L the Milk Eater says: I apologize in advance for how stupid this is. I probably shouldn't write anymore of this. If anybody actually likes this, I may. I don't know. Keiichi doesn't sound like Keiichi... He sounds more like Kyon...

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"Christmas?"

"Yes, Christmas!" Mion shouted, obliterating my eardrum. "I finally convinced my grandma to hold a Christmas festival in Hinamizawa this year!"

Rena started drooling next me at the thought of the winter festivities.

"How will we celebrate it, though?" I asked. "Will we be praying to Oyashiro-sama for presents or something?"

Rika grinned widely and pet me on the head as if were her child. "That's exactly what we're going to do, Keiichi-kun."

I stared at Rika closely. Nowhere on her face could I detect a trace of a childish hoax. Great. I knew that Christmas was becoming a monopolized, materialistic holiday in America, but Hinamizawa would take Christmas to a whole new extreme. At least there aren't any fanatical Christians living here. I think.

"Nipaa~ "

"Hauauau..." Hanyuu started having a seizure. "W-what is this 'Christmas,' nanodesu?"

Mion started explaining to Hanyuu the majestic foreign holiday known as Christmas. As she elaborated, Mion gestured grandly into many directions, including my face.

"Are you sure it's really necessary to pray to Oyashiro-sama? Why can't you pray to Santa like everybody else does?"

The strong smell of curry rice wafted into the room. "Keiichi-kun, here in Hinamizawa, it is believed that if we don't pray to Oyashiro-sama at every holiday, we may incur their wrath."

I gave a long sigh and resigned myself to a supernatural holiday season in Hinamizawa. Oh well. At least the Club will keep things interesting and fun. And really, what could go wrong?

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L the Milk Eater says: I'm not really sure why Chie-sensei is in there... Care to give me any (constructive) criticism? It doesn't even have to be constructive, can I just have some criticism please?