Sam tiptoes out of the room so as not to wake a sleeping Dean. He quietly closes the door, turns and almost runs right into Ruby, standing behind him.
"Oh, hey Ruby, how's it going?" Sam asks sheepishly.
"Sham." Ruby's expression doesn't change (have you noticed she has a lisp?).
"Listen, I was going to call you..."
"Really, Sham?"
"yea, I...uh...can't see you anymore. I told Dean I wouldn't use my powers anymore so...I'm afraid it's over for us...thank you for your help...and it's been...uh...real...uh..."
Ruby's expression doesn't change, "You can't do thish to me, Sham! You need me!"
Sam opens his mouth to respond and then focuses on someone standing behind Ruby, "Hello? Have we met?"
Ruby spins around, coming face to face with Castiel. Her expression doesn't change, "EEEEKKK!" she squeaks.
Castiel looks Ruby over like she's a bug under a microscope. "So, you're the one leading Sam down the road to eternal damnation? You understand, we can't let this continue. Your bad acting alone is making our viewers go watch CSI, not to mention your character is a cardboard cutout who has no clear definition and no real reason to be here that anyone can tell."
"No, pleash!" Ruby's expression doesn't change, "I can act, I can! I'm jusht given horrible linesh to shay! It's not my fault, it's the writersh!"
Examining her more closely, Castiel steps nearer, "Try saying 'I'm the one that gripped you tight and raised you from purdition' and have it not come out as a joke. I did it and won over the fans in four minutes. You've had three episodes and still, the fans can't stand you. Nope, this ends now."
Sam tries to step between them and Castiel touches his forehead, letting him drop like a stone to the floor. He looks sadly down at Sam and says, "Sorry big guy but I couldn't even begin to catch you. You'll have a headache but you'll be just fine."
Turning back to Ruby, he puts out a hand and a giant hammer appears.
Castiel looks sad as he swings it at her and Ruby's expression STILL doesn't change. With a scream, "Pleash shtop!" she turns to mist as the hammer swings through her.
Castiel turns and sees that Dean has been watching the whole scene.
Dean raises an eyebrow and says, "So where'd you send her...back to hell?"
"No" Castiel replies, "I sent her back to acting school. She needs some serious help. I was instructed to make sure she never comes back onto the show. Now, tell me...where do I find an Mr..." He checks a note in his pocket..."Kripke?"
