The result of a conversation with NinjaCookieXD I have written 2. This is number 2. They are different.
Just imagine... a six foot three Norse God of Mischief standing, legs at hips width apart, completely nude save for Sceptre, long green cape and helmet. From head to toe dipped in thick, glossy, golden syrup, thick drips glistening down his everywhere.
These are the thoughts that occupied Tony's mind as he sat through an 'extremely interesting' board meeting that Pepper had forced him to go to with threats of burning his '58 Mustang.
His hand propped his head upright as he dreamed. His jaw was dropped open and a faint trickle of drool threaded to escape the clutches of his open mouth. His eyes were semi shut and just as the person speaking was about to end his speech, Tony let out a long, lusty moan.
He didn't notice the looks the members of the board gave him as his mind continued on oblivious.
In his mind, Loki's cape was flowing back, and his head tilted down into a wide, predatory grin. Tony let out another long groan. The Loki stretched his hand forward, grabbing Tony's tie and pulling them together. The Loki lowered his head to whisper in Tony's ear. His voice was sultry and thick with lust.
"Tony, I warned you."
This time, Tony's moan was loud enough to warrant a shriek from Pepper that would wake him from his dream.
"Ah, oh uh. Shit. Um. Yes, that was just such a great concept you just presented, I um, couldn't control my delight. I am actually very busy right now aren't I Pepper? Yes, I have that thing. Iron man, Superhero business stuff, y'know. Cause I'm a superhero, and I save the world and stuff."
Pepper nodded and opened the door for him, ushering him to leave.
"Yeah, so I'm just gonna go save the world and shit so..."
In a room in a lower level of the tower, the security room, three guards were tied up and gagged. On the main chair in the centre of the room, facing the screens and with his back to the guards, was a Norse god, chuckling quietly to himself.
Ninja CookieXD has also wriiten a version which is called 'Mustanrd or Honey?' Which is really awesome, and it's longer than this, so try to read that too.