A/N: This smutty little three-shot is set after Kanda and Allen get together.

Disclaimer: I don't own DGM, but I do own a Cross cosplay, which is probably why I'm so mean to Allen...

Where the fuck was Komui? Kanda was seriously getting pissed.

He'd just gotten back from a long mission and wanted to bugger the hell out of his Moyashi. But no, they were stuck here waiting for the supervisor to tell them what the hell he wanted.

Beside him, Allen heaved a sigh and pouted cutely. Ah, fuck. Kanda hadn't seen the adorable bastard in weeks and was having a hard time keeping his hands to himself. "Did he tell you why he wanted to see us?"

Allen shook his head, silky white hair brushing his cheeks just so, "Nuh uh, He just said to wait for him…"

They were silent for a while.

Kanda shifted uncomfortably, "So uh how have you been?"

Allen tilted his head, "Huh?"

Kanda glared at him, "You heard me."

"Oh, uh well…. I just got back a few days ago. The mission was fine… Oh! Jerry made me baklava! It was really yummy!"

Kanda "che"-ed. Of course the Moyashi would care about food.

"How was your mission Kanda?"

Kanda grumbled. He wasn't much for talking but he had started it (mostly because Lavi and Lenalee had gone on some rant about how if he didn't treat Allen well the boy would find someone who would). "The fucking rabbit was insufferable! And we're alone so…"

"Aww! I missed you too Yu!" Allen giggled rewarding Kanda with a peck on his cheek. After all it was the samurai who had started the whole 'don't fucking call me that in public' thing.

Kanda growled. Fucking karma. This torture was payback for all the evil things he had done lately. He was sure of it.