A/C: I still don't own any of the characters and I don't think I ever will because they belong to god (Richard O'Brien) and not to me. This is from Riff's POV.

Day 1:

The 'Master' has assigned me the task of 'helping him' make a man. For the eighth time. Knowing him, he'll probably tell me what to do and take all the credit for himself. He always does. The first time he tried to create something, he did it on his own. He couldn't even make an ice cream-Sunday! He had to ask Magenta for help. Basically, I went through a lot of trial-and-error those next seven times. This time, though, I believe I'm going to succeed. We actually have the materials I need. Anyway, the Master has had me compile a list of physical characteristics he wants his creation to have.

He said nothing about mental characteristics so I think I'll add my own touch there. I'll start with the skeleton and then work my way out. I think I'll give him half a brain... Frank won't mind. They'll be at the same intellectual level then. He's come up with a name already – Rocky; it fits, too, seeing as he'll be as smart as one. Today is day one. I'm starting with the skull. I really can't believe I'm actually going through with this...

Riff