**Disclaimers: Neither L5D nor shiroi-chan113 own any of the characters in this story unless otherwise listed below. Since there are too many things we are referencing and having just pop in we won't actually try to write out what we don't own, rather the things we do own are written.

Character's owned

L5D [pronounced Lizard]

Shi-chan

The Pocky Elves

Random Emo person [Walter]

Beckett

Cousin It

Siake and Ekais

Whilst sitting in a dark room with William and ShiroiPC two good friends began an adventure of sorts. At first they were unsure of how to do it until, clearing their throats they began.

Once upon a time in a magical land far away, in the land of Spare Oom outside of the great wardrobe constructed for Narnia, there lived two friends who were half asleep at the start of our story.

"Wait, wait, wait. You can't begin a story with the main characters half asleep!"

Looking over at her stuffed moving panda, the great lizard girl glared.

"Shush Beckett! You aren't real!"

Pulling his ears back and huddling down on his haunches, the stuffie dripped great tears of imagination from his beady eyes. Feeling sad for the now seemingly abandoned panda L5D wiped a tear away with her tail and spoke in a low voice.

'Well no one else can hear you, dear."

Looking up at her and the cat next to her Beckett sighed.

"Doesn't that make you two crazy?"

The large white cat licked one paw and replied, "Why yes... By gum it does!"

Lifting her paw up, she proceeded to hit both the panda and the lizard in the head.

"We're not even a paragraph in and you are already off topic!"

Shifting colours, as the lizard was apt to do, L5D leaped into the air.

"JUMPING JELLYBEANS BATMAN! THE STORY IS IN DANGER OF FALLING APART!"

Clearing her throat the white cat pushed the other two aside and took up the audiences attention.

"Ahem. Back to the story."

As the two frolicked in a dark room in the middle of a field, they found a bright light that lead them away from the comfort of their homes and towards a rivers edge. Disdainfully both creatures froze staring at the rushing stream of liquid in front of them. The white cat cringed away from the water as it burbled past them.

Suddenly, our from nowhere, a large black [totally not in a racist way] emo ran by screaming for help as he dove into the water. From out of his pocket there fell a small box of creamy yellow sticks. Knowing that emos usually either drop food or pain making things, the friends were slightly reluctant to grab it until a little person no larger than a babies pinky ran to the box and tried to move it.

"Wow."

"Yep, Shi-chan. Just some random emo person. And that tiny thing is a pocky elf."

Taking a pointing stick, L5D proceeded to point at the frozen scene illustrating what she said.

"Of course it is," smirked the white cat.

"Of course."

Knowing that this small creature was an elf of sorts L5D reached out to the creamy sticks of goodness with her tongue. Licking one of them she exclaimed "Pocky! OMIGOSH SHI-CHAN A POCKY ELF! THEY WERE REAL THIS WHOLE TIME!"

"Chill out you two No reason to be getting excited over part of your story. It's not real after all."

"Shut up Beckett! You're not real!" they shouted in unison.

"Of course he is," chirruped the small orange furry Cousin It duck.

Eyes widening, the neko stared at the new stuffed animal.

"We've got to get these mythological creatures out of our story.... WAIT DID YOU SAY POCKY??? WHERE???"

"MINE!" shrieked the purple lizard, eyes rolling in her head.

"MY YELLOW STRAWBERRY FL- Wait... what?"

"Why is it yellow?"

"Iunno...."

"Hmmm...."

"Well, continue the story, maybe we'll get there in time."

"I know! We should go on a random adventure and find out!"

The cat laughed hysterically at this seeing as the two friends were already well into a random adventure of their own making.

"Yes!" shouted L5D. "Let's!"

Suddenly a yellow rabbit ran by with a large pocket watch in his hands.

"I'm late, latelatelate!"

Right as this happened a sound erupted from Shi-chan's throat.

"We're off to see the Wizard... da da da da duh da duh da!"

"Wrong song, baka neko!"

"BECKETT! STAY OUT OF IT!"

Surreptitiously grabbing the box of pocky still covered in a pocky elf, the now blue lizard pushed them into her kangaroo pouch.

"Wait... you have a kangaroo pouch... since when?"

Eying the lizard in a new light, the cat looked skeptical of her friends abilities to control her being.
"Uhh.... That doesn't matter. We need to chase that rabbit! He's got our answer!"

Evading the question with shifty eyes and a return to the story, L5D made it safely out of the questioning stare of Shi-chan.

As the two ragtag friends and their unhappy passenger stood staring after the yellow rabbit, the white cat straightened its tail and shouted,

"Allons y!"

The audience listening to the story collectively stared at Shi-chan their eyes wide in question.

"What? It's French."

Both stuffies and the lizard fell on their faces, overwhelmed by the large sweatdrop that they had formed.

But as they chased the rabbit a strange thing happened. The world warped and they were suddenly not at home anymore. They were surrounded by bright coloured flowers and little singing people with giant lollipops.

Singing with happiness the polkadot lizard bounced up and down while exclaiming something.

"WE MADE IT TO CANDYLAND!"

Holding the bright orange tail of her friend the neko sighed.

"No, Sherlock. See the fairy witch?"

"We're in Oz!"

Whacking L5D with her tail, Shi-chan let out a string of exasperated words.

"Really? I didn't notice."

Not appreciating the blatant sarcasm that her friend directed her way, L5D tried to direct the conversation back to the rabbit.

"Well we should just-"

Magically a line of giant chickens of three colours yellow, black and white ran by, and the white chicken was wearing ruby slippers and the lizard and cat were distracted by the shiny objects. Pouncing upon the chicken's back the lizard and cat rode away from the rabbit and the singing people and into a dark dark forest.
The whole time they were on the backs of the giant birds, the lizard switched between mimicking Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy and singing the Rap de Chocobo to her pretty white chicken.

"CHIKENS! CHOCOCHOCOCHOCOBO! CHICKENS!"

"And this children is why you should never give two teenaged girls sugar before they go to sleep when you know that they don't sleep at all," commented the orange ball of fluff that was called Cousin It.

"This is highly entertaining."

"Dangerous, but entertaining."

Out of nowhere two cats jumped up to be with the group of narrators. Moving the same way but in opposite directions they introduced themselves.

"We are Siake."

"And Ekais."

Curling up beside the white neko, they urged the two friends to continue the story.

Before it could be continued though Beckett began to speak.

"Indeed. Dangerous indeed."

Chorusing their voices together Shi-chan and L5D said, "How is it dangerous?"

"Okay, for your sanity."

"What sanity?"

"Uhh.. You know..."

Looking at the white cat with one eye and the others with her other eye, L5D squeaked.

"That little red string that ties your pinkies together when you- Oh, wait. Never mind. That's called love."

"Ooh, yeah! Wait isn't that when you feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside and can't tell the difference between wanting to choke the living daylights out of someone or jumping them?"

Suddenly a thought came to the white lizard.

"MONKEY BONE! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!"

Cocking her head to the side the neko looked at her friend.

"Quoi?"

"Tis a great movie with Brandon Frasier and a few other people whose names escape me and- OWWW! What was that for Beckett?"

"You weren't focusing."

"What's focusing?" the friends again chorused.

"You have a story to tell, remember?"

"Oh! Right..."

Moving their eyes swiftly from side to side the storytellers continued with their tale.

So finally the chicken slowed down as the forest around them grew darker and darker with no end in sight. Hearing struggling in the trees ahead the two animals dismounted their noble bird-steed and flew over to the rescue. Well more like walked. Seeing a small furry creature and other slightly taller bearded creatures being attacked by spiders they rushed forward and attempted to help, only to get tangled in the webs themselves.

**Note: Thus ends part one of our heroins adventure. Can you guess where they are and what's going on? Well soon you'll find out! MUAHAHAHAHA!

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