Core: (whispers) You got that part right!
Ahem! Anyway... I write another one-shot humor fanfic!
Steam: Whee.
Aroma: Wahoo. Yay. Celebrate. Gonna fall asleep...
I feel so loved...
I got this idea from playing the darn long prologue of Golden Sun, which (in my mind) counts as Sol Sanctum too.
Core: Many things in your mind are not as they really are. For who can tell what reality is?
Have you been reading philosophy lectures on the Internet again?
Aroma: No, I was using the computer.
Doing...
Aroma: Stuff. Things. (Sighs) Okay, I was flaming random stories.
WHAT? WITH MY ACCOUNT? YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A TOTAL (censored)!!!
Aroma: Hehehehe...
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"Wow!" Jenna exclaimed as she was teleported into the Elemental Star Chamber.
"Amazing..." breathed Isaac.
"I need to go to the bathroom," whined Garet.
And they (with the exception of Garet) were right to be awed. A huge chamber, pillars sticking out of the glistening water, in the middle of a volcano.
Garet, after controlling Nature's Call, looked around the room. Mostly staring at the statues holding the Elemental Stars. "They're hot..." he mumbled dreamily, eyes glazed over.
Isaac gave him a funny glance, then scooted over to be next to Jenna. "Weirdo..."
"Wow!" a voice from nowhere said. The voice could have been associated with terrible things. Things like hurricanes. Things like the world being taken over by bananas from the planet TomatoSoup. Things like Kraden. "Wow!" Kraden exclaimed again. "Is that the ocean?"
And then he appeared.
"No, it can't be... the ocean has waves," he murmured sadly, staring at the waters lapping at the crystal pillars.
"This is boring..." muttered Garet and Jenna simultaneously. They glanced at each other. "Let's make Isaac go get the Elemental Stars!" they shouted.
Garet frowned. "I'm coming with him!"
Jenna looked at him quizzically. "Why?" she asked, dreading his response.
"So I can be nearer to my hunnies!" he yelled.
"What, the statues?" asked Isaac. After receiving a nod, he raised his eyebrows. "Right."
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Isaac and Garet hopped over to the Mercury Star. "I got it!" said Isaac, walking up to the statue. 'Man, why do they make these things so dang tall?' he thought. Garet chuckled at the sight of Isaac jumping up and down trying to reach the Star.
"Stand aside, little man, for Garet the Tall is here!" He reached up and plucked the Star from the woman's grasp, dropping it into the awaiting Mythril Bag. Pillars randomly popped out of the ocean... erm, water.
Kraden stared at the water. "The ocean... It's so beautiful..."
Isaac, ready to hop to the Venus Star, looked back at Garet and gagged. Garet, having taken the Mercury Star, was now kissing the statue's hands. "What the crap."
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Isaac plucked the Jupiter Star out of the statue's hands. For some reason, the Jupiter statue was shorter than the others. Maybe all Jupiter Adepts were that short (XD). For the third time, random pillars popped out of the water.
"The ocean... without waves..." muttered Kraden again.
Suddenly, two weirdoes popped out of the warp.
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Garet reached up and grabbed the Mars Star, then proceeded to fondle the statue.
"Dude, that's just nasty."
The room shook violently, sending the water everywhere. In short, making waves.
"THE OCEAN!" crowed Kraden, viewing the water. Tearing off the robe he was wearing ("Augh!" exclaimed Jenna) he dove stark naked into the water.
Which wasn't there anymore. In its stead was, well... To put it bluntly, he was diving into a pool of lava. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed. "THE OCEAN IS GONE!" He hit the lava with a splash.
"Nine point five!" cheered Isaac.
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"Wow!" exclaimed Garet as he, Isaac, Ivan, and Mia entered the Kalay Docks. "Have we finally reached the all-powerful ocean Kraden was obsessed with?"
Isaac sighed. "No, this is the Karagol Sea. And for Alchemy's sake, don't start poledancing on a statue."
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Aroma: What. The. CRAP IS WRONG WITH YOU????
Hehehe... Read and Review!
Core: Yo, dude, they're already done reading.
Fine. Review!
Steam: Much better.
-Caster of Chaos