here is the first chapter...

(Bella's POV)
Hi my name is isabella swan , but if you call me isabella i will either get annoyed and slap you or i will say something really annoying to you and keep saying it till you get really really angry ... Dont make me resort to that matter.
Right now i have to go to school where most probably my stalker boyfriend Edwierdo will be. He is annoying he follows me everywhere . He even used his charms to get in all my classes and honestly its so annoying, he watches me when i sleep and this is the worst part hes a veggie vamp but he still wants my blood . I know im stupid for staying with him but i love him and thats what matters ... i think .
So today his family wasnt at school and thats scary it wasnt even sunny I couldnt think ,i couldnt do anything without my mind thinking straight back to him . Im heading off to gym right now sooo i think ill have to sit on the sidelines again (sigh). "bella swan" the coach said (see even the teachers now to never call me bella ) "yes mr. hitler"
i said warily. "join Ms. angela for the vollyball game please"he said smiling warmly "can't i just stay on the sidelines like always""no not today , today we are having a tournament"
"oh joy" i murmured under my breath then i started listening to the bitch from hell a.k.a. lauren "sir " she said in that sreechy voice of hers "why do we have to vs her she sucks" she sneered at me all of a sudden i forget about edwierdo and wanna play hard to prove that she dosent know how good i am "We will see whos better in a minute" i say to her carelessly "when i blow the whistle start playing"coach hitler says "Hurry up then" did i forget to mention i am very rude to teachers when i want to be. then a whistle blew .
I watched lauren serve "take forever not like im waiting to play (note the sarcasm)

(TIME skip)
In the last few seconds angela set the ball for me and i slammed it right on laurens nose and i heard a crack ... i started laughing sooo much untill i was on the floor even mr. hitlerwas cracking up .
Lauren on the other hand was sulking like a little baby, that just made me laugh more and more . she threw a punch at me and surprisingly i caught it . In my head im like "whoa".

(TIME skip)
Im at home and edweird is in the front of his car and beckoning me near " Hey where were you today its not sunny" i said carefully "Bella we need to talk " he said uh oh thats the line i was scared about in the past "Come"he said walking towards the forest We went to this meadow thing in the forest i was counting in my head 3 2 1 "bella our family is leaving "he said this really hurt to think of him going .
"so i have to tell charlie then well go right" i said nervously because i knew what he was going to say "no bella just my family and myself" he said in a monotone

hahahhaha so there is the first chapter pleas review a nice review please