Your guide to pissing off the Naruto characters.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Just something I put together when I was bored. Enjoy!
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# 1 way to piss of each of the Naruto characters
Uzumaki Naruto:
Ask him if NaruSasu fanfics were based on real life.
Uchiha Sasuke:
Ask him how much mousse he uses, and if having chicken-butt hair was the look he was aiming for.
Haruno Sakura:
Make a forehead comment.
Yamanaka Ino:
Make a ShikaIno comment.
Nara Shikamaru:
Call him 'Shika-kun'.
Akimichi Choji:
Call him fat (so obvious it hurts).
Hyuga Hinata:
Does she actually ever get pissed off? Well, maybe if you attack Naruto…
Aburami Shino:
Squeal in horror and step on one of his bugs.
Inuzuka Kiba:
Make a comment about Akamaru that might have an insult imbedded in it somewhere.
Hyuga Neji:
Pull his hair.
Rock Lee:
Insult Master Gai (eye roll).
Tenten:
Say something about how boys are better then girls. (I recommend bringing earplugs due to the length of the lecture that will ensue)
Gaara:
Step into his breathing space.
Kankuro:
Call his puppets 'dollies'.
Temari:
Look at her wrong.
Kakashi:
Take porn.
Asuma:
Take cigarettes.
Kurenai:
Take Lipstick.
Gai:
Take jumpsuit.
Tsunade:
Take Booze.
Orochimaru:
Take life-sized Sasuke doll.
Kabuto:
Take Glasses.
Karin:
Ditto.
Jiraya:
See Kakashi's.