R ROL3PL4Y3D 4 PSYCH14TR1C DOCTOR
GC: Y3T
GC: H4H4H4
GC: 1 C4N ST1LL T4ST3 TH3 TR4C3S OF YOUR 3NVY
GC: WH1CH M4NY P3OPL3 S4Y 1S GR33N, BUT YOURS F1TT1NGLY T4ST3S R3D
TG: look terezi are we going to jades land
TG: or do i have to listen to your bullshit dialogue about your tonguegasm over and over
GC: ON3 L4ST TH1NG B3FOR3 YOU GO
GC: 1 TH1NK 1TS D3L3CT4BLY 4DOR4BL3 HOW J34LOUS YOU 4R3 OV3R K4RK4TS D3LUS1ONS
GC: :D
AN:
Thanks for reading! This is my first Homestuck fanfiction. Sorry Dave and Terezi couldn't have their appropriate text colors.