I was bored, so I decided to write this. It's not all, since I just wanted to do twenty. I might do another one. Review will be appreciated, thank you. 3 :)
What A Very Potter Musical Had Taught Me:
Ginny Weasley is a racist sister.
There's a hidden swimming pool in Hogwarts.
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.
Quirrel and Voldemort are meant to be.
Ginny may be a pain in the ass, but she is Ron's pain in the ass.
Pigfarts is on Mars.
Rumbleroar is the headmaster of Pigfarts. He's a lion…WHO CAN TALK!
Never tell a girl that you like her, it will just makes you look like an idiot.
Draco Malfoy is a little shit.
When Voldemort had a body back then, he had a mad game with the bitches.
Draco Malfoy wants Hermione Granger…and a rocket ship.
You can call Dumbledore 'Albus' if you wanted a detention…oh just kidding. He'll expel you!
A person can't be a Portkey. That's just absurd. 'Cause then if a person were to touch themselves..
Even though Hermione is the cleverest witch of her age, she can be a dumbass sometimes.
Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men Dumbledore have ever met.
Cho Chang is supermegafoxyawesomehot.
Falling in love with Granger means danger.
They don't even have dances in Pigfarts because all the noise would disturb Rumbleroar's slumbering cubs.
A Portkey can be any sort of seemingly harmless object, like a football…or a dolphin…
Hermione used to think that looks aren't important and now she thinks that looks are more important than anything.