When The Fan Girls Attack! Hetalia! By Dbzneverends1

On a normal Afternoon in Hetalia, Russia is bashing skulls in with his abnormally large pipe. When suddenly, The Bad Touch Trio start chasing Russia, but they are getting chased... BY RANDOM FUCKING FANGIRLS! Prussia,France,and Spain all said in unison, "RUSSIA! SAVE US FROM THESE WILD FANGIRLS!" Russia sees the crowd and runs screaming "DON'T BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA!" Then Russia had a facial expression like he just got raped. They all ran to Germany for protection. Germany tries to talk them out of it by saying "Why can't you do it on your on? I'm busy currently." Russia, and everyone else explain how Germany is the only one who can complete the task. Germany replies "*sigh, if you little wrag dolls cannot do it on your own, i must" For being rude to russia, russia bonks germany on the head with his pipe with a loud *bonk!*. Germany wears a suit that a swat police squad would wear in the case of a riot. Germany marches in. The fangirls attack, and after the fan girls are done attacking him, you dont see germany, but the whole crowd of fan girls were done with germany, you just heard a giant belch sound as if they ate him entirely until there is nothing left.
Russia replys in Germany's death, "What a pitty, i was going to bash his head in with my pipe later." then Russia goes into a crying baby fit with his inoccent facial expression, and the fan girls all say in unison "AWWWWW..." Russia gets into a sadistic rage and beats the fangirls to death, but lucky for the fan girls, they were all masochists. The fan girls were satisfied with the beating and went back home cheerfully. Russia beats the living shithole out of The bad Touch trio because they didnt help at all in that whole entire scenario.