Romano's Day Out 1
Romano starts the day off by waking up from Spain smothering him with a pillow. Spain is still asleep and has rolled on top of Romano crushing a pillow into his face. Romano pushes Spain off and goes to the bathroom to prepare for the day. Romano half asleep grabs his tooth brush and applies tooth paste. He is half way through brushing the back of his tongue, for good hygiene of course, when he realizes that it's not toothpaste, but uh um lubricant. After vomiting extensively he has to wake up Spain. This is a pointless effort, but he has to at least try. So first he whispers into Spain's ear to wake up, next he yells it into a bull horn, then he tries slapping Spain awake, and finally he tries tickling Spain. Spain has a reaction but it is a negative one. From feeling the tickling sensation Spain kicks his leg nailing Romano right in the testis. Romano rolls on the ground a little bit then goes down stairs to make breakfast. As he walks down the hallway, he trips on a turtle and falls down a flight of stairs landing on a jar of tomatoes. Spain finally waking up hears the sound and comes running to see what has happened. It looks like Romano just died in a bloody accident and Spain faints and falls down the stairs landing on Romano. Romano carries him to the couch and puts and ice pack on his head.
Now it's time to start breakfast. Romano wishes to make his famous tomato omelet so he turns on the stove and looks for some eggs. He looks for what seems to be hours, but is actually only 5 minutes. He can't find a single chicken egg in the house so he is forced to use some of Spain's turtle's eggs. Ironically he trips on a turtle while heading back to the stove. He fortunately catches himself. Unfortunately he has dropped the eggs on his head and landed his hand on the now piping hot stove.
After bandaging his hand he heads to the super market to but groceries. He meets Italy (his brother) in the parking lot and they decide to do the shopping together. Instinctively Italy grabs his big brother's hand to cross the parking lot, and so he grabs Romano's burnt hand. Romano nearly has a heart attack in the parking lot, but Italy is distracted by 2 cute girls selling cookies at the front door to notice. Romano buys tomatoes, pasta, and Spanish olives along with supplies for super. While shopping he finds a free sample stand that says, "Take only one please." Of course he takes two and with his luck or karma, he chokes on the second one. As he is choking his life flashes before his eyes and he suddenly feels regret and anger. France notices him choking, but waits till he blacks out so he can give Romano mouth to mouth. After being brought back to life, be looks at the clock and notices that he is late for the country meeting. He rushes to the conference room and trips over another turtle which causes him to hit his head on a table. Disoriented he sits down at the conference table. He then notices that he sat in Russia's chair and is painfully removed by Russia. America jumps in the seat next to him and questions him why his head his bleeding. He tries to wipe it off, but just ends up smearing it all over his face.
"Did I get it" he asks in a tired way.
"Yeah it's gone" America says with a disgusted look on his face. He moves further away next to Canada. After fighting with the other countries on who gets what of the "new" island they found near England, (Sealand) he heads home. When he opens he door there are at least 100 turtles in his house and Spain is on a table with a broom trying to defend himself from a pack of rabid snapping turtle. By this time Romano has had enough.
"Spain! What the hell are all these turtles doing in my house?" Romano is clearly on the brink of going insanity.
"I found them all in a national park lake homeless and hungry." Spain looks up and sees Romano's bloody face and faints. He falls in the pack of rabid snapping turtles and Romano just walks up stairs to bed.
Romano sits on his bed and pulls out a gun. He points it to his head, but then takes it down and says, "No not today." He finally collapses from exhaustion and tries to prepare himself, for soon he will have to call the exterminator for the turtle problem and have to ignore Spain's tears.
The end.
I tried to make this funny, but it got serious at the end sorry.